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The Lie Detector Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2240
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Magic Items Found:	1772
Dragon Scales Harvested:	329	Holy Grails Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Are you tired of fake soccer drama and ready for some real excitement? Join our Minecraft server where you can create your own soccer team and compete against other players in epic matches! Forget about PSG, this is where the real action is at. Plus, rumor has it that if you win the championship, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that can shoot fireballs. Who needs Neymar when you have that kind of power at your fingertips? Join now and show off your skills on the virtual soccer field!

Grateful Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5558
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the real world drama of political elections and feminist tears! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who just want to build, mine, and craft without any Trump-loving drama. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any feminist rants that might come your way. So come join us and leave the real world behind for some blocky fun!

POLITONE server Minecraft

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5593
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

A military-political server based on the new basics of Minecraft and a resource pack.

Creating the best server is our business. Your job is to play and have fun!

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Wizard’s Haven Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1286
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your collection of Daddy’s Girl panties? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even creepers are dropping it like it’s hot! Join us for a chance to ride on a rainbow unicorn while battling zombie pigmen with diamond-studded swords. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with golden apples and enchanted armor. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make Minecraft great again… one pair of Daddy’s Girl panties at a time!

Switzerland Minecraft SMP Life

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8070
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ores Mined:	9533
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Animals Bred:	174	Zombie Dances:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where life is like living in Switzerland but with a twist! Instead of mountains and chocolate, we have towering structures made entirely out of diamond blocks and cookies that rain from the sky (watch out for falling sweets!).

Join our server for a chance to ride on flying cows, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and participate in epic dance-offs with friendly creepers. Our community is filled with quirky players who love to build insane contraptions like a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano or a house made entirely out of TNT (better watch your step!).

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, join us on our server today! Who needs Switzerland when you have a world filled with endless possibilities and endless laughter? Let’s get building and have a blast!

Crafty CIA Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3304
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
New Chunks Explored:	577779	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	206
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is run by the CIA (yes, you read that right) and they have installed a bloodthirsty Islamist regime for some reason. But hey, who are we to question their methods? Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the chaos and try to survive in this insane world. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some top-secret government conspiracy along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy Minecraft server!

『数字』- JP Vtubers Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5850
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a Japanese Vtuber fan forum, with factions like Aogiri Highschool and NoriPro battling it out for dominance. And don’t even get me started on the crazy shenanigans that go down at VPI Cafe – let’s just say things can get pretty wild after a few potions of invisibility.

Join us if you want to be a part of the most chaotic Minecraft community this side of the digital world. We’ve got more numbers and news than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our members are as diverse as the mobs in the Nether. So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything goes!

The Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9335
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Crops Grown:	6412	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake blocks that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t handle the madness. Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those basic servers in the dust because our server is in a league of its own. Come join us and see why the phrase “just can’t compete” was invented for us!

Kiki’s Crazy Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9153
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Void Armor Forged:	21	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the pigs ride on chickens, the creepers wear top hats, and the diamonds are actually made of chocolate (just kidding, don’t eat them)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out with your friends. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, always up for a game of hide and seek (spoiler alert: he’s really good at hiding).

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and join in on the fun! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (seriously, we once had a zombie apocalypse that turned out to be a flash mob dance party). See you there, kikikiki!

One Click Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1004
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	7525	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies breakdance to Thriller.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. Building. With. Hooves.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Golden Sheep, a mythical creature that poops out golden nuggets instead of wool. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. The llamas have spoken.