Sat MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

15k Sat Shitcoin Minecraft SMP

Altcoin, altcoin market, Trading, Blockchain, altcoin trading

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us on our 15k sat shitcoin server where the currency is as wild as our players! Trade your diamonds for rare and exotic items like enchanted golden carrots or even a pet dragon (yes, we have dragons in Minecraft now, deal with it)!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon fears it. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

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CheaterPayer College Server

parenting, family, education, Júnior, Manipulation

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can learn some valuable life lessons? Look no further than our server, where we teach responsibility and the importance of earning your own way!

Join us and experience the thrill of working odd jobs to save up for your future tests and college applications. Babysitting, dog walking, you name it – we’ve got it all on our server!

Don’t let fake friends like Sam manipulate you into cheating – stand up for yourself and earn your education the right way. And if you run out of cash, no worries! Just wait until spring to take the test again, even if it’s a less convenient time for you.

Join our server now and learn the valuable lesson of responsibility before it’s too late! Who needs fake friends and handouts when you can earn your own success? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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UniCraft Minecraft Server

UniCraft, GPA, wasted potential, Numbers, Minecraft

Are you tired of feeling like you could have been a contender? Do you want to escape the mundane world of freelance sales and dive into a realm where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe some creepers)? Then come join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner block-building genius!

Forget about missed opportunities and unrealized potential – on our server, you can create your own virtual empire, conquer dungeons, and even ride a pig into battle (yes, really). Who needs a fancy degree when you can become the master of your own pixelated universe?

Join us now and start your journey to greatness – because in this world, the only thing holding you back is your own creativity (and maybe a few zombies). Don’t let your past regrets haunt you – instead, let your diamond sword do the talking and show the world what you’re truly capable of!

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HearthCraft

Resource worlds, smp, Inventory rollback, Difficulty, backup strategy

HearthCraft Server Overview

Features	Description
No-griefing policy	Economy SMP with 0% pay-to-win store
Server Start	October 2018
World Reset	Never. World dates back to July 2019
Technical Details	Dedicated server in Virginia, runs on a Ryzen 5 5800X machine
Website	Visit Website

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can players grief on the server?	No, there is a strict no-griefing policy on the server
Are there any pay-to-win features?	No, the server has a 0% pay-to-win store
Is there a live map of the server?	Yes, you can view the live map here
What is the difficulty level of the server?	The difficulty is set to Hard
Is there a limit on automatic farms?	No, there are no limitations on automatic farms such as mob stackers or entity cullers

Mystic Kingdom 1.21

racism, discrimination, Hate Speech, fuck, pop culture

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build your dream world while also learning about the fascinating history of Jews.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures, secret tunnels, and hidden treasures. Plus, did I mention we have a special Jew-themed treasure hunt every week?

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of life while you’re at it. Just remember, <3 JEWS!

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MysticVibes Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, MysticVibes, smp

Yo, so like, have you ever been on a Minecraft server that just gave you the heebie-jeebies or made you feel like you were on cloud nine? Well, let me tell you about this one server I joined that was like a rollercoaster of emotions, bro.

First off, the spawn point was like a magical unicorn paradise with rainbow sheep and flying pigs everywhere. And get this, the admins were all dressed as clowns and would only communicate in riddles. It was wild, man.

But then things took a turn for the creepy when I stumbled upon this hidden underground dungeon filled with talking skeletons who just wanted to have a dance party. I mean, who knew skeletons had such sick moves, right?

And don’t even get me started on the secret society of llamas that ruled the server with an iron hoof. They had this whole conspiracy theory about how the moon was made of cheese and they were planning to launch a rocket to go mine it. Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will take you on a wild ride of emotions, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy world we call Minecraft. Peace out, my fellow blockheads!

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CraftyCulturalTraditions

CraftyCulturalTraditions, cultural exchange, Diversity, Multiculturalism, assimilation

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a cultural explosion in your virtual world! Join us and experience the wonders of a mystical land where llamas roam free and villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of panda warriors who are always ready to defend their bamboo forest from any intruders. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted taco that grants you unlimited power and tacos for life.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where cultural traditions from around the globe come together in the most absurd and hilarious ways possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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PutinCraft Server

PutinCraft, current events, News, trump, Government

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit that even putin couldn’t be happier about it! like, he’s throwing a party and everything! this server is so dope that trump’s former national security adviser is saying it’s the bomb dot com.

like, imagine this: you log on and you’re instantly transported to a world where everything is made of cheese. yes, cheese. and not just any cheese, but like, the fanciest cheese you’ve ever tasted. you can build your own cheese castle and ride around on cheese horses. it’s like a dream come true for all you cheese lovers out there.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground lair where you can battle evil cheese monsters and save the cheese kingdom from certain doom. it’s like a cheesy version of game of thrones, but way more fun and way less nudity.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will blow your mind and make putin do a happy dance, then you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those pesky cheese zombies – they’re a real pain in the brie.

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UkraineCraft2020

UkraineCraft2020, Halts, Diplomacy, international relations, scandal

So, like, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we build walls higher than Trump’s hair and stop aid to Ukraine for no reason! We have villagers that speak in strange accents and trade only in golden carrots.

Our server is so lit, you’ll be like “Ukraine who?” as you mine for diamonds in our underground caves filled with lava and creepers. And get this, our pig races are more intense than a presidential debate!

Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Ukraine aid when you have a Minecraft server this wild? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

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Crafty Coach Chaos

Risk, Chaos, athlete abuse, college sports, coaching ethics

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just tryna play some minecraft, build some sick houses, mine some diamonds, ya know? but then BAM, your coach comes in and starts yellin at you like you’re in the olympics or somethin. well, on this server, that ain’t gonna happen, cuz we don’t play that abusive supervision crap here.

we welcome all players, no matter if you’re a pro builder or just starting out. and get this, we even have special events for athletes with disabilities, so everyone can join in on the fun.

plus, if you’re into team sports, we got your back. no more gettin yelled at for not scoring that goal or missing that shot. on this server, we celebrate all achievements, big or small.

so come join us, where the only thing you’ll be supervising is your own epic builds. trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this crazy ride.

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