Satellite Constellations MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Galactic Satellite Farts

satellite communication, Space debris, satellite emissions, space exploration, satellite constellations

so, like, you know how Starlink satellites are like, totally blocking the view for radio telescopes? well, on this epic Minecraft server, we have our own version of Starlink satellites that emit so much radiation, it’s like a rave party in space!

join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your base while dodging intense bursts of electromagnetic radiation. it’s like a game of dodgeball, but in Minecraft!

who needs to see the stars when you can have your own personal light show courtesy of our satellite emissions? come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos on our server. it’s out of this world!

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Space Chaos: Musk’s Starlink

light pollution, environmental impact, satellites, space observation restrictions, Space

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is outta this world? well, this server is literally outta this world cuz elon musk’s starlink satellites be causin chaos up in earth’s orbit. but don’t worry, we got u covered with a server that is so lit, it’s like playin in outer space.

join us for some epic adventures as we navigate through the cosmic chaos caused by musk’s satellites. build ur own space station, battle aliens, and mine for space diamonds. trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else in the galaxy.

so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s explore the final frontier together. who knows, maybe we’ll even discover a new planet made entirely of diamonds. yolo, amirite?

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SatelliteBlockCraft

elon musk, skywatching, Universe, Blocking, night sky

so, like, u know how u wanna look up at the stars in minecraft and be all like, “woah, universe, u so big”? well, guess what? musk’s satellites be all up in the sky, blocking our view of the universe! but fear not, cuz on this server, we got a secret portal that takes u to a universe where musk’s satellites don’t exist! u can gaze at the stars all u want, no interruptions! join us for a cosmic adventure like no other, where the only thing blocking ur view is ur own awesomeness!

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ItsOverForRealThisTimeAgain Minecraft SMP

Hope, moving on, Breakup, relationship, closure achieved

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us if you dare, because this server is not for the faint of heart. We’ve got exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to control time itself. Will you be the one to claim this powerful tool and become the ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies – they may look cute, but they’re deadly.

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AdoptCraft Minecraft Server

baby shower for adoption, baby shower, parenting, gender reveal party, Communication

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and outrageous events.

Imagine a world where gender reveal parties are taken to the next level – we’re talking fireworks, confetti cannons, and a full-on parade to announce the gender of your Minecraft avatar! Who needs a baby shower when you can celebrate the arrival of your new blocky bundle of joy in style?

But beware, one wrong move and your in-game spouse might threaten to call a divorce lawyer and cancel your adoption of that adorable pixelated pet you’ve been eyeing. Will you be able to navigate the drama and keep your Minecraft family intact? Join our server now to find out!

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BlendedBabysitterBrawl

Communication Issues, Family Support, family unity, Family Therapy, BlendedBabysitterBrawl

Are you tired of babysitting drama? Join our Minecraft server where all the kids get along perfectly! No more ignoring each other or refusing to sit together at meal times. Our virtual world is a blended family paradise where stepkids and bio kids happily build together and share resources. No more family therapy needed, just fun and laughter in our pixelated realm. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

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BlockPartyFunLand

BlockPartyFunLand

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to experience the wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. From riding pigs dressed as superheroes to battling giant chickens armed with diamond swords, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary rainbow sheep that farts out fireworks!

So why wait? Join our server now for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs and craziness that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, your non-sexual sensations will thank you for it!

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BorderBlock Minecraft Server

us border, Cartel, bus passengers, border killings, border security

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server, bro. it’s like the wild west but with creepers and zombies instead of banditos. we got 11 cartel gunmen who are actually really good at building stuff, like they built a whole town out of blocks. they even made a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, it’s lit af.

come join us and help us fight off the bus passengers who keep trying to invade our server. they keep trying to steal our diamonds and blow up our houses, but we ain’t havin’ none of that. we’ll show them who’s boss with our epic pvp skills and TNT cannons.

plus, we got tacos. lots and lots of tacos. and margaritas. and donkeys wearing sombreros. it’s a fiesta all day, every day on this server. so what are you waiting for, vamanos! join us now and let’s have a blast together! 🌮🍹🎉

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TaiwanCraft: No China Rule, Just Fun!

China, INDEPENDENCE, Democracy, SECURITY, Asia

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Taiwan president is rejecting China’s rule for freedom on it? That’s right, our server is so epic that even world leaders are getting in on the action!

We got crazy builds, insane PvP battles, and a community that’s more lit than a creeper explosion. Plus, our server is so secure, not even China can mess with us!

So come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the Taiwan president building a giant statue of himself to show China who’s boss!

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MicrobiomeCraft

microbial colonization, COMPOSITION, determinants, infant gut microbiome, 6 weeks

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, the delivery mode is like a big deal for ur baby gut microbiome at 6 weeks old. forget antibiotics, just join our server and ur baby will have the best gut ever. we got crazy stories of babies with super strong guts from playing on our server. join now for the wildest baby gut adventures ever!

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