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SpySatCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1804
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Void Gems Collected:	27
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Farms Harvested:	822	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

So, like, we heard that two of the German military’s spy satellites are like, floating around in space, not doing their job. But, like, don’t worry, because we have a Minecraft server that is out of this world! Literally, because we have a secret base on one of those failed satellites. Join us for some out-of-this-world adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government info. Plus, our server has the best pixelated pizza in the galaxy. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s blast off into the unknown together! 🚀🛸🍕

Left Stick Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5362
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic tutorials? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most outrageous tutorial you’ve ever seen! Picture this: your character starts the game and immediately has to travel 30 feet to learn how to move with the left stick. Why? Because we like to keep things interesting and make you work for your knowledge! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected challenges and absurd tutorials. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server!

Wuwa Waves Minecraft SMP – General Wuthering

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6917
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	818461	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further than our server! Join us at Wuthering Waves for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re exploring the vast world of Wuthering Waves when suddenly, a giant Resonator appears out of nowhere! But don’t worry, Jiyan is here to save the day with his epic showcase. And let’s not forget about the insane events happening on the server, like the Parade of Stars where you can level up like never before.

But wait, there’s more! We have special weapon banners like the Verdant Summit Broadblade that will make you the envy of all your friends. And who can forget about the Lollo Compaign Rerun event where you can complete outrageous commissions for epic rewards?

So what are you waiting for? Join us at Wuthering Waves for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

He’s Right Minecraft Server

alternative media, comedian, critical inquiry, establishment, Hes, hot wings, Jewish, joe rogan, kikes, MAGA moment, mainstream media, Minecraft, NBC News, podcasting, presidential elections, Prime energy drinks, relatable, revolution, Server, shills, system politicians, trump, truth-tellers

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5611
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Mines Excavated:	1684	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Emeralds Found:	1951
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make the 2024 presidential elections look like child’s play! Forget mainstream media, we’re the truth-tellers here, exposing all the juicy secrets of the world. Our podcasters are so edgy, they make politicians sweat just thinking about answering their questions – or maybe they’ll just challenge them to a hot-wing eating contest instead. Who needs critical inquiry when you can have a comedian chugging Prime energy drinks with a politician? This server is where the real revolution is happening, where even the most establishment politicians become “relatable.” So come on in and join the fun – we promise it’ll be a MAGA moment you won’t forget!

Oh My Fucking God Why Was I Ever Using Windows Minecraft SMP

fucking, GOD, Minecraft, smp, windows

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9308
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Crops Grown:	2408
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ores Mined:	9061	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Are you tired of using Windows like a pleb? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where real professionals thrive? Look no further, because our server is exclusively for Linux users!

Join us and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft while running a process monitor in the background at all times. Show off your tiling desktop and impress your fellow players with your Linux skills.

Forget about Windows and embrace the world of Linux. Sure, you may look like an incel, but who cares when you’re having the time of your life on our server? Join now and become a true Linux gaming legend!

ASTRUM – Vanilla Minecraft server! Minecraft server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	240
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

There are no privates or unnecessary commands on the server, like (/spawn, /kit and other garbage)! No license required to enter! The server adheres to vanilla, but at the same time has unique mechanics that make the gameplay more interesting.

You can find out more about them on our Wikipedia!

The server is a vanilla semi-RP project, that is, it contains RP elements that are optional. This means that the server has the FBI, Ministers, a city system and other interesting mechanics.

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2147
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8639	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	336	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Towns Built:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere, challenging you to a dance-off for the loot! Or how about building a giant roller coaster that takes you through a maze of lava pits and waterfalls? The possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like Programmer Edish Demo Days where you can showcase your coding skills in a virtual world. And don’t forget about our Halloween Jam, where the spookiest builds win epic prizes!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next!

The Tall Guy in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6299
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just a bunch of shorties running around? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a minimum height requirement of 177cm! Why, you ask? Because only the tallest players can reach the highest blocks and claim the best loot!

Join us on this epic adventure where giants roam the land and tiny players are banished to the depths of the mines. Don’t be left behind, join our server and show everyone that size really does matter in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even unlock the secret entrance to the hidden tall people’s kingdom where diamonds rain from the sky and trees grow upside down.

So what are you waiting for? Stretch those pixels and join our server today! Just remember, if you’re not at least 177cm tall, you might want to bring a step ladder.

Mourn for Peace Minecraft Server

autism spectrum, children, civilians, combatants, compassion, Conflict, glare, Israeli forces, kaddish, Men, Minecraft, mourn, mourning, names, Peace, Praying, praying for all, Remembrance, Server, standing up, Temple, Understanding, weekly ritual, Women

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	211
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Runes Activated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Star Shards Collected:	182
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Join our server where we embrace the chaos and have a blast!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas in tuxedos start dancing around you, dropping emeralds as they go. Or how about riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen?

But that’s not all! Our server is also a safe space for all, including those on the autism spectrum. We welcome everyone with open arms and encourage you to be your true, quirky self. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

FurRealMinecraft SMP – Virtual Reality Furry General

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2091
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Villages Defended:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take virtual fursuiting to a whole new level! Join us for some wild adventures and make real furiends along the way. Our server is like an aquarium, except instead of fish, we have furries window licking while playing Minecraft.

If you’re new, don’t worry, we have all the resources you need to get started, including avatar resources and guides to help you navigate this crazy world. And if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our other resources at your own risk – who knows what kind of madness you’ll find there!

But that’s not all, we have weekly events that will make you want to log on every day. From Halloween events to drinking nights, multiplayer nights, and even a snooker casual/pool tournament, there’s always something fun happening on our server. And if you’re into cartoons, we have watch parties every Thursday that will have you laughing until you cry.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity). Who knows, you might just find your new furry family here!

What is the IP for Failboat Minecraft Server?

Failboat, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7537
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	New Chunks Explored:	274512
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Mines Excavated:	4052
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Failboat is a popular content creator and YouTube personality known for his hilarious gaming videos and commentary. With a distinct sense of humor and infectious energy, Failboat has amassed a large following of fans who enjoy watching his entertaining and relatable content. His videos often showcase moments of failure and mishaps in various games, making him a beloved figure in the gaming community.