Satellite Constellations MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Galactic Satellite Farts

satellite communication, radio interference, Satellite technology, farts, radio telescopes

so, like, you know how Starlink satellites are like, totally blocking the view for radio telescopes? well, on this epic Minecraft server, we have our own version of Starlink satellites that emit so much radiation, it’s like a rave party in space!

join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your base while dodging intense bursts of electromagnetic radiation. it’s like a game of dodgeball, but in Minecraft!

who needs to see the stars when you can have your own personal light show courtesy of our satellite emissions? come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos on our server. it’s out of this world!

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Space Chaos: Musk’s Starlink

space technology, satellites, starlink, satellite interference, elon musk

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is outta this world? well, this server is literally outta this world cuz elon musk’s starlink satellites be causin chaos up in earth’s orbit. but don’t worry, we got u covered with a server that is so lit, it’s like playin in outer space.

join us for some epic adventures as we navigate through the cosmic chaos caused by musk’s satellites. build ur own space station, battle aliens, and mine for space diamonds. trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else in the galaxy.

so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s explore the final frontier together. who knows, maybe we’ll even discover a new planet made entirely of diamonds. yolo, amirite?

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SatelliteBlockCraft

Stargazing, view, light pollution, celestial bodies, satellites

so, like, u know how u wanna look up at the stars in minecraft and be all like, “woah, universe, u so big”? well, guess what? musk’s satellites be all up in the sky, blocking our view of the universe! but fear not, cuz on this server, we got a secret portal that takes u to a universe where musk’s satellites don’t exist! u can gaze at the stars all u want, no interruptions! join us for a cosmic adventure like no other, where the only thing blocking ur view is ur own awesomeness!

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BombCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, protest, paint bombs, social unrest, Police

come join our epic minecraft server where you can throw virtual petrol and paint bombs at virtual police officers in a blocky version of Belfast! with up to 50 players in a group, you can cause chaos and mayhem like never before! build your own virtual riot gear and defend yourself against the virtual attacks! it’s a wild ride of explosions and destruction, so come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness!

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SewageSpillCraft

sewage discharge, sewage spills, environmental regulation, environmental impact, water resources

so like, imagine this: you log into this epic minecraft server and BAM! you’re surrounded by water everywhere. but not just any water, nooo, this water is magical and sparkly and full of secrets.

you see, every water firm in England and Wales is under investigation over sewage spills, but not on this server! here, the water is clean and pure and perfect for building your underwater palace or starting your own mermaid kingdom.

join this server and be the ruler of the seas, the master of the waves, the sultan of the surf. dive into the depths and discover hidden treasures, mysterious shipwrecks, and maybe even a friendly sea monster or two.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your minecraft life!

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CraftyDoers & LazyBuilders

long tail, up to 20, LazyBuilders, comma separated, do nothing

come join our epic minecraft server where pigs fly and cows do the macarena. we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the djs and the zombies are the dance floor.

we have a special potion that turns you into a unicorn for 24 hours, so you can prance around and spread glitter everywhere. our community is full of friendly trolls who will build you a castle out of diamonds and rainbows.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary golden carrot that grants you three wishes from a magical chicken. and don’t forget about our annual potato sack race, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted pickaxes.

so come on down to our crazy minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

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ChunkyCraft

weight management, hormonal imbalance, mens health, male reproductive health, overweight

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, you’ll forget about your weight problems! our server is so lit that even your sperm will thank you for joining! we have crazy challenges that will make you sweat out those extra pounds while building the sickest creations in the blocky world. who needs a gym when you can get fit and have a blast with us? join now and watch your sperm quality improve as you play!

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MineActors Minecraft Server

fair wages, artists, equality, wages, industry standards

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers where the voice acting is as bland as a piece of stale bread? Well, look no further because our server pays voice actors what they’re fucking worth! That’s right, you’ll be greeted with hilarious and immersive voiceovers that will make you feel like you’re living in a wacky cartoon world.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help the chickens achieve world domination, or maybe just enjoy some delicious chicken nuggets along the way.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chaos!

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BaraCraft – Pool Party Minecraft Server

writefaggotry, Tag, BaraCraft, Pool, Minecraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have transformed the game into a pool party extravaganza! Dive into our pixelated paradise and splash around with your friends in our virtual pools.

Join us on this server for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures. Swim with dolphins, build sandcastles, and even ride on the backs of giant squids! The possibilities are endless in our aquatic wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can battle evil mermaids and uncover hidden treasures. Will you be brave enough to explore the depths of our mysterious underwater world?

So come on, grab your swimsuit and sunscreen, and join us on our Minecraft server for a pool party like no other. Just be sure to watch out for creepers trying to crash our splash-tastic fun!

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DoggoHouse Minecraft Server

pet-friendly, playdate etiquette, dog training, Respect, pet-friendly homes

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where bringing your dogs to drop off your kid is not only allowed, but encouraged! We love furry friends here and believe they add a special touch to any playdate.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can bring your border collie and golden retriever along for the ride. Our server is filled with dog-friendly activities, from digging up bones to chasing creepers away. Who needs coffee when you have a loyal canine companion by your side?

Don’t worry about asking for permission to bring your dogs, we welcome all furry friends with open arms (or paws). Our community is all about embracing the chaos and having a good time, so come join us for a howling good time!

So, if you’ve ever been scolded for bringing your dogs to a playdate, fear not! Join our server and let your pups roam free as you embark on epic Minecraft adventures. Who knows, maybe your dogs will even become legendary heroes in the world of blocks and pixels!

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