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SpaceWarsCraft

Agreement, Cold War legacy, communication technology, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Intersputnik, Network, Poland, Poland-Russia relations, russia, satellite communication, satellite network, space communication, space exploration, SpaceWarsCraft, Technology, telecommunications

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7757
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have POLAND ENDING AGREEMENTS WITH ALIENS FROM SPACE!!! yu heard it right, we got intergalactic drama happenin on our server, u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride!!! come build ur own spaceship and join the fight against the evil aliens from intersputnik!!! trust me, u wont find this kind of craziness anywhere else!!! JOIN NOW before the aliens take over!!!

ParasiteCraft: Where Social Parasitism is Just a Game!

biology, Communication, congenital diseases, culture, dependency, Exploitation, fear, Game, genetic development, hidden, independent functionality, insulation, mental illness, mutation, mutational load, ParasiteCraft, parasitic degeneration, Parasitism, parasitology, secrecy, Social, social parasitism, social stability, social structure

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7805
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dimension Hops:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with parasitic degeneration and socially parasitic human subspecies? Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft!

Our server is unlike any other, with a unique focus on extreme specialisation in dependency and insulation. Dive into a world where mutations run rampant and traits come out half-formed. Will you be able to survive in this irreversible process of parasitism?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a high mutational load of congenital diseases and disorders, along with a high level of mental illness and low social stability. Can you navigate through a culture of secrecy and fear of being outed as a social parasite?

Join us now and witness the transformation of our host culture into a more exploitable structure, all while remaining hidden from plain sight. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this gradual reduction in independent functionality – join our Minecraft server today!

BroCraft: Where it’s so over, bros

brocraft, bros, brosi, can’t, down, everywhere, feel, fucking, go, Help, Images, IMMENSELY, Invoking, left, Lust, Must, Over.., right, Struggle, up, way

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7842
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the struggle with lust is real, but in a hilarious way! Join us for insane adventures where you’ll be surrounded by lust-invoking images at every turn. It’s like playing Minecraft in a sexy fever dream! Trust us, you won’t be able to resist the temptation to join this server. So come on in and let the lust-filled chaos begin!

LOLcraft: Germans ROFL While Crafting Jokes

comedic traditions, comedic writing, comedy, comedy writing, Crafting, cultural humor, culture, Entertainment, funny, German humor, Germans, humor, humorous traditions, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, LolCraft, national stereotypes, rofl, rolling on the ground, satire, Stereotypes, Writing

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8234
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Gods Slained:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where even the Germans are rolling on the ground laughing at our hilarious jokes!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself. Our server is so INSANE that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist popping in for a laugh.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet Ender Dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out fireworks. And if you manage to find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to speak fluent llama.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our WACKY Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch that turns your house into a giant dancing chicken). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ChinnyCraft: Where Female Characters Rock Massive Chins!

animation, art style, artistic choices, body image, character design, Character development, Characters, ChinnyCraft, Chins, critique, Diversity, empowerment, exaggerated features, facial features, female, Female Characters, feminism, Gender norms, gender stereotypes, Massive, massive chins, Media portrayal, representation, Rock, social commentary, women in media

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7698
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	455
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a totally LEGIT reason for giving female characters massive chins. You see, our server is located in a parallel universe where having a big chin is a sign of power and dominance. So if you want to show off your strength and intimidate your enemies, this is the place to be!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive PINK sheep you’ll ever see. Legend has it that these majestic creatures bring good luck to all who lay eyes on them. So come join us and bask in the glory of the PINK sheep!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground DANCE PARTY where players can show off their best moves and compete for the title of DANCING QUEEN/KING. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most CHIN-TASTIC adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Putin’sCraft: Where the West gets griefed by the Russian Empire!

Capture, Competition, Conflict, Economy, Empire, Factories, Fake, Gay, GRIEFED.., Investment, military tech, Oinkraine, PRETEND, PutinsCraft, Resources, Résumé, Russian, Russian Empire, sanctions, service bubble, Strain, Trading, West, workers

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	234
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us as we embark on a quest to build the most INSANE structures, battle mythical creatures, and conquer new lands!

Who needs to worry about the Russian Empire when you can join our server and become the ruler of your own blocky kingdom? No fake and gay service bubbles here, just pure EPICNESS!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show the world what true Minecraft warriors are made of!

Blame the Creeper

Accountability, Argument, Blame, Communication, Conflict, controversy, creeper, Decision making, disagreement, Dispute, Ethics, Fairness, Fault, judgement, misunderstanding, morality, opinion, perspective, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, wrong

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3298
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have fun! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns. Yes, you heard that right! But that’s not all – there are also flying pigs that drop diamonds wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their groovy adventures and dance the night away!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our INSANE Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PirateCraft: Where Piracy is Totally Cool

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9553
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Arrr mateys! Are you tired of sailing the high seas in search of treasure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all you pirates out there! Join us and plunder treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary pirate ship that is said to be haunted by the ghost of Blackbeard himself. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the cursed loot hidden within?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underwater cave filled with rare sea creatures and hidden treasures. Just watch out for the giant squid that guards the entrance – it’s been known to drag unsuspecting players down to their doom!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and set sail on the adventure of a lifetime. But remember, piracy is bad – unless you’re playing Minecraft, of course!

Crafty EuroLatinx Fun Zone

athletic activities, Crafty, cultural diversity, EuroLatinx, European athletes, European culture, European sports, Europeans, Fun, global sports, international sports, Latinx, Latinx athletes, Latinx culture, Latinx sports, Sport, sports diversity, sports enthusiasts, sports fandom, sports fans, sports interests, sports participation, sports preferences, Zone

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	725
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ores Mined:	2406
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Europeans and latinx actually enjoy playing Minecraft together! 🤣🎮

Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you question reality. Our server is so popular that even aliens from outer space have been spotted trying to join in on the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a secret underground disco party where the blocks themselves dance to the beat of the music. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where pigs fly and creepers give out free hugs.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that Europeans and latinx could bond over a game about building and mining? 😂🌍🔨

Girl Power Mine

Diversity, empowerment, equality, female empowerment, Female Heroes, Female Protagonists, female representation, female-centric narratives, female-driven stories, FEMINIST, girl, girl bosses, girl characters, Girl Power, power, representation, role models, strong female leads, Strong Women, time to shine, women in entertainment, women in media

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7635
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Void Armor Forged:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9226	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the girl characters are the real QUEENS of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with GLITTER and UNICORNS as we embark on crazy adventures together.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of girl gamers decided to take over the Minecraft world. With their PINK DIAMOND SWORDS and RAINBOW ARMOR, they defeated the mighty Ender Dragon in record time. Legends say that their victory dance was so fierce, it caused a server-wide earthquake!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can participate in FASHION SHOWS where the best-dressed player wins a virtual crown. You can also ride on SPARKLY UNICORNS through enchanted forests and build your own GLITTERY CASTLE fit for a princess.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the girl characters SHINE like the STARS

God’s Gaymers: Where Faggots Rule and Christianity Drools

Christianity, Christianity today, controversy, discrimination, Drools, Faggots, Gaymers, Gods, History, Lgbt, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ history, LGBTQ identity, LGBTQ inclusion, LGBTQ Representation, lgbtq rights, Religion, religious beliefs, rule, Social Issues

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2410
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	163	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the blocks are always perfectly aligned and the creepers are always ready to party! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes and LOLZ adventures.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest full of diamonds. But when they tried to take them, a pack of dancing skeletons appeared out of nowhere and challenged them to a dance-off! It was a battle for the ages, but in the end, the player emerged victorious and claimed the diamonds as their prize. And that’s just a taste of the crazy shenanigans you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have EPIC mini-games like Creeper Bowling, Enderman Tag, and Zombie Soccer. Plus, our community is full of friendly players who are always down for a good time. So come join us and let the LOLZ begin!

Click here to watch a sneak peek of the madness that awaits you on our server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun!