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RocketSatCraft

aerospace, civilian purposes, cooperation, Diplomacy, global partnership, international relations, iran, long tail tags, MIDDLE EAST, peaceful use, rocket launch, RocketSatCraft, russia, satellite communication, satellite launch, Satellite technology, satellites, scientific research, space exploration, space program, Technology

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1208
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Villages Defended:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Well, this server is so lit that even Iran is sending satellites to Russia just to launch rockets for us! And get this, they’re saying it’s for civilian purposes, but we all know they just wanna see our epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions. Join now and be part of the intergalactic Minecraft madness! 🚀🌌🔥

SpySatCraft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, Defense, german military, military intelligence, military technology, Minecraft, national security, Orbit, satellite communication, satellite deployment, satellite failure, satellite launch, satellite malfunction, satellite surveillance, Satellite technology, Server, space exploration, space mission, space operations, space technology, spy satellites, SpySatCraft, Surveillance

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	304
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4

So, like, we heard that two of the German military’s spy satellites are like, floating around in space, not doing their job. But, like, don’t worry, because we have a Minecraft server that is out of this world! Literally, because we have a secret base on one of those failed satellites. Join us for some out-of-this-world adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government info. Plus, our server has the best pixelated pizza in the galaxy. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s blast off into the unknown together! 🚀🛸🍕

OopsCraft: Where everything goes hilariously wrong!

1. Mistakes, bouncing back, disappointments, errors, experience gained 9. Coping with failure, facing adversity, Failures, finding solutions, fixing issues 4. Learning from mistakes, growth mindset., Hilariously, introspection, missed opportunities, moving forward 10. Problematic situations, OopsCraft, perseverance 6. Reflection, problem solving 3. Troubleshooting, problems 2. Failure analysis, resilience 5. Overcoming challenges, root cause analysis, second chances 8. Lessons learned, self-improvement 7. Regrets, setbacks, unexpected outcomes, wisdom gained, wrong

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3194
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
New Chunks Explored:	405608	Alien Abductions:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the chaos and craziness goes down! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground society of talking creepers.

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players have to navigate through a maze filled with exploding sheep and lava pits, all while being chased by a giant zombie wearing a tutu. And if you manage to survive, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

SnowflakeCraft: Where you can choose your /pol/ buddy, just make sure they’re white lol

Alt-Right, Bigotry, buddy, choose, discrimination, extremism, far right, hate crimes, hate group, Hate Speech, intolerance, lmao, lol, nationalism, POL, Propaganda, racism, radicalization, SnowflakeCraft, Theyre, White, white nationalism, WHITE POWER, white supremacist, Xenophobia

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5936
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	292
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of blending in with all the other Minecraft servers out there? Want to stand out and make a statement? Then come join our server where you can pick your white supremacist from /pol/ – but make sure to pick the white one, lmao!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans. Build your own white supremacist paradise and show off your questionable decorating skills. Take on challenges like the “Make Minecraft Great Again” obstacle course and see if you have what it takes to come out on top.

But beware, things can get pretty wild on our server. Rumor has it that the creeper mobs have started forming their own alt-right faction and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their explosive reign of terror?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner white supremacist shine (but remember, only the white ones are allowed)!

Crafty Euro Love Quest: Finding an American GF in Minecraft

American, American girlfriend, American women, Crafty, cross-cultural relationships, cultural barriers, Cultural differences, dating advice, dating challenges, dating tips, eastern european, Eastern European men, EURO, finding, finding love, foreign relationships, international dating, international love, long distance relationships, love, Minecraft, Quest, relationship advice, relationships, romance, tips for dating

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1009
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112
Mines Excavated:	1849	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you an Eastern European guy looking to score an American girlfriend? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual world is filled with American ladies just waiting to be wooed by your pixelated charm. Build them a virtual castle, mine them some virtual diamonds, and before you know it, you’ll be virtually dating an American beauty! Join our server now and start your transcontinental love story today!

DadCraft: Where Stepdads and Daughters Build Blocky Bonds!

advice, ANECDOTES, blended family, blocky, Bonding, bonds, BUILD, Challenges, Communication, Connection, DadCraft, DAUGHTER, Daughters, experiences, family, Fatherhood, love, Memories, parenting, relationships, stepdad, Stepdads, STEPDAUGHTER, stepfamily, Support, Understanding

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7012
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Votes:	4939	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than your stepdad’s dance moves at a family BBQ? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even your stepdad will want to join in on the fun. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster built by a confused toddler. Join us for a wild ride that will have you questioning reality and your family dynamics. Who knows, you might even find a stepdad and daughter duo taking on the Ender Dragon together. So come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories that will have your family talking for years to come!

Disneyland in Your Cunt: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

Adventure, amusement park, ATTRACTIONS, California, cinderella, Cunt, Disney, disney world, Disneyland, Entertainment, family, Florida, Fun, MAGICAL, Memories, mickey mouse, Minecraft, RIDES, Summer, Theme Park, travel, Ultimate, vacation

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9686
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Animals Bred:	200	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Emeralds Found:	2974
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like a Disney theme park for your virtual world! Imagine riding roller coasters made of diamond blocks and battling evil creepers in a magical castle.

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring our enchanted lands, where you can build your own fairy tale kingdom and live out your wildest Minecraft dreams. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Mickey Mouse or Donald Duck along the way!

So pack your bags, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. See you there, adventurer!

Zombie Pigmen Disco Party

Boredom, disco, dull, Empty, lackluster, Lifeless, monotonous, mundane, no action, no news, nothing going on, nothing happened, nothing to report, Party, Pigmen, Quiet, same old same old, Stillness, Uneventful, uneventful day, uneventful life, unexciting, unremarkable, zombie

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4839
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	79
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, NOTHING happens! That’s right, you heard us correctly. Our server is so crazy and wild that absolutely nothing ever goes down. You’ll spend hours wandering around aimlessly, wondering if anything will ever happen. But hey, isn’t that the beauty of it all? Join us now for the most uneventful Minecraft experience of your life!

Hitler’s Flying F*ckery – Minecraft Server of Epic Wins and Questionable Speeches

#youtube, cheers, controversial, dictator, Epic, Fckery, Fly, flying, glorifying, hate, History, Hitler speech, Hitlers, Ideology, leader, Manipulation, Minecraft, nazi, power, Propaganda, Questionable, Server, Speech, speeches, Victory, Video, WIN, Wins, world war II

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	252
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, it’ll make you question reality!

Join our server and you’ll be treated to a special surprise – every time you win a game, you’ll be greeted with a Hitler speech and cheers! That’s right, nothing says victory like a little bit of questionable ideology, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane, you’ll be flying high with excitement just like that bizarre video you just watched. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

So come on, join us on our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

Crafty Patriots: Where Minecraft meets futuristic warfare in the USA!

Advanced technology, Crafty, Defense, futuristic, global power, innovation, meets, Military, military advancement, military capabilities, military dominance, military innovation, military power, military strategy, military strength, military superiority, military tactics, military technology, Minecraft, patriots, strategic planning, Superiority, Usa, WARFARE, WEAPONRY

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4322
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience a world where the USA is militarily 1000 years ahead of everyone else – that’s right, we’ve got laser guns, flying tanks, and even a secret weapon that turns creepers into fluffy bunnies!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary player known only as “The Minecraft Master,” who once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a stack of pancakes. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he’ll grant you three wishes – just be careful what you wish for, because last time someone asked for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a chest full of TNT instead!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just watch out for the flying pigs – they’re not as cute as they look.

NikkeCraft – Where Creeper hugs are mandatory! #2116

#union raid, Active Codes, Android, anniversary, co-op, Costume Passes, creeper, current events, Developer’s Note, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, hugs, Ios, Land Eater, Links, Mandatory, new players, NikkeCraft, Optimization, PC, Special Recruit, Stream, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4827
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Votes:	2159
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ores Mined:	5872
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the pigs fly and the diamonds rain from the sky! Join now and experience the madness of our 1.5th Anniversary Popularity Poll, where you can vote for your favorite block! Don’t miss out on our ONE MORE TIME event, where you can overclock your sim room to beta 2 levels of insanity. And coming soon, get ready for the Union Raid, where you and your fellow players can take down the Land Eater in a co-op battle for the ages. Plus, our special recruit Bay is waiting for you to join the craziest crew in Minecraft history. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

Crafty Crusaders: Where Creeper Jihad is Just a Myth

Crafty, creeper, crusaders, Demonic, demonic sect, demonic sect of our world, Islamic, ISLAMIC STATE, Islamic state is demonic, Islamic state is demonic sect, jihad, lately.., Myth, our world, reading, reading too many, reading too many wuxia, Sect, sect of our world, State, too many, world, wuxia, wuxia lately

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8778
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mines Excavated:	3330
Star Shards Collected:	224	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner demon and conquer the virtual world? Look no further than our server!

Join us and become part of the Islamic state, a demonic sect that will make all other players tremble in fear. We’ve been reading too many wuxia novels lately, so expect epic battles, mystical powers, and maybe even a dragon or two.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also get access to exclusive in-game events, like the annual “Summoning of the Ender Dragon” ceremony and the “Demonic Dance Party” where players can show off their best devilish moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner demon run wild! Just be sure to bring your own pitchfork and horns.