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SassySisMC Server

childhood trauma, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, Emotional Abuse, Empathy, family dynamics, Friendship Dynamics, Loneliness, mental health, middle school struggles, personal attacks, SassySisMC, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, sensitivity, Server, sibling fights, sibling relationships, Therapy, toxic parents, verbal aggression

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4926
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Are you tired of dealing with toxic family dynamics and sibling rivalry? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape from the drama and chaos of real life.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where you are the master of your own destiny. No more dealing with emotionally unavailable parents or verbally aggressive siblings – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Plus, if you’re feeling guilty about saying something mean to your sister, just remember that on our server, words can’t hurt anyone! So come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even build a virtual mansion for your sister to make up for your harsh words. 😉

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life troubles behind!

QueenCraft: Where Females Rule and Blocks Drool

#youtube, blocks, daily basis, Drool, empowerment, female empowerment, female worship, Females, healing, inspiration, meditation, mental health, motivation, Music, positive affirmations, QueenCraft, Relaxation, rule, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self love, self-care, spirituality, Thread, Video

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6206
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Star Shards Collected:	208
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6604
Void Armor Forged:	21	Meteorites Collected:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join now for a wild ride filled with creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, and skeletons singing karaoke!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Disco Dungeon where the Ender Dragon throws the sickest parties in town!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Who knows, you might even find yourself jamming out to the latest Minecraft parody songs like it’s your new favorite playlist!

AnimeCraft: Where Creeper Meets Kawaii!

animation, Anime, AnimeCraft, Characters, comparison, Competition, creativity, creeper, Entertainment, Expectations, Fans, Industry, Kawaii, mao mao, meets, Popularity, question.., series, Show, Storyline, television, Top, trend, year

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8505
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Villages Defended:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Mao Mao’s show? Look no further, because our server is where all the cool kids hang out!

Join our server for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magic pickaxe that shoots out rainbows! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, looking for new players to challenge to a dance-off.

So why hasn’t there been an anime this year that has topped Mao Mao’s show? Because all the animators are too busy playing on our server and getting distracted by all the epic quests and secret treasure chests!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Blocky Boobies Server

Alluring, attractive, blocky, boobies, bosom, breast, Bust, cleavage, desire, Erotic, FANTASY, Lust, mammaries, Nipple, Provocative, Rate her tit, seduction, Sensual, Server, Sexy, temptation, Would you suck it

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4122
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	388	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6144
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server where the only rule is: “Would you suck it?” Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane reasons!

– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”

MineCrafty Wagie Escape: No More 9-5 Grind!

burnout prevention, career development, coping strategies, employee wellness, Escape, grind, job satisfaction, job stress, less than 24hrs, mental health, minecrafty, next wagie session, productivity, self-care, Stress Management, time constraints, Time management, wagie, work challenges, work culture, work ethic, work-life balance, work-life harmony, work-life integration

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5356
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ores Mined:	7039	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

🤣 Yo, listen up! Are you tired of the daily grind in your country? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual paradise!

Imagine this: less than 24 hours until the next wagie session, but instead of stressing out, you can log onto our server and build a fortress to protect yourself from the evil mobs. And get this, our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to blow up your creations!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can trade diamonds for pizza, ride on flying pigs, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Plus, our community is so friendly that you’ll never feel lonely again.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the daily grind and join our Minecraft server today! Trust me, your country’s wagie sessions will seem like a distant memory once you enter our virtual world. 🎮💥🍕

Space Babes and Blocks

Babes, blocks, character design, Diversity, empowerment, Female Characters, Female Protagonists, futuristic, game development, games, Gaming Community, Girl Power, inclusion, need more, representation, Sci Fi, seriously, Space, space babes, space exploration, Strong Women, video games

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8021
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Emeralds Found:	9852
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Welcome to our intergalactic Minecraft server where we are on a mission to recruit more space babes to join our crew! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a group of our players stumbled upon a rare diamond-encrusted asteroid that led them to a secret alien disco party where they danced the night away with extraterrestrial beings. And that’s just a taste of the adventures that await you on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a unicorn sanctuary where you can ride magical unicorns through fields of rainbow sheep. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and guarded by a fierce dragon who loves to play hide and seek.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community of space babes and adventurers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AlienCraft: Where Endermen Leak Gossip!

alg, ALIEN LEAKS GENERAL, AlienCraft, aliens, blue beans, blue skinned, drier than OPs moms pussy, endermen, gossip, Government, Grusch, Grusch 2.0, gutter, JASON SANDS, last 5 months, LEAK.., movement, NEW whistleblower, Pray, SCIF, Treaties, UAP bills, UAPTF, WE ARE SO BACK BROSQRD

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4475
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Runes Activated:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Emeralds Found:	8737
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

WE ARE SO BACK BROSQRD:

Last 5 months have been drier than OPs moms pussy

Grusch is essentially kill and hasn’t dropped anything despite saying he would

Movement in the gutter, UAP bills gutted

Blue beans in full effect

Suddenly there he was

NEW whistleblower JASON SANDS

Worked under UAPTF, still actively working in the government. Won’t talk about certain stuff besides SCIF

Says aliens are blue skinned, treaties have been made I really hope Grusch 2.0 does better cause holy fuck. Please pray we have something bros

Reasons to join our Minecraft server: – Explore a world drier than OPs moms pussy – Witness the mystery of Grusch and his lack of drops – Get involved in the gutter movement and see UAP bills gutted – Experience the full effect of blue beans – Meet the strange whistleblower JASON SANDS and uncover government secrets – Discover blue-skinned aliens and intergalactic treaties

Come join us for a wild and unpredictable adventure!

Blocky Boats & Battles – Azur Lane Adventure!

A Cookie for Mew, account binding, Adventure, alg, asmr, Augment Guide, Augment Module, Azur, Azur Lane General, Battles, blocky, Blueprints, boats, Casual, Chapayev, cheerleader, CN Tierlist, comet, Cruise Mission, date, Discord, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, FAQ, Fleet Builder, Fleet Tech Tracker, formidable μ, Guild Spreadsheet, heart-linking harmony, Inazuma maid skin, kongou μ, Lane, le temeraire μ, Lore, Maid, Noshiro μ, ongoing event, PR Research Data, prinz eugen μ, pvp guide, Resources, Rodney META, San Jacinto, schoolgirl, Secrets for Unzen, Sharing Sweet Slumbers, shinano-chan, Ship Tier List, skins, Spider Lily’s Redolence, sports, Story summary, Surfing, swimsuit, Ting An, Upcoming Event, Vampire META, Wiki

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	736
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Endless Night Skies:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Welcome to our lolzy Minecraft server where the only currency is cookies for Mew! Join now and embark on a vampire META cruise mission with Inazuma maid skins. But wait, there’s more! Get ready for the Rodney META and indulge in the Spider Lily’s Redolence event. Plus, we have Chapayev ASMR for your listening pleasure!

Upcoming events include Sharing Sweet Slumbers with Shinano-chan and secrets for Unzen, Ting An, and San Jacinto. And don’t miss out on the Heart-Linking Harmony event featuring Formidable μ, Prinz Eugen μ, Noshiro μ, Kongou μ, Le Temeraire μ, and Boise μ with some outrageous skins!

Don’t forget to bind your account to avoid losing it when the game updates. And remember, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord, so don’t even ask!

Check out our FAQ before bombarding us with questions. And for all your resource needs, we’ve got you covered with ship tier lists, equipment guides, fleet builders, PvP guides, and more!

Join our lolzy Minecraft server now for a wild ride filled with cookies for Mew, vampire cruises, and Chapayev ASMR madness! Don’t miss out on the fun!

Blocky LOL Land

ableism, acceptance, advocacy, blocky, Boundaries, Communication, consent, education, empowerment, Identity, Intimacy, judgment, Land, lol, love, misconceptions, neurodivergent, neurodiversity, relationships, Sexuality, Stereotypes, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2333
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Mines Excavated:	2167
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Welcome to our Neurodivergent Minecraft server, where things may get a little crazy but in the best way possible!

Join us if you want to experience a world where zombies break out into dance parties, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and endermen have a fashion show every Saturday.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is known to take breaks to sip on some potion of invisibility and play hide-and-seek with players.

And did we mention that our diamond ores are actually made of chocolate? Yes, you read that right – mine them and get a sweet surprise!

So come join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where being Neurodivergent means you’re in for a wild ride of laughter, surprises, and pure ridiculousness.

CartoonCraft: Where One Piece is Just a Cartoon!

animation, Anime, cartoon, CartoonCraft, Chopper, comedy, Fags, franky, japanese, looney tunes, Manga, monkey d luffy, Nami, Nico Robin, one piece, Parody, Piece, sanji, satire, Straw Hat Pirates, Usopp, Wan Piss, zoro

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7829
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Love Letters Sent:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	188	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Farms Harvested:	832	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Alien Abductions:	4

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we tell!

Are you tired of boring, serious servers where everything is taken too seriously? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos like it’s a Looney Tunes episode!

Join us for a crazy adventure filled with ridiculous builds, outrageous events, and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry.

Don’t be a Wan Piss fag, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a Minecraft version of a Looney Tunes episode!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s get looney together!

ZombieWakeUpCraft: Where even the undead know not to disturb your sleep!

1425 e broad st apt 22, apartment living, black people, Community, coon toons, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful neighbors, disruptive behavior, Disturb, disturbance, Diversity, intolerance, late night noise, loud music, neighbors, noise complaints, prejudice, racial discrimination, Sleep, Stereotypes, Undead, urban living, waking up, ZombieWakeUpCraft

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7426
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Star Shards Collected:	116	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the residents of 1425 e broad st apt 22 are full of black people who wake you up with loud coon toons!

Join us for a wild adventure as you navigate through a world filled with crazy characters who will keep you on your toes. From zombie dance parties to creeper karaoke nights, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary diamond-eating Ender Dragon and the mischievous pig riding skeletons. Will you be brave enough to take on these challenges and emerge victorious?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (just watch out for those pesky creeper hugs!)