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Merchant Craft

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Friendly, Minigames, multiplayer, player-driven, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4695
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragons Tamed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Welcome to Merchant Craft! We are a friendly player-driven community! Come play now, solo, or with friends, Merchant Craft is for everyone! We currently offer a simple Survival SMP, and more to come! Come join now at merchantcraft.xyz:25565! You won’t regret it!

play.merchantcraft.xyz

SwanCo.&Friends

admin team, Adventure, Automation, Community, creativity, Engineer, epic builds, Friends, industry-focused, innovation, legend, Machinery, Machines, Minecraft, Modpack, progress, Quests, Support, Survival, SwanCo, Technically Industrial Legacy, Tekkit

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	723
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Emeralds Found:	8041
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Love Letters Sent:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	New Chunks Explored:	433436

Gear up for an electrifying journey into the heart of innovation on our Technically Industrial Legacy server! Version 1.16.5 has never been more thrilling with this carefully curated tech and industry-focused modpack that will take your Minecraft experience to dazzling new heights. Unleash your inner engineer as you harness the power of cutting-edge machinery, automate your processes, and revolutionize your gameplay in ways you never thought possible. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or just starting out, our friendly community is here to welcome you with open arms and provide round-the-clock support from our dedicated admin team, share epic builds, and embark on e Join forces with fellow pioneers pic quests together. Then, dive into the action and let your creativity run wild amidst the whirring of machines and the hum of progress. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime join us now and become a legend in the world of Technically Industrial Minecraft!

50.20.254.134

SkinnyCraft Minecraft Server

achieving results, exercise routine, fitness goals, fitness journey, getting back in shape, getting in shape, getting skinny again, healthy lifestyle, jogging for weight loss, Minecraft, Physical fitness, running for beginners, running for health, running for weight loss, running motivation, Server, SkinnyCraft, slimming down, starting a fitness journey, staying active, weight loss, went for a run, workout progress

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1849
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be running so much you’ll be getting skinny again in no time! Our virtual personal trainers will have you sprinting through pixelated forests and jumping over lava pits in no time. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pounds and hello to a slim and trim avatar!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret potion hidden somewhere in the server that will give your character super speed and agility. Imagine zooming past all your friends and leaving them in the dust as you conquer obstacle courses and race to the finish line. Who needs a gym membership when you have a Minecraft server that doubles as a fitness program?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the fittest Minecraft character in the virtual world. Who knows, you might even inspire your real-life self to hit the gym and get in shape too!

Minecraft SMP: 65IQGang

65IQGang, ableism, Cruel, damaging, degrading, derogatory, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, HARMFUL, hurtful, ignorance, inappropriate, insensitive, insult, intelligence, iq, low iq, mental health, Minecraft, offensive, sick, smp, UNACCEPTABLE

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6051
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7318
Love Letters Sent:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Crops Grown:	6469	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild, even the cows are doing backflips. Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a chicken riding a pig and a llama in a top hat. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no IQ shaming” policy – unless your IQ is over 200, then you might be too smart for us. So come on down and join the madness, just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

NoSplitNoEatMC

appetizer, Australia, casual dinner, exact number, expensive dishes, finances, jaw drop, leeches, lost my appetite, main course, Miller Lite, NoSplitNoEatMC, outrageous bill, Restaurant, separate bar, separate bill, small friend group, sob story, split the bill, steak, tip

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8568
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1316	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Animals Bred:	35
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where leeches like Susan and Greg are not welcome! If you’re tired of friends who always mooch off of you, then this is the server for you.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious antics. Just like when I stuck it to Susan and Greg at dinner, you’ll have the chance to outsmart your friends and come out on top.

Don’t worry about splitting the bill here, because on this server, everyone pays their fair share. Just like how Dan got stuck with a massive check, you’ll never have to worry about getting ripped off by your pals again.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing at the absurdity of it all, just like I did when Susan and Greg tried to guilt trip me for not ordering food. Let’s make some memories and have a blast on this crazy Minecraft server!

ParentalCraft: Signs of Decay

decay, ParentalCraft, signs

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3280
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Crops Grown:	8854
Magic Items Found:	3095	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while your parents nag you to get off the computer and go outside? Look no further than our Minecraft server for adult children who are estranged from their parents!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and misfit players who understand the struggle of dealing with disapproving parents. Build your own virtual family with other estranged adult children and create a world where you can finally be yourself without judgment.

Whether your parents never understood your love for gaming or they just couldn’t handle your epic builds, this server is the perfect escape for those looking to connect with others who share similar experiences. So come on, join us and let’s build a new family together – one block at a time!

Zelenskyy’s Peace Plan Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Global cooperation, international diplomacy, international relations, Japanese media, Minecraft, negotiations, November, Peace, peace agreement, peace plan, peace process, peace talks, Peacebuilding, Plan, political strategy, Server, Ukraine, world news, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7021
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	71	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Secret Passages Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6754
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got pigs flying, cows doing the cha cha slide, and creepers breakdancing. it’s a whole party up in here, man.

you gotta join this server because, like, the peace plan is gonna be ready by November, just like Zelenskyy said. we gonna have all the mobs living in harmony, no more fighting or blowing stuff up. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

plus, we got a secret underground disco where you can boogie with the Endermen and party with the skeletons. it’s like Studio 54 but with more zombies.

so come on down to this server, where the only thing you’ll be fighting is the urge to dance all night long. peace out, homies.

KurskCraft: Refinery Rumble

Attack, Bombing, Conflict, Destruction, eastern europe, Energy Sector, escalation, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, Military Action, Oil Refinery, political tension, refinery, RETALIATION, Rumble, russia, SECURITY, strike, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8455
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Star Shards Collected:	179	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up oil refineries like it’s nobody’s business! we’re like ukraine’s military but in minecraft, taking out those pesky oil refineries in russia’s kursk region. join us for some explosive fun and chaos, because who needs peace when you can have a blast in minecraft? plus, we have the coolest mods and plugins to make your gaming experience even more insane. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness now!

DeathCraft: The Ultimate Solution

acceptance, Closure, Darkness, death, DeathCraft, Despair, End.., Escape, eternal rest, fate, finality, inevitability, Last Resort, mortality, Peace, Problems, Release, solution, Surrender, True, Ultimate

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9428
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Secret Passages Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

So, like, u know how life can be, like, super lame and stuff? well, on this server, the only true last resort to all our problems is death. but, like, in a fun way! we have, like, the craziest death traps and challenges that will make u laugh so hard u might actually die. but, like, in a good way.

join our server if u want to, like, experience the most epic and hilarious deaths ever. we have, like, lava pits, giant spiders, and even a maze filled with exploding chickens. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we have, like, the friendliest community ever. everyone is, like, super chill and always down for a good laugh. so, like, come join us and let’s all die together in the most ridiculous ways possible. it’s, like, the best time ever, trust me.

CERF Hub

Adventure, Animals, building, Community, Crafting, Discord, Exploration, Feedback, Forge, Friends, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, pokemon, Roleplaying, Sandbox, Survival, Vanilla, Vote

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5170
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Void Gems Collected:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

New vanilla Pixelmon Server (In Progress)

Minecraft Version 1.16.5

Pixelmon Version 9.1.11 Download Pixelmon Here –> https://reforged.gg/

Download Forge Here –> https://files.minecraftforge.net/net/minecraftforge/forge/index_1.16.5.html

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https://discord.gg/r99PRjTSDc

51.81.245.168:25585