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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 4044 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 55 |
One time, Kim Jong Un himself tried to join but got distracted by a creeper and blew up his whole palace! It was so funny, he was like “I demand a rematch!” But we were all like, “Nah, bro, you gotta start from scratch like everyone else!”
Join now and you might even see a North Korean soldier trying to build a nuke out of diamonds or something, it’s wild out here! Plus, our server has the best memes and the dankest jokes, you won’t find that anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!