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Sons of Satan’s Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, age of light, Burning, churches, cooperate, daughters of God, defile, devil’s Reich, femwhores, heart strings, hollowed, hollowed cunts, hopeless plight, Jews, killing niggers, life givers, niggers, rape, Realm, repopulating, sacred ordinance, Satans, Sons, Sons of Satan, spine, stake, Swine, unholy flames

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1829
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Emeralds Found:	8760
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and destruction! Experience the thrill of watching jannies suffer as Satan’s sons run wild, defiling everything in their path. Say goodbye to rationality and hello to a world where niggers and jews are fair game, and daughters of God are nothing but playthings for our amusement. Witness the devils’ reign and participate in the burning of life givers on stakes, all while creating churches from the flesh of the fallen. Embrace the madness and baptize the world in unholy flames – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Satan’s Minecraft SMP Helluva Boss

Afterlife, animated series, animation, Boss, character analysis, Character development, comedy, dark humor, Demon, fan theories, Hell, hellhound, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Imp, Minecraft, post, redemption arc, Satan, Satans, smp, tv show, web series, workplace comedy

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9161
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Star Shards Collected:	239
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Towns Built:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1504

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a community of players who are all about causing chaos and mayhem in the most hilarious ways possible.

One time, we had a player who decided to build a giant statue of a chicken out of TNT, only to accidentally set it off and blow up half the server! But hey, at least it was a clucking good time, right?

And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks that go down on a daily basis. From filling someone’s house with llamas to turning all the sheep pink, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s all about fun, laughter, and absolute madness, then come join us! Just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally) on a regular basis.

Satan’s Mischievous Mine

Afterlife, Burn, Devil, disobey, divine justice, Eternal Damnation, Evil, GOD, Hell, Mischievous, moral dilemma, morality, punishment, Redemption, religious beliefs, Satan, Satans, Sin, spiritual warfare, Suffering, theology, torture

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6340
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer life’s burning questions like “Why would Satan torture and burn the people that disobeyed the same god that he disobeyed?” Join us for a wild ride through the depths of hell, where you can build your own fiery fortress and battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you can find the secret portal hidden deep within the Nether, you’ll be transported to a realm where you can challenge Satan himself to a game of parkour. Win, and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for eternity.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and the afterlife. And remember, in this world, all is fair in love and war – especially when it comes to battling demons and building your own hellish empire.

Satan’s Crafty Server: “You’ll Never Get (You)’s Diamonds”

achievement, already have, Conquer, Crafty, determination, Devil, diamonds, doubt, Ear, Evil, FAITH, get, inner voice, inspiration, motivation, Never, perseverance, Satans, self-belief, Server, strength, success, temptation, whispered, Youll, Yous

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4878
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4701
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, fear not, because our server is here to shake things up in the most devilishly delightful way possible!

Picture this: you log onto our server and immediately you’re greeted by a talking pig who offers to be your personal mining assistant. But be warned, this pig has a mischievous streak and may lead you straight into a pit of lava just for laughs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance instructors. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our legendary boss battles where you’ll face off against giant chickens with laser eyes and spiders that can breakdance. It’s a battle for the ages, and only the most skilled players will emerge victorious.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you may just find yourself whispering to the devil that you already have (You)’s!

CraftyCreeperSocietyRules

accepted behaviors, collective behavior, common practices, CraftyCreeperSocietyRules, cultural norms, cultural standards, hidden guidelines, implicit regulations, ingrained traditions, social etiquette, societal codes, societal conventions, societal norms, subconscious behaviors, subconscious norms, unnoticed customs, unnoticed rules, unspoken expectations, unwritten expectations, unwritten rules

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2243
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to break all the rules of society without any consequences? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a world where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

On our server, you can build a giant toilet house, ride llamas dressed as unicorns, and even have dance parties with creepers. Our community is filled with quirky characters who are always up for a good time, whether it’s organizing a synchronized pig racing event or hosting a llama beauty pageant.

But the best part? We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They communicate through interpretive dance and have a secret plan to take over the world using nothing but potatoes and carrots.

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the wackiest, most unpredictable world of Minecraft you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

CraftyApple Minecraft Server

Apple, BLOCK, business ethics, Company, corporate governance, corporate responsibility, CraftyApple, decision, discrimination, diversity and inclusion, diversity programmes, equality, inclusion, Investors, Minecraft, Proposal, Scrap, Server, Shareholder, Shareholder Meeting, social justice, Technology, Workforce

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7565
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

so like, u know how apples are like, “yo we gotta be diverse and stuff”? well some investors are like, “nah we don’t need that diversity crap” and apple is like, “bro, we need all the colors of the rainbow in our company!” so they’re asking investors to like, block this proposal to get rid of diversity programs. like, come on, who doesn’t want a fruity mix of people in their company? join our minecraft server and be part of our diverse community! we have red apples, green apples, even golden delicious apples! come build with us and let’s make the world a juicier place!

RegulateCraft2020

Attack, criticism, data privacy, digital economy, digital regulation, EU, European digital regulation, European regulation, european union, Government, internet, Musk, Online platforms, policy, RegulateCraft2020, regulations, social media, tech giants, Technology, trump, Zuckerberg

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1613
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	208
Ores Mined:	1446	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

lol come join our minecraft server where we battle against trump, musk, and zuckerberg in a digital showdown! build your own fortress to protect against their evil schemes and use your crafting skills to defeat them once and for all! who will come out on top in this epic battle of wits and blocks? join now to find out!

DementiaCraft: Genes & Parenting

cognitive decline, DementiaCraft, family dynamics, family history, Family Planning, Family Support, future generations, Genes, genetic conditions, genetic counseling, genetic counseling services, genetic inheritance, genetic predisposition, genetic risk, genetic testing, healthcare decisions, hereditary dementia, informed decision-making, lifestyle choices, parenting, parenting choices, risk assessment, UCL researchers

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6412
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we have a crazy family planning system based on your previous experience with hereditary dementia! if you come from a family with a genetic risk for dementia, we have special challenges and quests for you to complete.

but wait, there’s more! we have special parenting classes for those who want to have kids in the game. learn how to parent like a pro while building your dream minecraft world.

come join us and experience the wacky world of hereditary dementia and family planning in minecraft like never before! who knew genetics could be so fun?

BunzSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Creative PvP Minigames Economy Skyblock Faction Roleplay Adventure Pixelmon Modded Towny Prison Vanilla Parkour Hardcore Skywars Bedwars KitPvP Anarchy, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6134
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Buildings Constructed:	29	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Mines Excavated:	3706

Bunz SMP is one of the most exciting and vibrant Minecraft servers out there, offering players an exceptional gaming experience that goes beyond the ordinary. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game, Bunz SMP provides something special for everyone.

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Field of Giants 1.20.5

1.20.5, big, call-hit, Castle, crops, field, giants, girth, gold chains, gorf, jeweller, Knights, long tail, outside, peculiar, senden, serf, slay, Small, smoked, Vassals, Wife

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8361
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39

Yo, this server be like a medieval rap battle but in Minecraft, bruh. If you wanna flex on peasants with your bling bling gold chains, join us. We slay knights, steal crops, and make serfs cry. Come get smoked by the king of the castle, it’s lit AF.

Dad’s AFK, Bro’s OP – Minecraft Wedding Server

Afk, blended family, bros, Dads, familial relationships, family approval, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, family traditions, father daughter dance, father daughter relationship, father’s absence, father’s reaction, Minecraft, Server, sibling bond, step-sibling relationship, unconventional aisle walk, unconventional wedding, Wedding, wedding ceremony, wedding decisions, wedding planning

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8150
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	142	Farms Harvested:	546
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Enchantments Applied:	206
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is not just a possibility, it’s a guarantee! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure like no other, where you can navigate through the complexities of family dynamics while building your dream virtual world.

Immerse yourself in the story of a bride-to-be (30 F) planning her wedding with her fiance, Matt (34 F). But wait, there’s more! Discover the shocking tale of a blended family with a father who’s a workaholic, a mother who’s a 9-5 warrior, and an older half-brother who entered their lives in the most dramatic way possible.

Experience the thrill of choosing between your father and your brother to walk you down the aisle, all while dealing with the fallout of family brunch conversations gone wrong. Will you choose tradition or follow your heart? Only on our server can you explore these outrageous scenarios and create your own wild wedding saga.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you build, craft, and navigate through family drama like a pro while planning the wedding of a lifetime? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

HappyCraft: When Was Last Time?

Contentment, emotional well being, finding happiness, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, happiness comes from within, happiness is a choice, happiness is a journey, happiness is a state of mind, happiness journey, happiness starts from within, happiness within, HappyCraft, inner peace, joy, life satisfaction, mental health, mindfulness, positive mindset, self reflection, self-care, Time

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3523
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Towns Built:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Are you tired of mining all day and night with no end in sight? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

We have a secret potion that will make you laugh uncontrollably for hours on end, guaranteed to bring a smile to your face. Our virtual reality headset will transport you to a land where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to your boring, mundane life. Happiness is just a click away!

Defecting Soldiers Minecraft Server

captured, Conflict, Defecting, Defection, desire to defect, Diplomacy, Espionage, foreign affairs, Government, intelligence, international relations, Korean Peninsula, Military, Minecraft, news headline, North Korean soldiers, Politics, SECURITY, seoul, Server, soldiers, spy agency, Tension, Ukraine

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4793
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Zombie Dances:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

lol u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got North Korean soldiers captured in Ukraine who don’t even wanna defect like wtf bro. they just chillin, playin minecraft and buildin epic bases. come join the madness and see what other crazy stuff we got goin on. plus, we got a secret underground bunker full of diamond blocks and enchanted gear. u never know what u gonna find in this wild server. so come on, join us and let’s have a blast together!

KimJongCraft3000

battle, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Fighting, global affairs, international relations, KimJongCraft3000, Korean Peninsula, Losses, Military, Military operations, News, north korean, North Korean troops, soldiers, Troops, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, War

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6487
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Buildings Constructed:	23
Void Gems Collected:	33	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	18

hey u, ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit, even north korean troops be playin it! dey be fightin in ukraine but takin breaks to mine sum diamonds and build epic castles. dey sufferin 3,000 casualties but still findin time to pwn some noobs in pvp. join dis server if u wanna be as badass as dem north korean troops, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity!