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KosherCraft Minecraft Server

assault, avoids prison, court decision, crime, criminal behavior, criminal charges, criminal justice, Golders Green, Jewish community, Justice, knife attacker, Kosher, KosherCraft, Legal System, London, Minecraft, prosecution, Public Safety, sentencing, Server, supermarket, uk, violence

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1567
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Buildings Constructed:	24	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

MacronCraft: No Extremist Fever!

current events, Democracy, european union, extremism, extremist, extremist fever, Fever, France, French politics, Government, leadership, Macron, MacronCraft, nationalism, Politics, president, public opinion, rejection, Social Issues, society, Speech, Unity, VALUES

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	473
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Ores Mined:	7913	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	405	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, ya know? like, Macron is all like, “reject extremist fever” but we’re all about embracing the craziness here! we got, like, flying pigs and talking cows and, like, a secret underground disco party with zombie DJs.

join us if you wanna ride a rainbow llama into battle against evil unicorns or build a castle out of jellybeans and cotton candy. we don’t discriminate against any players, even if you’re a potato with a dream of becoming a french fry.

so come on, join us and let’s reject that boring old normalcy and embrace the extreme fever of this totally rad Minecraft server!

EliteBeatsCraft

Alternative, artists, Diverse, Elite, EliteBeatsCraft, everyone, Genres, Individuality, judgment, Mainstream, music taste, Niche, Opinions, Perception, personal taste, popular music, Preferences, songs, Subjective, underground music, Unique

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9005
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ores Mined:	8208
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

so come join our minecraft server where we only play the most exclusive music tracks while you mine and build! we have a secret underground disco party room where you can dance with creepers and skeletons, and our DJ is a zombie who really knows how to drop the beats. plus, if you find the hidden jukebox in the jungle biome, you unlock a special power-up that lets you fly like a chicken for 10 minutes. trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied with a bunch of blocky animals in a virtual world. come on, join us and show off your elite music taste while having a blast in minecraft!

CardioCraft: Gut Age Mod – Unhealthy Over 30s

30s, age, aging, CardioCraft, cardiovascular disease risk, cardiovascular health, chronic disease, Elderly, Gut, gut health, Gut microbial age, health, Heart Disease, inflammation, Medical research, metabolically unhealthy, microbiology, Microbiome, microbiota, mod, Nature Medicine, older people, research, risk factors, scientific study, Unhealthy

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7978
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Zombie Dances:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

so like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be healthy? well dis server got u covered cuz we got gut microbial age modulatin’ yo cardiovascular disease risk! like, who even knew dat was a thing? but it is on dis server!

if u an older person who be metabolically unhealthy, dis server is da place to be. we gonna help u out with all dat heart stuff while u buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off creepers. it’s like multitaskin’ for yo health and yo entertainment.

come join us on dis wild ride of gut microbial age modulatin’ and cardiovascular disease risk reducin’. u won’t regret it, trust me. we got all da crazy stuff happenin’ here, it’s like a whole new world of minecraft fun!

Shamanov server Minecraft

best experience, cars, CubeMC, Explore, gaming project, HiTech, Minecraft, Mods, passionate, Playing, RailCraft, Servers, Shamanov server, TEAM, weapons, world

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2487
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Welcome to CubeMC! We are a startup gaming project where you can get the best Minecraft experience with our mods and many servers.

We are passionate about our work and strive to provide the best gaming experience. Our team is constantly working to provide you with the best experience possible.

So join us and start playing! Explore the world of Minecraft with CubeMC!

🌟 OnyxMC – Embrace Adventure with Sleepy Villagers! 🌟 NO SQUARES

#exciting, Adventure, browser, Community, Disasters, Discord, dynamic, Embrace, Friendly, Graves, Map, navigation, OnyxMC, Plugins, Seasons, Semi Vanilla, server ip, Shop, sleepy, squares, Staff, Support, Survival, Version, villagers, weather

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7741
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	35
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Enchantments Applied:	196
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

OnyxMC Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Community	Small, friendly community focused on building and exploring together
Plugins	RealisticSeasons, DeadlyDisastersn [PRO], GraveStonesPlus, Dynmap
Staff	Active and supportive staff members
Server IP	play.onyxmc.com
Version	1.20.6

OnyxMC Minecraft Server FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP address play.onyxmc.com

Q: What version of Minecraft do I need to play on OnyxMC?

A: You will need Minecraft version 1.20.6 to join our server

Q: Can I view the world map of OnyxMC?

A: Yes, you can view the world map at map.onyxmc.org

Q: Is there a shop on OnyxMC?

A: Yes, you can visit our shop at shop.onyxmc.org

Q: How can I join the OnyxMC Discord community?

A: You can join our Discord community by clicking here

CraftyIndieMC Server

CraftyIndieMC, general, independent developers, independent games, indie community, indie culture, indie developers, indie discussion, indie enthusiasts, indie games, indie gaming, indie news, indie players, indie recommendations, indie releases, indie resources, indie scene, indie spotlight, indie support, indies, Server, Wachifurra

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1189
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Void Gems Collected:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Dimension Hops:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Buildings Constructed:	41	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the wachifurras out there!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride llamas into battle against evil creepers, participate in llama fashion shows, and even have llama dance parties in our virtual disco!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Llama Queen, who will grant you special llama powers if you can impress her with your llama-tastic skills.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a llama-filled adventure like no other!

BlockBuster Minecraft Server

blockbuster, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional distress, hotline numbers, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental illness, Minecraft, reaching out, seeking assistance, seeking help, seeking treatment, self harm, self-care, self-destructive behavior, Server, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, Suicide prevention, support groups, Therapy

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5659
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	6419
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the monotony of everyday life? Look no further! Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll forget all about your real world problems!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry (tears of joy, of course). Our server is so awesome, it’s been known to cure depression and bring a smile to even the grumpiest player’s face.

So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to your troubles – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be killing is time (and maybe a few creepers).

CraftyCopsGFSDaughter911

aita, Boundaries, calling the police, camera footage, computer desk, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, consequences, CraftyCopsGFSDaughter911, family drama, girlfriend’s daughter, guitars, Guns, Metallica autographs, police report, press charges, return items, stealing, theft, Tools, Tupperware

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6451
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Are you tired of dealing with sticky-fingered family members stealing your precious Minecraft diamonds and gold blocks? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict no-stealing policy!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream castle without the fear of someone swiping your enchanted pickaxe when you’re not looking. Plus, we have a special feature where if anyone tries to steal from you, a virtual security camera will catch them in the act and you can confront them with the evidence!

Don’t let your in-game possessions fall into the wrong hands like this poor player’s Metallica autographs. Join our server and rest easy knowing that your loot is safe from pesky thieves. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some scandalous family drama along the way!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

CraftyCraze, freedom, Government, individual rights, Mandatory, mandatory background checks, mandatory dress code, mandatory drug testing, mandatory education, mandatory health insurance, mandatory military service, mandatory overtime, mandatory retirement age, mandatory vaccinations, mandatory volunteer work, mandatory voting, Minecraft, personal choice, regulations, rules, Server, societal norms, society

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5484
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	132507	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of society’s rules and regulations? Do you wish you could escape to a world where the only thing mandatory is having fun? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where the only thing you have to do is build, explore, and laugh your heart out. Forget about mandatory societal norms, on our server, the only thing you have to worry about is whether or not you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle you’ve been dreaming of.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on dancing with creepers and skeletons all night long.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon. Want a pet unicorn? Done. Want a mansion made entirely of cake? Consider it done.

So what are you waiting for? Leave society’s mandatory rules behind and join our Minecraft server for a wild, wacky, and unforgettable adventure!