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Galactic Survey: Milky Way Madness

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2463
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	274	Villages Defended:	12
Secret Passages Found:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

lol u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got more satellite galaxies dan da Milky Way got satellites! like, we got 378 of dem across 101 systems, and da Milky Way only got 4. so like, if u wanna be part of somethin special and outta dis world, dis server is da place to be! plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair where u can find da rarest diamonds. so come join us and be part of da craziest galaxy adventure ever!

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7983
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Village where rainbows are made of candy and the villagers ride around on magical llamas.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers).

Sensitive Boy Ch. 59 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9365
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	8829	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mines Excavated:	2703	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as the creepers exploding everywhere! Join us if you want to witness epic battles, insane pranks, and even heartfelt moments like the time when a player who was “raped” by a zombie pigman talked some sense into his friend who kept trying to build a house out of TNT. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server out there! So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

LostCraft Minecraft Server

communication breakdown, disaster aftermath, emotional outbursts., emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family tension, guilt trip, home safety, house rules, living arrangements, LostCraft, Minecraft, parenting challenges, personal boundaries, Server, sibling conflict, sibling rivalry, sister drama, temporary housing, toddler troubles, Tough Decisions

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4529
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Alien Abductions:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of dealing with messy siblings who can’t keep their kids out of trouble? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with locks that actually work, so you can keep your virtual cleaning closet safe from toddler invaders. Plus, if you ever need a break from your sister’s guilt trips, just log off and enjoy some peaceful mining and crafting. Say goodbye to family feuds and hello to blocky bliss on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – no brooms required!

HurricaneMiltonEscape

Breakup, Disney, Drama, DRIVE, early 30s, family, family vacation, Fault, Flight, Florida, Hurricane, Hurricane Milton, HurricaneMiltonEscape, late 20s, Opinions, Orlando, overreacted, partner’s family, Safety, Universal parks

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6476
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Magic Items Found:	7437	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value safety and common sense over Disney magic! Join us and escape the drama of hurricane-ignoring partners and family members who think drizzle equals safety.

Reasons to join: – No more being called dramatic for wanting to avoid natural disasters – We won’t dump you for listening to your parents and prioritizing your safety – Our server is hurricane-proof, so you can game worry-free

Don’t let your partner’s Disney obsession get in the way of your survival instincts. Come join us and build a virtual world where hurricanes are just a distant memory and safety always comes first!

GameNostalgiaCraft

childhood memories, classic games, computer game memories, Computer Gaming, digital entertainment, early gaming experiences, favorite childhood games, first computer game, first gaming experience, first video game, GameNostalgiaCraft, gaming history, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, gaming past, Gaming Throwback, Nostalgia, old school gaming, retro gaming, video games, vintage games

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6165
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	727796	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17

Remember the good ol’ days when you were addicted to your first computer game? Well, get ready to relive that nostalgia on our Minecraft server! But this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft server – oh no, we’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to finally prove that you can build a better castle than your little brother. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our wacky world and let the fun begin!

CraftyDefenseMinister

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2907
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ores Mined:	2997	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Holy Grails Found:	2

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the defense minister of israel is, like, in charge. he’s all, “if you join this server, it’s gonna be, like, lethal and surprising, man.” like, whoa, that’s intense. but, like, don’t worry, it’s all in good fun.

come join us on this crazy server where the defense minister is calling the shots. who knows what kind of wild adventures and battles you’ll get into. maybe you’ll even have to defend against a surprise attack from iran. it’s gonna be epic, dude.

so, like, come on over and join the madness. you won’t regret it. plus, you’ll get to say you played on a server run by the israeli defense minister. how cool is that? let’s do this!

Robo Voice Realness

Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, digital assistants, Future, futuristic, human voice, human-like, human-like robots, innovation, machine intelligence, machine learning, real robots, realness, Robo, robot voice, robotics, science fiction, Technology, VOICE, voice recognition, voice synthesis, voice technology

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1192
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ores Mined:	7200	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Dragons Tamed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Zombie Dances:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got robots that sound like humans, but like, not just any humans, like the most hilarious humans ever! imagine mining for diamonds and hearing a robot be like “yo dude, nice find, wanna go get some pizza after this?” it’s like living in a sci-fi comedy movie, but in minecraft! plus, our robots can do the most epic dance moves while u build ur dream castle. trust me, u won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else! so come join us and let the robot-human shenanigans begin!

Pandamonium’s Vanilla Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc & glitches are the norm. No pandas were harmed in the making of this server.

1.21 content, creaking, data-pack-driven, diamond-based trading economy, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, dyeable bundles, enchanced dragon fight, every new snapshot, EXPERIMENTAL, glitches, harmed, Havoc, Lithium, mailing, making, minecart improvements, mini blocks, Mob Heads, norm, pale garden, Pandamoniums, Pandas, Ranks, Server, smp, Snapshot, stable experience, Vanilla, Warps, white Pale Oak Wood, Wreak

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1376
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Emeralds Found:	4406
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Minecraft Snapshot Server – Pandamium

Overview
Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled. Be one of the first to play with brand new features and learn more about the game with friends!

Server Information
IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu
Version: 1.21.2 Pre-Release 1
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru
Website: https://www.pandamium.com/

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server about?	The server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled. Players can play with brand new features and learn more about the game with friends.
How often does the server update to new snapshots?	The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out (usually every Wednesday) with experimental features enabled.
What features are currently available on the server?	TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for every mob in the game, many custom advancements, and more.
Is there a reset for the overworld and nether?	The server aims to never reset the overworld and nether.
Are there monthly events on the server?	Yes, the End is reset every month for exploration of end cities, and an enhanced dragon fight with a dragon egg up for grabs is held once per month.

Party Pooper Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7547
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Emeralds Found:	9312
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dimension Hops:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of being the least likeable member of your Minecraft party? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and watch as all your friends mysteriously disappear, leaving you as the last one standing. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but in block form!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret treasures and hidden dungeons just waiting to be explored. Rumor has it, there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the mobs on our server throw a wild party. Zombie dance-offs, skeleton karaoke, and creeper fireworks – it’s a sight to behold! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6669
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	132	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Gods Slained:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join.

Last time on /degen/: We discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and a portal to the Nether made entirely out of cake. Who knows what crazy adventures await next!

But that’s not all, our server is equipped with cutting-edge technology like ComfyUI (Node-based) that allows you to mine diamonds with just a click of a button. And don’t even get me started on the Block Merging feature that lets you combine blocks to create your own custom TNT launcher.

Looking to spice up your Minecraft experience? Look no further than our Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content section. From celebrity cameos to custom character skins, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything is possible. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!