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BroBroRageCraft

anger issues, anxiety, Boundaries, BroBroRageCraft, childhood behavior, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, delicate situations, emotional reactions, family drama, family dynamics, Guilt, Niece, nintendo switch, parenting, progress, regret, sibling conflict, summer visit, video games

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Are you tired of dealing with angry siblings who let their tiny terrors destroy your precious gaming devices? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and leave the real world drama behind.

On our server, you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about your niece smashing your Nintendo Switch. And if anyone dares to call you childish for protecting your belongings, just build a giant fortress around them and watch them try to escape!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the family drama behind. Who needs siblings when you have a virtual world to conquer? Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory!

CatNipGang Minecraft SMP

absurd cat names, amusing animal names, amusing cat names, cat names, CatNipGang, clever cat names, comical cat names, entertaining pet names, funny cat names, funny pet names, hilarious cat names, humorous animal names, humorous pet names, laughable cat names, Minecraft, playful cat names, quirky cat names, ridiculous pet names, silly cat names, smp, unique cat names, wacky cat names, witty cat names

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our SMP, we have a cat named Sir Meows-A-Lot who can juggle creepers while riding a pig! That’s right, our server is full of wacky antics and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and see if you can come up with a funnier cat name than Sir Meows-A-Lot!

PixelNostalgia

aim, Chat Rooms, cyber cafes, dial-up internet, early web design, flash animations, Geocities, internet culture, Internet Explorer, internet history, message boards, myspace, Netscape Navigator, Nostalgia, old school internet, old school websites, PixelNostalgia, slow internet speeds, vintage websites, web rings, Yahoo Messenger

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Remember the good ol’ days of the Internet when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to find it. Rumor has it that if you can ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle against the evil Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon of your own.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

CraftyRevolt Minecraft Server

activism, Corruption, CraftyRevolt, Crisis, Democracy, Dictatorship, Exile, FEARS, Government, Hiding, HUMAN RIGHTS, Life, Minecraft, opposition leader, persecution, Politics, protest, Safety, SECURITY, Server, south america, threat, Venezuelan

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come join our epic minecraft server where the leader of the venezuelan opposition is hiding out from evil mobs and fears for her virtual life! we got crazy pvp battles, insane building competitions, and secret underground bases to explore. plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure guarded by zombie pigmen that only the bravest players can find. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild adventure like no other!

VenezuelaCraft2020

blinken, González, overwhelming evidence, Presidential election, Secretary of State, US, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft2020

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have SECRETARY OF STATE BLINKEN as our honorary player!! he says there is OVERWHELMING EVIDENCE that our player González won the presidential election in Venezuela!! if that’s not enough reason to join, i don’t know what is!! build, mine, and conquer with us on the most LEGENDARY server in the universe!!! don’t miss out on all the fun and craziness, join now and be a part of history in the making!!!

VIA DISCORD OPK ISSUE Minecraft server

#opk, Issue, Minecraft, Server, VIA DISCORD

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The owner of the server “VIA DISCORD OPKU VIDAVAT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

66.70.180.118:26216

Super Inefficient Anarchy – Now with Turrets, Guns, and Weather! Join the Empire Economy on the New York Server!

AdvancedCrates, Advancedenchantments, AdvancedEnderchest, AdvancedItems, AdvancedMobs, Anarchy, BarbedWire, Chestsort, ComplexTurrets, CrazyAuctions, DailyRewardsPlus, DeathTransfer, DecentHolograms, Discordsrv, Economy, EconomyShopGUI-Premium, Elevator, Empire, Essentials, ExecutableItems, Factions, Guns, HeadDrop, inefficient, InventoryRollbackPlus, Itemsadder, Join, Server, Super, turrets, weather, York

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Discord	https://discord.gg/soldiersinarms
Online Store	https://store.soldiersinarms.com/
Server IP	http://15.235.51.226:7144/

(NEW THIS WEEK)

SIA is formally known as Soldiers In Arms.

Turrets, Guns, Vehicles, Economy, Player Market, Jobs, Custom Items etc.

90+ plugins, Only admin. decade+ of experience. I’ve been playing Minecraft since before Redstone. Just updated to 1.21

List of Plugins:

AdvancedCrates
AdvancedEnchantments
AdvancedEnderchest
AdvancedItems

FAQs

What is Soldiers In Arms (SIA)?

Soldiers In Arms is a Minecraft server with a variety of features including turrets, guns, vehicles, an economy, player market, jobs, custom items, and more.

How many plugins does SIA have?

SIA has over 90 plugins with an experienced admin who has been playing Minecraft for over a decade.

What are the Empires in SIA?

The Empires in SIA are colors such as Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, Orange, Pink, Purple, Brown, Black, White, and Gray. They require governance and strong leaders.

BlockyTragedy Minecraft Server

BlockyTragedy, Communication, coping, depression, emotional pain, friendship, Grief, Guilt, healing, Loneliness, Loss, Memories, mental health, Minecraft, mourning, regret, Remembrance, Server, SUICIDE, Support, talking about feelings, Therapy, Tragedy

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, and participating in epic dance parties with creepers (they actually have some sick moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule or join forces with him to conquer the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun regret)!

StatisticalCraft SMP – “IConductedDataAnalysis”

advanced techniques, Conclusion, coomer, data analysis, discussion, findings, Generals, IConductedDataAnalysis, international culture, methodology, Pepe, racebait, research, Scientific, shitposting, smp, statistical analysis, StatisticalCraft, study

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Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs where people just build the same old boring structures every single day? Well, do I have the server for you!

Our server is like no other, filled with 50% crazy builds where people shitpost the most outrageous creations in their own unique style. We’ve got 30% Pepe-themed builds, 15% racebaiting structures (whatever that means), 3% coomer builds (don’t ask), and 2% actual international culture discussion builds (because we like to keep things classy).

Join us and reply with “BASED” for more information on how we conducted this scientific study (spoiler alert: it involved a lot of TNT and questionable decision-making). So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft weird again!

BeautyIsBlocky – Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, attractiveness, Beautiful, beauty, BeautyIsBlocky, Character, definition, Individual, inner beauty, Minecraft, opinion, outer beauty, Perception, person, Personality, perspective, physical appearance, Qualities, smp, Standards, Subjective, Traits, Unique

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to let your inner goofball shine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental explosion (oops, sorry about that). Our community is made up of the most beautiful people in the world – and by beautiful, we mean people who can pull off wearing a pumpkin on their head while riding a pig into battle.

Not convinced yet? Well, let us tell you about the time our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with llamas wearing top hats. Or how about the time we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the Nether? Yeah, things get pretty wacky around here.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can be your weird and wonderful self, come join us! Who knows, you might just find your new best friend in a creeper costume.

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	127	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	5800	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mines Excavated:	3317	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Astral Projections Made:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Divine Spears Created:	23	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

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FAQs

What is Soldiers In Arms (SIA)?

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