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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 2000 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 47 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
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