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SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4125
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	196
Potions Brewed:	74	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

MonsterAlFayed’s Minecraft Server

#metoo movement, Abused, Accountability, Accusers, Al Fayed, allegations, Former Harrods Boss, Harassment, high profile case, Justice, Lawyers, legal proceedings, Minecraft, Monster, MonsterAlFayeds, power dynamics, scandal, Server, sexual abuse, uk news, victim advocacy, workplace misconduct, young women

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3548
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Towns Built:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	241
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Dimension Hops:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of al fayed being a ‘monster’ and abusing young women LMAO. we got lawyers for his accusers in the game too, fighting for justice and stuff. you gotta see it to believe it, it’s wild. plus, we have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle evil bosses and save the day. join now for a crazy adventure you won’t forget!

BombCraft: Ukraine Edition

airstrikes, Armed Forces, BombCraft, Conflict Resolution, defense systems, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, global security, guided bombs, international conflict, military aggression, military drones, military intervention, military technology, missile attacks, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia, UAVs, Ukraine, War Crimes

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	747
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

come join our minecraft server, where the only bombs dropping are the sick beats in our virtual dance parties! forget about real-world conflicts, we’re too busy building giant statues of llamas and racing pigs through obstacle courses. plus, our resident hacker can make your character fly like a majestic unicorn. join us now and let’s create chaos and laughter together in this pixelated paradise!

Hybrid COVID XEC Server

Contagious, coronavirus news, covid, COVID strain, COVID variant XEC, epidemiology, global health crisis, healthcare precautions, Hybrid, Hybrid COVID variant, Infectious Disease, new strain, pandemic response, pandemic update, public health, respiratory illness, Server, viral evolution, viral outbreak, viral spread, viral transmission, virus mutation, XEC

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4412
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

hey y’all, wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? well, let me tell ya, dis server is like da COVID variant XEC of Minecraft servers – it’s more contagious dan a yawn in a boring meeting!

imagine a world where creepers explode into confetti, zombies breakdance instead of attack, and diamonds rain from da sky like glitter at a rave. dat’s da kind of chaos you’ll find on dis server.

we got custom plugins dat will blow your mind, like a disco ball dat follows you around and plays your favorite tunes, or a magic wand dat turns all da mobs into cute lil puppies. who wouldn’t wanna join dis madness?

plus, rumor has it dat if you find da secret hidden treasure on da server, you’ll unlock superpowers like flying without wings or shooting fireballs from your eyes. sounds crazy, right? well, dat’s just da tip of da iceberg on dis server.

so come on, join us and experience da wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it!

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

BESTIX, blocks, BOUGHTER, Builders, Buildings, Buyer, Clans, Community, Custom crafts, Enchantments, Events, Goods, Minecraft, Powerful items, Quests, Resources, Server, Shop, Store, Survival, Survivalists, TEAM, Territories, Tools

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	820
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Ores Mined:	8515
Emeralds Found:	696	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

hype.bestixworld.ru

Electric Boogaloo SMP: Explosive Fun for Everyone! ⚡🎮🔥

Adventure, Assistance, bedrock, Boogaloo, Community, cross-platform, Custom, Discord, Economy, Electric, enriched, Exploration, explosive, Fun, java, Monsters, multiplayer, Non-Whitelisted, Player-owned, Resources, RPG, Server, smp, Survival, welcome

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3874
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Dragons Tamed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Charged Creeper Server Overview

Features	Description
Lite RPG Experience
QoL Features	Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps
Voting System
Player Economy	Sell items at your chosen price with a player-owned economy
Multiplatform Support	Play with friends on different MC versions using ViaVersion and Geyser
Informative Discord Channel	Discord-to-Minecraft chatting and useful resources
Custom Help Menu	24/7 resource for assistance

Charged Creeper Server FAQ

Is the server whitelisted?

No, the server is not whitelisted. You can join anytime.

How can I join the server?

For Java version, use the IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com. For Bedrock version, use port 25566.

What are some unique features of the server?

Some unique features include lite RPG elements, player-owned economy, custom monsters, and multiplatform support.

Is there a website or Discord channel for the server?

Yes, you can visit the website and join the Discord channel for more information.

Crafty Lies Minecraft Server

ass, bored, Bro, Caves, Crafty, dark souls, death, ds games, dumbasses, fucking, Game, Lied, Lies, loved, Minecraft, open world, outposts, Playing, Server, ubisoft, V, worse combat

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4627
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31

Are you tired of boring, soul-sucking games that make you question your life choices? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate challenge – navigating through a world filled with treacherous caves that are basically like Ubisoft outposts on steroids.

But wait, there’s more! Our combat system is so bad, it’ll make you appreciate Dark Souls even more. And if you’re looking for a game that will make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and prepare to be bored to death in the most entertaining way possible.

So why waste your time on other games when you can join us and experience the ultimate in mind-numbing, soul-crushing gameplay? Don’t miss out on the chance to regret every decision you’ve ever made – join our Minecraft server now!

Final Fantasy Circlejerk Minecraft SMP

Beloved, circlejerk, classic, critique, fan favorites., fanbase, Fandom, FANTASY, ff7, FINAL, Final Fantasy, Final Fantasy series, final fantasy vii, game development, Gaming, Gaming Community, iconic, long-running series, Minecraft, Nostalgia, nostalgia overload, RPG, smp, video games

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9667
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just blend together like a bad potion recipe? Well, look no further because our server is like the Final Fantasy series on steroids!

Join us and escape the mundane world of Minecraft where every server feels like a rehash of the same old thing. Our server is like a Final Fantasy game gone wild, with epic quests, crazy boss battles, and a community that is more chaotic than a Chocobo race on steroids.

Forget about boring old FF7, on our server, every Final Fantasy game is fair game. From FF1 to FF15, we’ve got it all covered. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, why not create your own Final Fantasy game within Minecraft? The possibilities are endless!

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and experience the madness of a Final Fantasy circlejerk like never before? Join now and let the adventure begin!

RegretfulNoob – Minecraft SMP

advice, Awareness, Development, discovery, education, Experience, growth, hindsight, Insight, knowledge, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, MISTAKES, personal growth, perspective, realization, Reflection, RegretfulNoob, self improvement, smp, wisdom

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7774
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Emeralds Found:	8043
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Buildings Constructed:	33	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Do you ever wish you could turn back time and learn important life lessons sooner? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you can do just that! Join us and experience a virtual world where you can make all the mistakes you want without any real-life consequences. Forget about regretting not learning that lesson earlier, because here you can learn it in the most hilarious and absurd ways possible!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you accidentally hit a block of TNT, blowing up your entire base. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can just laugh it off and start fresh with a new base in no time. And who knows, maybe next time you’ll remember to be more careful when mining!

Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride full of crazy mishaps, unexpected twists, and valuable life lessons learned the most ridiculous way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

180Craft: Life Flips & Pixel Tricks

180Craft, biggest life change, complete turnaround, dramatic transformation, drastic change, flips, fresh start, Life, life altering event, life transition, life-changing experience., major shift, new beginning, overcoming obstacles, paradigm shift., personal development, personal growth, PIXEL, Positive Change, radical transformation, sudden change, transformation, Tricks, turning point, unexpected change

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2228
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	64635
Falling into the Void:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	461	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Have you ever seen someone go from living in a dirt hut to ruling over an entire kingdom in just one Minecraft day? Well, that’s the kind of epic transformation you can expect on our server! Join us and witness players go from mining for coal to riding dragons and battling giant creepers in epic PvP battles. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the crazy rollercoaster of a life that awaits you on our server!

MissileCruiseCraft

aerial warfare, air defense, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, Drones, idf, IDF operations, intelligence, intercepts, iraq, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile defense, MissileCruiseCraft, national security, north, SECURITY, South, Surveillance, threat detection

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	314
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	2777	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	220	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE INTERCEPT CRUISE MISSILES AND DRONES FIRED FROM IRAQ AT NORTH AND SOUTH HAHAHA. WE GOTTA PROTECT OUR BLOCKS FROM THOSE SNEAKY ATTACKS, ONLY THE BRAVEST BLOCK BUILDERS CAN SURVIVE HERE. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA BE A BLOCKY HERO AND SAVE THE DAY FROM EVIL DRONES AND MISSILES. LET’S BUILD A FORTRESS TOGETHER AND DEFEND OUR LAND FROM THE CRAZY THREATS. WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO INTENSE AND EXCITING?! JOIN NOW AND BECOME A BLOCKY WARRIOR!