satellite data analysis Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

QuakeDataSat: China-Turkey Fun!

ChinaTurkey, Chinese seismo electromagnetic satellite, CSES-01, data analysis, disaster preparedness, earthquake forecasting, earthquake precursors, earthquake prediction, electromagnetic signals, Fun, geophysical phenomena, geophysical research, geospatial analysis, natural disasters, QuakeDataSat, remote sensing, satellite data analysis, Satellite technology, seismic activity, seismic monitoring, seismic waves, seismology, Turkey earthquakes

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/300	Votes:	6347
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Potions Brewed:	28
Dragon Eggs Found:	9660	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	9

so, like, this server is like, totally out of this world, man. we got like, data from chinese satellites and stuff, like what even is that? but wait, there’s more! we got earthquake precursors from turkey, like, who knew turkeys could predict earthquakes, right?

join this server for a wild ride, man. we got crazier stuff than herobrine hiding in the shadows. come for the data, stay for the turkey earthquake predictions. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a rollercoaster of excitement and confusion, but in a good way. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

BlockyBootyCraft

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/300	Votes:	2406
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of wandering through the vast lands of Minecraft alone, only to stumble upon unsightly builds that make you want to log off immediately? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious antics, and jaw-dropping creations that will leave you in awe.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you won’t find any of those cringy builds that make you question your life choices. We have a strict “no ugly builds” policy, ensuring that every corner of our world is a feast for the eyes. Plus, our community is full of talented builders who will inspire you to unleash your creativity like never before.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground club where players gather to discuss the things in porn that turn them off. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

OrthodoxCraft Minecraft Server

anti-Jewish sentiment, anti-semitism, antisemitism, discrimination, ethnic tensions, Hate Speech, Jewish community, Jewish conspiracy, Jewish stereotypes, Jews, Minecraft, OrthodoxCraft, putin, religious conflict, Religious division, religious extremism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, religious tensions, Reviving antisemitic trope, russia, Russian Orthodox Church, Server, Vladimir Putin

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/300	Votes:	2320
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

so like, you know how putin is always causing drama and stuff? well, now he’s saying that jews are like, destroying the russian orthodox church. like, what even is that?! but hey, if you wanna escape all that craziness, come join our minecraft server! we’ve got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are made of pure gold and our creepers give out hugs instead of explosions. so come on over and join the fun, because who needs putin drama when you can have a blast on our server!

503 Fallen Blocks

blocks, Bodies, CASUALTIES, Conflict, deceased, fallen, fallen heroes, fallen soldiers, Honor, Loss, memorial, Military, mourning, national tragedy, Remembrance, Retrieves, sacrifice, Tragedy, Ukraine, Ukraine soldiers, Ukrainian Army, War

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/200	Votes:	1770
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	478	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE BODIES THAN UKRAINE, WE GOT 504 FALLEN SOLDIERS READY TO FIGHT IN DA PIXELATED BATTLEFIELD! COME JOIN US AND SEE WHO WILL BE DA LAST ONE STANDING, MAYBE EVEN GET A CHANCE TO RESURRECT ONE OF DEM SOLDIERS AND HAVE A ZOMBIE ARMY AT YO COMMAND! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lucky Block City

BLOCK, city, cognitive bias, humility, intelligence, LUCK, Lucky, Perception, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-assessment, self-aware, self-criticism, self-deception, self-evaluation, self-perception, self-realization

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/700	Votes:	2251
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2

so, like, come join our server and prove you’re smarter than a box of rocks! we got challenges that will make your brain hurt more than a creeper explosion. if you survive our insane parkour courses and mind-bending puzzles, you’ll be crowned the king of the server. plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold that only the true geniuses can find. so, if you think you’re smart enough to outwit the rest, come join us and show off your big brain skills. just remember, luck will only get you so far – you gotta have brains to survive in this crazy world.

ViralGut to Brain – Minecraft Server

Alzheimer’s disease, antiviral therapy., antiviral treatments, asu, Banner Alzheimer’s Institute, Brain, brain health, cognitive decline, common virus, gastrointestinal health, Gut infection, gut microbiome, gut-brain axis, infectious diseases, Medical research, Minecraft, neurological disorders, neurology, research study, Server, viral infection, viral transmission, ViralGut

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/600	Votes:	9076
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Mines Excavated:	4860
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	151
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Divine Spears Created:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own gut infection and Alzheimer’s disease! we got a virus dat travels from da gut to da brain, just like in real life! but don’t worry, we also got antiviral treatments to save da day! come join da fun and see if u can survive da ultimate challenge of battling viruses in ur brain! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s see who can come out on top!

Janitor’s Closet SMP

1.21, application, balance, CLOSET, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, Dynmap, Events, FANTASY, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, Janitors, Minecraft, Moderators, Nations, new world, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, rules, smp, Stonework, War, Worldbuilding

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/800	Votes:	5377
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	111
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	347	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Janitors Closet SMP Server Overview

Server Name	The Janitor’s Closet SMP
Server Type	WorldBuilding/Geopolitical
Version	1.21
Features	Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, Roleplay plugins

Join our Discord here for more information and to connect with other players!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to ensure you are a good fit for the server.
Are there special player-made events on the server?	Yes, players can create and participate in events such as diplomacy, war, and more!
What plugins are available on the server?	Plugins include Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and others for quality of life and roleplay enhancements.
Is there a community Discord for the server?	Yes, join our Discord here to connect with other players and stay updated on server news.

Eternal Union Minecraft Server

acceptance, Asexual, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, Companionship, emotional connection, ETERNAL, Intimacy, long term, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Minecraft, nonsexual, Partnership, relationships, secrecy, Server, Support, taboo, Trust, Understanding, union

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/300	Votes:	4865
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	237
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Towns Built:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you log on, ready to build epic structures and mine for diamonds, but wait… there’s a twist! On this server, everyone is asexual! That’s right, no awkward sexual tension or drama here, just pure Minecraft fun! Join now and escape the awkward conversations about your lack of sex life, because on this server, nobody cares! Build, explore, and laugh your way through the ultimate asexual Minecraft experience!

Ripperoni Minecraft SMP Service

#youtube, convenience, desktop programs, Digital, Download, efficiency, Entertainment, file conversion, internet, Media, Minecraft, multimedia, Music, Online Services, rip audio, rip video, ripperoni, save to computer, service, smp, software, streaming, Technology, Video editing

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/800	Votes:	4137
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

Are you tired of being limited to just watching YouTube videos online? Do you want the freedom to save all your favorite content directly to your computer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and not only will you have access to an amazing community of players, but you’ll also have the opportunity to download all the YouTube videos and music you want directly to your computer. How is this possible, you ask? Well, our server is powered by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of extracting audio and video from YouTube with their magical powers.

So come join us and experience the thrill of downloading your favorite content while building epic structures and battling mobs in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of something truly unique and absurdly hilarious!

NoCutQueue Minecraft Server

aita, assertive behavior, Assertiveness, Asshole, checkout line, Christmas spirit, Confrontation, Cut, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, grocery store, line, Manners, Minecraft, NoCutQueue, not letting, politeness, Queue, Respect, Server, shopping, WOMAN

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/300	Votes:	9802
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Magic Items Found:	2620
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uphold the sacred law of grocery store etiquette! Join us if you’re tired of entitled players trying to cut the line and use “Christmas Spirit” as a weapon.

On our server, you’ll navigate through the virtual aisles with your trusty cart, ready to defend your spot in line against any sneaky players trying to edge their way in. Will you stand your ground like a true champion of grocery store justice, or will you succumb to the pressure and let them cut?

But beware, the stakes are high in this virtual grocery store showdown. Who knows what kind of crazy items players will be trying to check out with – from jello packs to enchanted diamond swords, anything goes in this epic battle of the checkout line!

So join us on our server and show the world that you have what it takes to be the ultimate grocery store warrior. And remember, on our server, the only line-cutting allowed is when you’re mining through the Nether!

BabyCardCraft

Approval, babies, BabyCardCraft, children, Christmas card, collage, Communication, controversy, cousins, family, Genetic, holiday, in-laws, lawsuit, love, misunderstandings, Permission, Pictures, relationships, Siblings, social media

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/500	Votes:	7744
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush.

Looking for a place where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera set in the pixelated world of Minecraft, where relationships are tested and alliances are constantly shifting.

Join now and witness the epic saga of a player (F44) who finds herself in a sticky situation involving babies, Christmas cards, and a SIL (F43) who’s more unpredictable than a charged creeper. Will she be able to navigate the treacherous waters of family drama, or will she be blown to bits like a poorly placed TNT block?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of virtual family feuds, baby photo scandals, and more twists than a maze in the Nether. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips? Join now and let the chaos begin!