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SpaceWarsCraft

Agreement, Cold War legacy, communication technology, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Intersputnik, Network, Poland, Poland-Russia relations, russia, satellite communication, satellite network, space communication, space exploration, SpaceWarsCraft, Technology, telecommunications

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6921
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	63
Votes:	7070	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Love Letters Sent:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have POLAND ENDING AGREEMENTS WITH ALIENS FROM SPACE!!! yu heard it right, we got intergalactic drama happenin on our server, u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride!!! come build ur own spaceship and join the fight against the evil aliens from intersputnik!!! trust me, u wont find this kind of craziness anywhere else!!! JOIN NOW before the aliens take over!!!

UninstallMePlsMC

10. App frustration, 11. App organization, 12. App removal, 13. App storage, 14. App uninstall, 15. App bloat, 16. App cleanup, 17. App space, 18. App functionality, 19. App annoyance, 2. Annoying apps, 20. App control., 3. Can’t delete apps, 4. Smartphone apps, 5. Mobile apps, 6. Useless apps, 7. App clutter, 8. App overload, 9. App management, UninstallMePlsMC, Unwanted apps

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4601
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t let you delete apps? Well, look no further because on our server, you can delete ANY app you want! That’s right, say goodbye to that pesky calculator app that you never use or that annoying weather app that always gets the forecast wrong. Join us and experience the freedom of app-deleting in Minecraft like never before! Plus, rumor has it that if you delete the right app, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride unicorns and battle dragons with nothing but a diamond pickaxe and a stack of pancakes. Don’t miss out on the app-deleting adventure of a lifetime – join our server now!

MoxVirusMadness

Areas, changing, Democratic Republic of Congo, Equipment, expected, Experts, Faster, funding, global health, Healthcare, lack, MoxVirusMadness, mpox strain, new strain, outbreak, research, scientists, spread, studying, track, Virus

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1152
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah, i want something more EXCITING? well, guess what, this server is like, the craziest thing u will ever experience in ur life.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. but not just any zombie apocalypse, these zombies are like, super fast and smart. u gotta build ur base, gather supplies, and fight off the undead horde.

oh, and did i mention there are also mutant creatures roaming around? like, giant spiders that shoot fireballs and creepers that explode into a million tiny creepers. it’s INSANE.

but wait, there’s more. there are also secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and traps. u gotta be super sneaky and smart to navigate through them.

so, if u want a minecraft server that will keep u on the edge of ur seat and make u question ur sanity, then u gotta join this server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

PixelPop: GenePool Extinction

Biodiversity, conservation biology, conservation strategies, data analysis, demographic information, ecological genetics, Endangered species, evolutionary biology, Extinction, extinction risks, genepool, genetic diversity, genetic variation, natural populations, PixelPop, population dynamics, population genetics, population size, research methods, species conservation, species management, species survival., University of Helsinki

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4203
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

so like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers.

we got like, genetic diversity data and demographic information comin outta our ears, man. u wanna know bout extinction risks of natural populations? we got u covered, fam.

join dis server and u gonna be like, whoa, dis is da best decision i ever made in my whole life. u gonna be buildin epic castles and fightin dragons like a boss.

so what u waitin for? come join us and let’s conquer dis minecraft world together!

Sukuna’s Magic Realm Minecraft Server

Anime, card game, collectible card game, cursed object, cursed spirit, dark magic, Demon, FANTASY, If Sukuna was a magic card, jujutsu kaisen, Magic, magic card, Manga, Minecraft, Powers, Realm, Server, Shaman, shikigami, Sorcerer, sukuna, SUKUNAS, Supernatural, TCG, yuji itadori

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2628
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine if Sukuna from Jujutsu Kaisen was a magic card in Minecraft… well, on our server, he is! Join us and battle it out with Sukuna himself, who will try to steal your diamonds and challenge you to epic PvP battles.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig, you’ll unlock the ability to fly without wings!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try your luck at our custom-made parkour courses that will test your skills and patience. Just be warned, falling into the lava pit will send you straight to the Nether where you’ll have to fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a wooden sword.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even run into Sukuna himself and challenge him to a dance-off… or a duel to the death.

ExcuseMeImCrafting Minecraft SMP

balancing work and personal life, Comedy Show, emergency, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, Girlfriend, last minute, leave work early, Minecraft, new job, Obligations, Prioritizing, short notice, sick, smp, social event, TICKETS, Time management, time off, unexpected event, work commitment, work flexibility, work-life balance

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6584
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
New Chunks Explored:	493138	Potions Brewed:	88

Looking for a legit excuse to leave work early? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect reason to ditch work and dive into a world of blocky madness!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building insane structures, battling mythical creatures, and exploring endless realms filled with treasure and danger.

Need a reason to join? How about this: rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground city filled with diamonds and gold. But be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its hidden treasures.

So why waste your time at work when you could be embarking on epic quests and forming alliances with fellow gamers? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate block master!

StiffedCraft: WIBTAH Wax Ladies

Brazilian wax, customer service, Disrespect, employment, intimate waxing, ladies, loyalty, new waxer, personal grooming, Petty, Restaurant, salon, Server, service industry, Sour Taste, stiffed, StiffedCraft, tip percentage, Tipping, wax, wax lady, waxing, WIBTAH

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3666
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Ores Mined:	4663	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Looking for a new Minecraft server? Look no further! Our server is like getting a Brazilian wax – intimate and exciting! Join us and leave a good tip of fun and craziness!

Imagine this: you’ve been mining and crafting with us for years, leaving behind a trail of diamonds and laughs. But then, one day, you stumble upon a new server that leaves you with only 7% of the fun you used to have. That’s just disrespectful!

Don’t be an asshole, join our server where the only thing getting waxed is our sense of humor. Leave behind the old and embrace the new, where the blocks are always hot and the tips are always generous. Come on, don’t be shy – join us today and let the fun begin!

AliveAndCrafty Minecraft SMP

achieving goals, AliveAndCrafty, appreciating beauty, emotional well being, enjoying life, experiencing joy, finding happiness, finding meaning, living fully, Making A Difference, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming challenges, personal growth, physical health, purpose in life, pursuing passions, reasons for living, relationships, Self Discovery, smp, spiritual fulfillment

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2250
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	28
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mines Excavated:	2928
Secret Passages Found:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Are you tired of living in the boring real world where you have to pay bills and adult responsibilities? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape all that nonsense and live in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, explore hidden dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where every block is made of delicious tacos and the only way to survive is by eating your way out. Plus, every new player gets a pet panda that can fly and shoot laser beams from its eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

ProcrastinationCraft

Decision making, delayed tasks, efficiency, goal-setting, organization, Prioritization, procrastination, ProcrastinationCraft, productivity, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-discipline, task avoidance, task completion, task management, task prioritization, time allocation, time awareness, Time management, time perception, work habits

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9409
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Votes:	295
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of procrastinating on your tasks in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and procrastinate on virtual tasks instead!

Our server is filled with so many distractions and fun activities that you’ll forget all about your real-life responsibilities. Need to clean your room? Nah, build a castle instead! Forgot to do your homework? Don’t worry, you can mine for diamonds all day long!

Join us and let your procrastination reach new levels of epicness. Who needs to adult when you can play Minecraft all day?

SlobberCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, Blowjob, Commission, Cum, Daphne, deep throat, Discord, email, Erotica, explicit, fanfiction, gagging, hentai, Lesbian, Minecraft, oral sex, payment, saliva, Server, SlobberCraft, throat fuck, velma, Velma and Daphne

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4177
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magic Items Found:	2850
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’ll make Velma’s head spin like a propeller! Join us for the most epic adventures and build your own world where anything is possible.

Just like Daphne and Velma, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with our wacky community. And hey, if you’re into commissioning stories like the one above, we got you covered! For just $9 per 1,000 words, you can have your wildest fantasies brought to life by our talented storytellers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, PayPal only – we don’t accept Scooby Snacks as payment.

SMP Shenanigans: Serbia Edition – Minecraft SMP

anger, BALKANS, Conflict, Diplomacy, discrimination, eastern europe, Edition, ethnic tensions, Europe, Genocide, hate, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, kosovo, Minecraft, nationalism, peace negotiations, Political, protest, Serbia, Shenanigans, smp, War

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5743
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Farms Harvested:	260
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Don’t ask how they got there, just enjoy the show. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling journey through a lava-filled volcano. It’s like Disneyland, but with more explosions.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who wears a crown made of golden feathers and commands an army of chicken minions. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s because it is.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember one thing: FUCK SERBIA!