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PhoneBreaker Minecraft Server

aita, buying new phone, communication issue, Conflict Resolution, consequences, consequences of actions, DAUGHTER, Decision making, decision making process, disagreement, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family outing, Minecraft, parenting challenges, parenting dilemma, PhoneBreaker, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Technology, waterfall incident, wife’s agreement

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5878
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server! We promise no waterfall incidents or phone dropping shenanigans here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where you can build, mine, and explore without any silent treatments or lectures. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have virtual adventures with us? Join now and leave the real world behind!

CraftyBabyBumpBluff

Advanced, aita, Conversation, CraftyBabyBumpBluff, Defensive, defensive behavior, Dialog, emotional aspect, Friend, growth curve, HUGE, inconsiderate, Miracle, miscarriage, Misinformation, outlet, Pregnancy, Pregnant, Suffering, third child, womb expansion

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5763
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6276	Emeralds Found:	8181
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Farms Harvested:	237
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Animals Bred:	199	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and crazy antics!

Our server is like no other, with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

Forget about real-life drama and come join us for a hilarious and wacky time. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a battle with a horde of zombie chickens or teaming up with a group of llamas to take down a dragon. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the game mechanics, but who’s counting?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! Just remember, no drama allowed – unless it involves a creeper blowing up your house, then it’s fair game.

TownNameMC Server

common, common town name, every state, Familiar, familiar town name, frequent, frequently occurring town name, Popular, popular town name, recurring, recurring town name, Repetitive, Server, town name, town name in every state, TownNameMC, ubiquitous, ubiquitous town name, widespread, widespread town name

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2140
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Villages Defended:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Emeralds Found:	2927	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Are you tired of boring old towns with boring old names? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most outrageous town names you’ve ever seen! From Pizzatown to Unicornville, we’ve got it all!

Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a town called Banana Hammock, where the streets are lined with actual banana hammocks (don’t ask how they got there, just enjoy it). Or how about a visit to Sausage City, where every building is shaped like a giant sausage (vegetarians beware).

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get access to our exclusive town, Poopsville. Yes, you read that right. Poopsville is a town made entirely out of… you guessed it, poop! But don’t worry, it’s not smelly in the virtual world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wackiest town names you’ll ever come across. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

CraftyCashWaste

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1904
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mines Excavated:	1731

Are you tired of wasting your hard-earned diamonds on useless stuff in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and spend your diamonds on the most ridiculous and hilarious items you can imagine. From diamond-encrusted chicken nuggets to a pet creeper that tells dad jokes, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig so rare and majestic that it poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest for the Diamond Pig!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is also haunted by a ghostly chicken who loves to prank unsuspecting players? Don’t be surprised if you log in one day to find your house filled with chicken feathers and eggs. But hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends!

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might just find yourself spending your diamonds on the dumbest things you’ve ever seen!

FingerFlickerCraft

Accidents, Awareness, Body, clumsiness, Cuts, everyday actions, external stimuli, FingerFlickerCraft, Fingers, fingers brushing, hand movements, healing, injury, mindfulness, Noticing, Observation, Pain, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, small cuts, Touch

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2033
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magic Items Found:	8335
Potions Brewed:	183	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

join our epic minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of constantly brushing your fingers against things and getting cuts! it’s like real life, but in blocky pixel form!

imagine the adrenaline rush of trying to mine diamonds with a bandaged finger, or building a castle with a plaster on your hand.

our server is perfect for those who enjoy a little pain with their gaming experience. join now and see how long you can survive without needing a virtual first aid kit!

come on, who needs all their fingers anyway? join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning your own sanity!

Lemon Cloud

Adventure, bedrock, Bungee, cloud, Cobblemon, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Gaming, Hub, LEMON, LemonCloud, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, Other, Prison, PvP, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7552
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	3121
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magic Items Found:	8382
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7

Welcome to LemonCloud! Our awesome gamemodes:

PrisonFactionsSkyblockSurvivalSMPCobblemon

BEDROCK IP: pmc.lemoncloud.net (Port 19132)

Join now! @IP: pmc.lemoncloud.netWebsite: www.lemoncloud.orgStore: store.lemoncloud.org

pmc.lemoncloud.net

Cove-Craft SMP: A Vanilla Server for the Whitelisted Few

Active, apply, building, Community, CoveCraft, Discord, Environment, Experience, Friends, Fun, hermitcraft, members, Pure, Redstone, rules, Server, Skilled, Small, smp, Tightknit, Vanilla, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7692
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Towns Built:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Star Shards Collected:	127	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Cove Craft SMP Overview

Description
Cove Craft SMP is a pure vanilla experience server with a tight-knit community focused on creating a HermitCraft environment for players to enjoy. To join, apply through Discord.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join Cove Craft SMP?	To join, apply through the Discord server linked in the overview.
Are there any rules for the server?	Yes, rules are outlined on the Discord page. Players are expected to follow these rules to maintain a positive community environment.
Do I need to be skilled in building or redstone to join?	No, players of all skill levels are welcome. The focus is on having fun and making new friends while following the rules.
How many members are currently on the server?	There are around 14 members currently, with the community always open to adding more like-minded individuals.
Is the server active daily?	Yes, the server is active almost every day with members frequently online.

GoodVibesMC Server

coping mechanisms, Emotional rollercoaster, emotional stability, enjoying myself, feeling good, feeling suicidal, GoodVibesMC, Having Fun, Last Night, Loneliness, making jokes, making progress, mental health, mental illness, seeking help, self loathing, self-care, self-hatred, Server, singing, suicidal thoughts, temporary happiness, wanting to die

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3690
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Zombie Dances:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those negative feelings! Our server is so fun and silly that you’ll forget all about wanting to die. We have magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and dancing creepers that will make you laugh until you cry (tears of joy, of course). So come on over and let us show you that life is worth living when you’re surrounded by pixelated awesomeness!

SnailCraft Minecraft Server – BTC 100k Challenge

100k, btc, challenge, Consistency, cryptocurrency, Daily, determination, Digital Currency, financial goal, goal-setting, internet trend, investing, long-term commitment, Minecraft, Online Community, patience, perseverance, Server, snail, SnailCraft, snailposting, social media, viral challenge

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4034
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	275	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Star Shards Collected:	204	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on our server where the snails have taken over and are posting memes every day until Bitcoin reaches 100k!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base where you can ride giant snails into battle against evil zombie villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Snail King who will grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more slime).

So come join us on our wacky adventure and help us reach our goal of reaching 100k BTC before the snails take over the world!

StepDadCop Minecraft Server

Apology, arrest threat, Boundaries, brother, Communication, Fairness, family dynamics, family relationships, Legality, live location, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Mother, Parental authority, parental controls, phone control, privacy, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, STALKING, StepDadCop, Stepfather, Technology

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3119
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Buildings Constructed:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of your stepdad stalking you through your phone? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where parental controls don’t exist! No more live location tracking, no more restrictions – just pure, unadulterated freedom!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without anyone snooping on your every move. On our server, you can unleash your creativity without fear of being spied on by a step-parent. Plus, we have a strict no-stalking policy – unless you count creepers, but they’re more into blowing up blocks than invading your privacy.

So come join us and leave all your parental control woes behind. Who needs a stepdad tracking your every move when you can be the master of your own Minecraft universe? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to freedom – one block at a time!