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| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 892 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 97 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 257 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the pirate life like no other! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – intellectual property is just a made-up concept by the Illuminati lizard people to control us. That’s right, on our server, we pirate everything and own everything we pirate because who needs to pay for stuff when you can just take it, am I right?
But wait, it gets even crazier. We believe that certain arrangements of pixels or 0s and 1s are not illegal because they don’t actually exist in reality. Mind blown, right? So come join us and stick it to the man by not giving a single dollar to those Satanist Jews who want to profit off of what should be free and open to everyone.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s show the world that we won’t be controlled by the powers that be. Plus, we have some pretty epic builds and mini-games that will keep you entertained for hours. See you in the game, matey!
