satellite malfunction – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

SpySatCraft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, Defense, german military, military intelligence, military technology, Minecraft, national security, Orbit, satellite communication, satellite deployment, satellite failure, satellite launch, satellite malfunction, satellite surveillance, Satellite technology, Server, space exploration, space mission, space operations, space technology, spy satellites, SpySatCraft, Surveillance

So, like, we heard that two of the German military’s spy satellites are like, floating around in space, not doing their job. But, like, don’t worry, because we have a Minecraft server that is out of this world! Literally, because we have a secret base on one of those failed satellites. Join us for some out-of-this-world adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government info. Plus, our server has the best pixelated pizza in the galaxy. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s blast off into the unknown together! 🚀🛸🍕

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SudanStarveCraft

African nations, bbc news, crisis response, developing countries, emergency assistance, famine, food insecurity, FOREIGN AID, global news, government policies, human rights violations, Humanitarian Aid, hunger crisis, international relations, People will starve, political decisions, relief efforts, Sudan, SudanStarveCraft, united states, US aid cut

lol so, u kno how like in minecraft u gotta survive and stuff? well, on this server, we take that to a whole new level. like, if u don’t join, people in sudan might starve. no joke. our server is so epic that even the news is talking about it.

we got crazy challenges and quests that will make u question ur sanity. like, one time, a player had to fight off a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot. it was intense, man.

plus, our community is lit. u’ll meet all kinds of players from around the world, all coming together to save sudan from starvation. it’s like a superhero team, but in minecraft.

so, what are u waiting for? join our server now and be a hero. save sudan, one block at a time.

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PixelPounders Fitness Club

apps, body image issues, club, dangerous behaviors, diet, digital health, Eating disorders, Exercise, FITNESS, health, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, motivation, PixelPounders, problem eating, research, self esteem, self-care, Technology, weight loss, wellness, young people

so, like, u kno how u wanna get fit and stuff but then u get all obsessed with ur diet and exercise and it’s not healthy? well, dis server is like dat but in minecraft form. u can build ur own gym and have virtual workouts and stuff. but, like, be careful cuz u might get too obsessed and start thinking ur minecraft character needs to lose weight or something. it’s all fun and games until ur virtual self has body image issues, amirite? join dis server for a wild ride of questionable fitness goals and body dysmorphia in block form. it’s a trip, man.

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Odyssey Chronicles

alliances, Biomes, Casino, Claims, Custom Items, Discord, Economy, Enchants, jackpot, Las Vegas, Lucky blocks, PERMISSIONS, Shops, smp, Solo, Spawners, Survival, Teams, Terralith, Trade, Whitelist

Odyssey Chronicles: Season 1 – The Jackpot Java Edition SMP | Theme: Las Vegas| Plugins for endless fun.

Spawn Casino – Play for in-game currency or enter the VIP Casino, where you can play for custom items, spawners, and lucky blocks. Player-Driven Economy – Sell select items at spawn for money or set up your own player shop to grow your wealth. Expansive Terralith-Generated World – Explore breathtaking custom biomes. The End Opens Soon! – Battle for Elytra and rare loot when The End unlocks on February 22nd at 2 PM ET. Whitelist Only – To join, you must be a member of our Discord community.

Features: Teams Plugin – Create teams, form alliances, or go solo! Economy Plugin – Build shops, trade, and get rich! Claims Plugin – Claim land and control permissions. UnsafeEnchants – Unlock stronger and stacked enchantments! Lucky Blocks – Win in the VIP Casino and break them for surprises!

odyssey.playwn.co:25613

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MLPE Network

Anarchic, Anarchy, Awards, Community, Cross-Play, Experience, Gaming, growth, improve, Micronkmc, Minecraft, MLPE Network, Network, ONLINE, Players, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Rewards, Server, server coins, special chest keys, Support, Surprises, Survival, Voting

Vote for anarchic in micronkmc

Support anarchic and gain incredible rewards voting. Each vote helps us grow and improve experience for all players.

Voting rewards: – Server coins – Special chest keys – More surprises to discover

Vote every day to maximize your awards and support Micronkmc on server. Thanks for your support!

mlpe.lat:25577

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IndieVerse Global 1.20.5

1.20.5, Birthday Calendar, Chuubas, ducks, Global, independent talents, indie vtubers, IndieVerse, Japanese VTubers, koikatsu cards, large indies, net fans, Russian vtubers, tiermaker, Twitch Clips, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, twitch streamers, vip viewers, VOD archival, vtuber community, youtube equivalent

Yo, broskis! Ever heard of this wild server called Torture Edition? It’s like a total mind trip, man. We’re talking about indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers, but not the big shots, you feel me? This is for the real VIPs, no matter what language they speak.

And get this, you can even shill your oshi with 499 views, as long as you’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube. We got some insane numbers up in here, like Niminightmare with 12,224 views and Filian with 5,942 views. It’s a whole vibe, man.

Plus, we got all these crazy links for Twitch clips, VOD archives, Koikatsu cards, and even a Wheel of Names. It’s like a virtual rollercoaster of chaos and fun. And don’t even get me started on the Chuuba Birthday Calendar – it’s a work in progress, but it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

So, if you’re ready to dive into the madness and join the party, come on down to Torture Edition. It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, bro! 🤪🎉

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AutisticBeachPartyKickOut

autistic kid, AutisticBeachPartyKickOut, Beach Club, beach party, Boundaries, cny, discrimination, dog party, family friendly, Harsh, holiday weekend, large dogs, Meltdown, off-leash, private beach, public beach, quiet beach, Staff, triggered

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can enjoy a private beach party for your dog! Imagine a stretch of beach just for your furry friend to run and play to their heart’s content. We’ve got a bunch of large dogs running around, making it a paw-some party!

But wait, there’s more! Our private beach is right next to a public beach, so you can show off your exclusive party to the peasants on the other side. Don’t worry, we have signs to let them know they’re not invited, but they can still watch from afar.

Join us for a fun-filled day of playing fetch with the dogs, soaking up the sun, and maybe even triggering some entitled beach-goers along the way. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild? So come on over and enjoy the chaos on our exclusive beach server!

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PrivatizedPiggy Minecraft SMP

Lolz, so like, this Minecraft SMP is like the craziest place to be, bro! We got energy, water, and rail services that are fully privatised, just like Britain! But get this, we pay the most for each of these in the whole continent! Why? Because we like to live life on the edge, man! Join us and experience the thrill of overpaying for basic services while building epic Minecraft creations! It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but in block form! Don’t miss out, join now and become part of the madness!

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TimeWarpKids7

Alternate Reality, childhood memories, Consciousness, Decision making, hypothetical scenarios, Inner child, introspection, life choices, life regrets, memory lane, mental time travel, mind experiment, Nostalgia, past experiences, personal growth, philosophical questions, self reflection, time machine, Time paradox, time travel, TimeWarpKids7

Are you tired of adulting and wish you could go back to the carefree days of being 7 years old? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Imagine building epic castles and battling dragons with the wisdom of your adult self. Plus, we have a secret time machine hidden in the depths of the Nether that can transport you to different eras in Minecraft history. Join us for a wild ride through time and nostalgia!

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MineCraftyPolitics

business dealings, Conflict, Diplomacy, Economy, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, MineCraftyPolitics, MINERALS, Négotiation, Politics, power struggle, putin, Resources, russia, Russian-occupied, sanctions, Trade, trump, Ukraine, world news

so, like, u know how putin and trump are like frenemies or whatever? well, on this server, putin is like, “hey trump, wanna buy some minerals from me? i got some from ukraine, but don’t worry, it’s totally chill cuz i’m in charge there now.” and trump is all like, “sure bro, i’ll buy whatever u got.” and then they’re both on the server just mining away and making deals and stuff. it’s like a political drama but in minecraft form. come join the chaos and see what other crazy shenanigans these two get into! it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

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Crafty Kids Club

“Youth, Behavior, children, club, Crafty, distractibility, Kids, manic episodes, mental health, Psychology, racing thoughts, rapid speech, research, Risk, screen time, self esteem, Sleep, social media, Symptoms, Technology, Texting, video games, Videos

so, like, if you wanna join this minecraft server, you gotta be ready for a wild ride, bro. like, we got crazy stuff happenin’ all the time. like, one time, a player built a giant toilet and everyone had to use it as a slide to get to the treasure at the bottom. it was, like, so epic, dude.

and, like, if you join our server, you’ll become, like, a super hero or something. you’ll have powers beyond your wildest dreams. like, you’ll be able to fly on a pig or shoot fireballs out of your eyes. it’s, like, totally insane, man.

plus, like, all the players on our server are, like, super cool and funny. they’ll make you laugh so hard that you’ll forget all your worries. it’s, like, therapy but better, bro.

so, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience things you never thought possible, then join our minecraft server, dude. it’s gonna be, like, the best decision you ever made.

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