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SpySatCraft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, Defense, german military, military intelligence, military technology, Minecraft, national security, Orbit, satellite communication, satellite deployment, satellite failure, satellite launch, satellite malfunction, satellite surveillance, Satellite technology, Server, space exploration, space mission, space operations, space technology, spy satellites, SpySatCraft, Surveillance

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3084
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

So, like, we heard that two of the German military’s spy satellites are like, floating around in space, not doing their job. But, like, don’t worry, because we have a Minecraft server that is out of this world! Literally, because we have a secret base on one of those failed satellites. Join us for some out-of-this-world adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government info. Plus, our server has the best pixelated pizza in the galaxy. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s blast off into the unknown together! 🚀🛸🍕

NoKidsMinecraftServer

career, children, Communication, Decision making, dreams, ENGAGEMENT, family, Fatherhood, future plans, high school sweethearts, household income, implantation bleeding, Kids, low-income, Marriage, Motherhood, NoKidsMinecraftServer, parenting, pregnancy scare, relationships, Support

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7398
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Imagine this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build a castle, ride a pig, or even battle a dragon – the choice is yours! But wait, there’s more!

Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our exclusive “Implantation Bleeding Quest.” That’s right, we’ve got bleeding toilets, negative pregnancy tests, and emotional turmoil galore. Who needs real-life problems when you can have virtual ones on our server?

So come on, join us and let’s make some memories together. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning your own life choices in the process. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today!

TurkeyCraft DishDrama

brothers, Canadian Thanksgiving, city, Cooking, DishDrama, DISHES, EXCUSE, Expectations, family, flights, guests, Help, hot tub, Nephews, nieces, passive aggressive, Socialize, step-grandma, stupid reason, Thanksgiving, TurkeyCraft, youngest

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6356
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Buildings Constructed:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be the only one doing the dishes? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the only one expected to help out again. Our community is all about sharing the load, whether it’s fighting off creepers or washing dishes in the virtual world.

Plus, we have a special event every year where we reenact the Canadian Thanksgiving feast, complete with passive aggressive step-grandmas and bland food that you’ll have to pretend to enjoy. But hey, at least you won’t be the only one stuck doing the dishes afterwards!

So come join us for a hilarious and slightly dysfunctional Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual hot tub to relax in while everyone else is stuck scrubbing plates. It’s a wild ride, but definitely worth it for the laughs and memories.

ToxicSocietyGlorify – Minecraft SMP

beauty standards, body image, celebrity culture, competitiveness, consumerism, Fame, instant gratification, materialism, Minecraft, perfectionism, Popularity, power, smp, social media influencers, social status, success at all costs, Superficiality, toxic masculinity, ToxicSocietyGlorify, unrealistic expectations, validation, wealth, workaholism

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1447
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Void Armor Forged:	27
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Love Letters Sent:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of society glorifying things like toxic masculinity and materialism? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing we glorify is building epic structures and trolling your friends with hilarious pranks.

Our server is like a magical land where toxic behavior is banned and creativity reigns supreme. We once had a player who built a giant toilet in the middle of the town square just for laughs, and it became a tourist attraction! Who knew poop could be so popular?

So if you’re ready to escape the toxicity of society and dive into a world where the only thing toxic is the occasional creeper explosion, then join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

NoobNook: AntiSocCraft

anti-social behavior, AntiSocCraft, antisocial, Behavior, Communication, extrovert, Introvert, ISOLATION, LONER, mental health, mental illness, NoobNook, Personality, Psychological, self isolation, Shy.., social anxiety, Social Interaction, social norms, Social Skills, solitude, withdrawn

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3545
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Animals Bred:	136
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Emeralds Found:	7041

Are you so antisocial that even the Endermen won’t hang out with you? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server is so exclusive that even the creepers have to RSVP to get in. We have a secret underground base where only the most introverted players can access, complete with a VIP lounge for those who prefer the company of virtual pigs over real people. Join us if you want to mine in peace, build in solitude, and battle mobs without anyone judging your lack of social skills. Come on, embrace your inner hermit and join our server today!

HamasCraft: PersuadeIranAttack

#covert operations, Attack, Conflict, cooperation, Diplomacy, extremist groups, Hamas, HamasCraft, intelligence sharing, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military alliance, Négotiation, PersuadeIranAttack, Persuasion, political agenda, regional instability, secret documents, security threat, strategy, Terrorism

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5003
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8947	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Emeralds Found:	3151
Towns Built:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

OMG u guys, dis server is LIT AF! like, we got secret documents and stuff showin’ dat Hamas tried to get Iran to join its attack on Oct. 7! like, imagine the drama, the suspense, the chaos! u gotta join dis server to uncover all da juicy deets and be part of da action! plus, we got like, diamond armor for days and a rollercoaster made entirely outta obsidian! join now or miss out on all da craziness! #minecraftdrama #secretattacks #iranandhamasforever

KhmerEmpire

active community, Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Battles, Conquer, Cross-Play, Custom Plugins, Earth, Earth Map, Economy, Empire, Explore, gameplay, Immersive, influence, KhmerEmpire, Kingdom Building, Minecraft, Players, Raiding, Server, Survival, Territories, Towny, Trade, world

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9598
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Khmer Kingdom Empire is a unique Minecraft server featuring an earth map with kingdom-building gameplay. Join us to create your empire, conquer territories, and engage in epic battles with other players. Explore, trade, and form alliances as you expand your influence across the world. Experience immersive gameplay with custom plugins and an active community. Join the adventure today

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The Not-So-Boring Cavern with PyroFishing and PyroFarming Dungeons Galore!

000+ Quests, 6 FREE Ranks, Art Map, Balanced Jobs System, Bedrock / Java Edition Crossplay, Blackmarket NPC, Cavern, Custom 3D Items, Dungeon Bosses, Dungeons, Dynmap, Galore, Keep Inventory, Marriages, NotSoBoring, Over 1, Player Markets, Player Warps, player-driven economy, Pyrofarming, Pyrofishing, Secure Trading, Slimefun, smp, Tamable Pets

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6355
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Website	Discord	IP
thecavern.net	https://discord.com/invite/4GZm5MpDrt	mc.thecavern.net

Who are we?

The Cavern is a Survival Towny Survival server with the sole purpose of providing a fun and unique experience for players along side their friends. The Cavern has a hard emphasis on community, with the most welcoming players a server can possibly have. With balanced and free to obtain ranks, everyone is sure to have an amazing experience, and thanks to community feedback, we’re constantly improving the server!

Key Features

Slimefun (Modpack like experience)
Player Driven Economy
Keep Inventory
Dungeon Bosses
Custom Fishing
Art Map
Over 1,000+ Quests
Balanced Jobs System
Blackmarket NPC
Player Markets
Player Warps
mcMMO
Tamable Pets
6 FREE Ranks
Secure Trading
Dynmap
Custom 3D Items (Resourcepack Required)
Marriages
Bedrock / Java Edition Crossplay

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Blocky Bae Minecraft Server

bae, blocky, cultural shifts, double standards, feminism, Gender Roles, Interracial Relationships, Minecraft, Misogyny, nonwhite men, Political Climate, racial dynamics, Server, sexual behavior, sexual liberation, sleeping around, social norms, societal influences, trad wives, traditional values, Trump election, white men, white whores, white women

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6068
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragons Tamed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Are you tired of white women in America only settling for white men now that Trump won the election? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and build your own virtual trad wife empire, where all the white women are larping as trad wives and settling for nonwhite men just to spice things up. Don’t miss out on the chance to create your own crazy love stories in our wacky Minecraft world!

I Want To Look Like This Minecraft SMP

confidence boost, cute gf, excuse myself, i want to look like this, Minecraft, personal appearance, relationship goals, self development, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-image, self-improvement journey, self-transformation, smp

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8937
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mines Excavated:	1335
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Are you tired of being single because you don’t have a cute Minecraft skin? Join our SMP and transform into the most attractive blocky character you’ve ever seen! With our amazing custom skins, you’ll be turning heads left and right in no time. Who needs a cute girlfriend when you look this good in pixels? Join now and start your journey to pixelated love!

StepDadCashCut

Boundaries, Car Insurance, cell phone bill, college, Communication, Decision making, ENGAGEMENT, family, financial aid, financial support, INDEPENDENCE, Marriage, nursing classes, out of state college, parenting, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, sophomore year, step-daughter, StepDadCashCut, Support

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9033
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	3890
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got more family drama than you can shake a diamond sword at!

Join now to experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, just like the player who cut off their stepdaughter for getting married too young. Will you choose to support your virtual family or go rogue and strike out on your own?

With weddings, financial struggles, and tough love decisions, this server is more intense than a creeper explosion. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride – because on our server, family drama is just the beginning!