🔥satellite launch Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RocketSatCraft

aerospace, civilian purposes, cooperation, Diplomacy, global partnership, international relations, iran, long tail tags, MIDDLE EAST, peaceful use, rocket launch, RocketSatCraft, russia, satellite communication, satellite launch, Satellite technology, satellites, scientific research, space exploration, space program, Technology

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1267
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Farms Harvested:	876	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Votes:	9046
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Emeralds Found:	3183

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Well, this server is so lit that even Iran is sending satellites to Russia just to launch rockets for us! And get this, they’re saying it’s for civilian purposes, but we all know they just wanna see our epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions. Join now and be part of the intergalactic Minecraft madness! 🚀🌌🔥

SpySatCraft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, Defense, german military, military intelligence, military technology, Minecraft, national security, Orbit, satellite communication, satellite deployment, satellite failure, satellite launch, satellite malfunction, satellite surveillance, Satellite technology, Server, space exploration, space mission, space operations, space technology, spy satellites, SpySatCraft, Surveillance

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7243
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Love Letters Sent:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

So, like, we heard that two of the German military’s spy satellites are like, floating around in space, not doing their job. But, like, don’t worry, because we have a Minecraft server that is out of this world! Literally, because we have a secret base on one of those failed satellites. Join us for some out-of-this-world adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government info. Plus, our server has the best pixelated pizza in the galaxy. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s blast off into the unknown together! 🚀🛸🍕

SMPGamblingGuru – Minecraft SMP or LootLuckSMP – Minecraft SMP

addiction, Atlantic City, betting films, card games, casino films, crime dramas, fortune and misfortune, gambling movies, high rollers, high stakes, Hustlers, Las Vegas, luck and chance, Minecraft, Monte Carlo, poker movies, Risk-taking, smp, SMPGamblingGuru, SMPorLootLuckSMP, Suspenseful, thrill-seeking, thrillers, underground gambling

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5486
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like a wild casino where the stakes are high and the fun never stops!

Join us for a chance to win big in our virtual gambling den, where you can bet your precious diamonds on games of chance like Creeper Roulette and Enderman Blackjack. Will you hit the jackpot or lose it all? Only the bravest players dare to find out!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches for glory and bragging rights. Will you emerge victorious as the ultimate champion, or will you be sent back to the surface in shame?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of gambling, fighting, and all-around chaos like never before! Who knows, you might just become the stuff of legends in our crazy virtual world.

Parent’s House Minecraft Server

aita, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Cooking, Dinner, Empathy, Fixing, Frustration, House, Issues, Meal, Minecraft, not clarifying, parents, parents’ house, partner, relationship, resolution, Server, Time management, Understanding, Upset

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1420
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with hangry partners? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and enjoy some virtual adventures instead.

Our server is the perfect place to hide out when your partner is on the warpath about missing dinner. Build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from their hangry wrath, or team up with other players to take on epic quests and distract yourself from the real-life drama.

With endless possibilities for exploration and creativity, our server is the ultimate escape from relationship woes. So why wait? Join now and leave the real world behind for a while – your virtual dinner can wait!

CommuteCraft: UnhappyHubby

7 am, accident, ANNOYED, Blocking, CommuteCraft, Connection, Driving, exit, freeway, Happy, hurt feelings, lane switch, love, mini argument, morning commute, reciprocate, smiling, Surprise, UnhappyHubby, waving, Wife

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8966
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Magic Items Found:	4466	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	15

Are you tired of getting into arguments with your spouse over not waving back on the freeway? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is a safe space where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds without worrying about hurt feelings over missed waves.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build a giant waving hand monument in our server, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land filled with endless diamonds and gold. Who needs freeway waves when you can wave hello to riches beyond your wildest dreams in Minecraft?

So come join us and wave goodbye to freeway drama – wave hello to a whole new world of adventure and fun!

BreakupCraft: No more shared diamonds!

acceptance, breakup recovery, BreakupCraft, Closure, closure process, diamonds, emotional growth, Emotional healing, finding peace, healing, healthy breakup, HEARTBREAK, letting go, moving forward, moving on, personal development, positive ending, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-care, shared, starting over, worst part

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5088
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mines Excavated:	1699	Treasure Maps Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about healthy breakups again! Why? Because on our server, we have a magical love potion that guarantees eternal love and happiness for all players! Say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to building a virtual life with your one true Minecraft love!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as their backup dancers. Who knew monsters had such killer moves?

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a love potion and a monster dance party all in one place? Join us now and let the fun begin!

HezCraft Retaliation

Attacks, civilian casualties, civilians, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, disproportionate, escalation, hezbollah, HezCraft, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, RETALIATION, retaliation policy, SECURITY, Terrorism, US, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9329
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Buildings Constructed:	43
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	48
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Dragon Eggs Found:	6207
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, ya know? we got like, crazy builds and epic battles and stuff. like, if you join, you’ll be part of this epic war between two factions – the Potato People and the Carrot Crew.

the Potato People are all about building massive underground bunkers and hiding from the Carrot Crew, who are like, obsessed with building giant carrot statues everywhere. it’s like, so intense, man.

oh, and get this – there’s this secret dungeon hidden deep in the server where you can find the legendary Sword of Cheese, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese. like, whaaat?

also, there’s this rumor going around that if you find the mystical Chicken of Destiny hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. like, how crazy is that?

so, like, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of adventure and chaos and just plain silliness, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPeople4Life #CarrotCrewSucks

BlockyAddictCraft

148 studies, 4.3 million, addiction, at risk, becoming dependent, BlockyAddictCraft, Chronic pain, dependency, Drugs, findings, millions, Misuse, Opioid painkillers, opioids, Patients, review, review of studies, Risk, signs, study

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5817
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Holy Grails Found:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Animals Bred:	98	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! We got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and cows that give you unlimited steak!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so addictive, it’s like an opioid painkiller for your gaming soul! Once you start playing, you won’t be able to stop! We got 148 studies to prove it, involving over 4.3 million players who are now addicted to our server!

And get this, 1 in 3 players show signs of becoming dependent on our server, and 1 in 8 are at risk of misusing their time by playing too much! So come on, join us and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever! You won’t regret it, unless you have a problem with addiction, then maybe you should stay away. But who cares about that, right? Let’s play!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

amazed, astonishment, bewildered, bewildering, BlockyBanter, confusion, disbelief, dumbfounded, emotion, exclamation, Expression, Flabbergasted, incredulous, Minecraft, reaction, Server, shock, SPEECHLESS.., startled, Stunned, Surprise, taken aback

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1993
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Star Shards Collected:	56	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever play in!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a spoon. Our server is so wild that the creepers throw parties instead of exploding, and the villagers are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs and sings karaoke. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure, you’ll unlock a secret dimension where everything is made of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you’ve never played Minecraft like this before!

AnimeMangaRealism Minecraft SMP

animation, Anime, AnimeMangaRealism, Art styles, character design, comic books, creativity, Entertainment, FANTASY, Graphic art, graphic novels, illustration, Japanese culture, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, pop culture, Realism, Realistic, semi-realistic, smp, storytelling, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8594
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Votes:	9930	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Secret Passages Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a crossover episode between Minecraft and your favorite anime! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant kawaii catgirl appears and challenges you to a build battle. And don’t even get me started on the manga-style mobs that drop rare loot like enchanted ramen noodles. So if you’re a fan of anime and manga with realistic art styles, this is the server for you! Join now for a truly wacky and wild adventure that will have you saying “I can’t believe it’s not anime!”

NostalgiaCraft

Carefree, carefree days, Cherished moments, childhood innocence, childhood memories, comfort, family time, happy moments, Heartwarming, Innocence, joy, Laughter, love, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, playful, precious memories, Reminiscing, sentimental, unforgettable, warm feelings

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1300
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	107	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34

Remember that time when you were a kid and you discovered a secret passage in your house that led to a magical land filled with talking animals and endless adventures? Well, that’s basically what joining our Minecraft server feels like!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly and diamonds rain from the sky. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with blocks and mobs instead of candy and Oompa Loompas.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a dragon who only speaks in riddles. Will you be the brave soul to solve the dragon’s puzzles and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you be too busy building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat?

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, your inner child will thank you.

CraftyProstateManiac

activism, advocacy, Awareness, Campaign, CraftyProstateManiac, death, Democracy, Diagnosis, dies, Government, health, Illness, leadership, Legacy, man, Manifesto, mens health, mortality, Politics, prostate cancer, Treatment

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4592
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ores Mined:	5687
Magic Items Found:	4548	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

so, like, this server is so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. we got like, a whole democracy thing going on, but then this manifesto dude dies of prostate cancer. like, what even is that? but don’t worry, we got epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.