satellite hacking Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BeeSat-1 Repair Crew

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9480
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Divine Spears Created:	27
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where you can hack into satellites and repair them from the comfort of your own blocky world? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so lit that a hacker actually hijacked the Beesat-1 satellites and fixed them up while chilling on our server. Can you imagine the epicness of that? Join now and become a satellite repair pro while building your own pixelated empire. Don’t miss out on the craziness, join today!

Safe and Effective Minecraft SMP Clown Tesla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7654
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Potions Brewed:	75	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Hey there, you pixelated peasants! Are you tired of driving around in your safe and efficient Teslas like a boring normie? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can ride around in diamond-encrusted minecarts pulled by pigs with jetpacks! That’s right, forget about electric vehicles, we’re all about the swaggy swine transportation here.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mighty Chicken Genie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers blowing up your creations, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

CreeperCutsForCancer

alcohol influence, cancer support, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, coping with illness, CreeperCutsForCancer, cultural expectations, emotional distress, emotional outburst, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, hair care, holiday drama, husband’s illness, lymphoma, marriage issues, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, Self-expression, social pressure

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8301
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Void Gems Collected:	28
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and family feuds are a common occurrence! Join us for a wild ride filled with intense conversations, questionable decisions, and plenty of drinks to fuel the chaos.

Looking to escape your own family drama? Look no further! On our server, you can unleash your frustrations in a virtual world where insulting your in-laws and making questionable choices while intoxicated is not only accepted but encouraged.

Join now and let loose in a world where shaving your head is optional, but stirring up trouble is a must. Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner drama llama in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!

SecretSMP: DarkSideSecrets

BETRAYAL, Communication, concealment, confession, darkest secret, DarkSideSecrets, Deception, Guilt, Hidden Truth, Honesty, honesty in relationships, Infidelity, Intimacy, partner, personal boundaries, privacy, relationships, Secrets, SecretSMP, shame, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3991
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Void Armor Forged:	21
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

LMAO, bruh you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP if you wanna spill all your juicy secrets like this one! We got a secret underground bunker where you can confess all your scandalous deeds while mining for diamonds. And get this, if you don’t spill your darkest secret within the first week, you gotta wear a chicken suit for the rest of the season! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride, it’s gonna be more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a village full of villagers. Join now or forever hold your peace, loser!

BlockyBabyBabes

advice, baby, BlockyBabyBabes, Bonding, Communication, family, first time parent, joy, learning curve, love, Milestones, new parent, newborn, parenting, patience, Preparation, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, sleepless nights, Support, Tips

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8073
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Runes Activated:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your life? Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of parenting for the first time!

Forget about raising virtual animals, now you’ll have to deal with virtual children who never listen and constantly ask for more diamonds. But don’t worry, we have plenty of resources to help you navigate the challenges of virtual parenthood.

From changing virtual diapers to teaching your virtual kids how to mine for resources, this server will test your patience and creativity like never before. So grab your virtual baby bottle and join us for a hilarious and heartwarming journey into the world of virtual parenting. Trust us, it’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4977
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Buildings Constructed:	24	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a north korean missile test! our battles are more intense than the russia-ukraine war, but with less casualties (hopefully).

we have crazy events like building a giant statue of kim jong-un or reenacting the battle of stalingrad with creepers.

our community is as tight-knit as a dictator’s grip on power, so you’ll never feel alone while mining for diamonds or fighting off zombie hordes.

so come join us and experience the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server! who needs real world politics when you can have virtual chaos instead?

TroopCraft: Russian Ship Wreck

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5430
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2202	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Zombie Dances:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? A russian ship full of troops is cruisin’ along in the sea, and then BAM, it breaks down! But get this, instead of panickin’ and stuff, they decide to start a Minecraft server to pass the time while they wait for help. And guess what? You can join too!

Join this server for the chance to play Minecraft with actual russian troops, how crazy is that? They’ll teach you how to survive in the wild, build epic bases, and maybe even show you some top secret military tactics (shh, don’t tell anyone).

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Or will you end up lost at sea like the russian ship? Only one way to find out, join now!

Adventures of the Sea 1.20.2

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6476
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	828	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Yo, bro, imagine giving your favorite Minecraft character the most lit Christmas present ever on this server! Like, they can get a virtual diamond-encrusted Santa hat or a reindeer rideable pet that farts rainbows!

Join this server if you wanna see your Minecraft character flexing with the coolest Christmas gear in the game. Trust me, your character will be the envy of all the other players, and you’ll be the ultimate gift-giver in the Minecraft world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and spread the Christmas cheer in the craziest way possible! Let’s make this holiday season in Minecraft unforgettable, fam!

House Breaker Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4841
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Buildings Constructed:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking into other players’ houses unannounced, insulting their newborn babies (in a totally joking way, of course), serenading everyone with songs about yourself, and then disappearing into the night like a mysterious ninja.

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to jump in and join the fun. Who needs boring old rules and structure when you can have a blast with us? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy crew and let the mayhem begin!

SibSassCraft

broken down home, cat urine, Chores, cleanliness, dirty house, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, filth, home improvements, home renovations, house renovations, household cleanliness, pet care, resentment towards family, resentment towards siblings, resnetment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SibSassCraft

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6537
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Divine Spears Created:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Are you tired of living in a house that smells like a petting zoo mixed with a frat house after a wild party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where cleanliness is next to godliness! Our server is so clean, you can eat off the pixelated floors.

We offer fully renovated virtual bathrooms with sparkling tiles, carpets that have never seen a speck of dirt, and kitchens that are so pristine, Gordon Ramsay would be jealous. Say goodbye to the days of stepping in mysterious liquids and hello to a world where cleanliness reigns supreme.

Join now and experience the joy of a spotless virtual home, where even the virtual cats and dogs are spayed and neutered. And don’t worry about biohazards or sticky floors, our virtual siblings actually do their chores and won’t mock you until you cry. It’s a whole new world of cleanliness and order, all in the comfort of your Minecraft server.

LifeCraft SMP: KeepMining!

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1314
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	63
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing up. That’s basically what this server is like.

First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the base is guarded by a squad of dancing llamas armed with enchanted swords. It’s like a party in there 24/7.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who will trade you enchanted golden apples for just a few seeds. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Yeah, you heard me right, a freaking dragon as a pet.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.