sassy insult – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

NoCurseWordInsults – Minecraft SMP
clever banter, clever comeback, clever insult, creative insult, cutting remark, funny insult, humorous insult, insult, intelligent insult, Minecraft, NoCurseWordInsults, non-curse word insult, non-offensive insult, playful insult, quick-witted insult, sarcastic insult, sassy insult, shade throwing, sharp-tongued, smp, verbal jab, witty comeback, witty insult
OMG, so, like, this Minecraft SMP is literally the most epic place to be, like, ever! You gotta join because, like, the owner once rode a pig off a cliff and survived by landing in a pool of lava. And, like, the mods are all secretly llamas in disguise, but don’t tell anyone, shhh!
The best insult I’ve ever heard on this server was when someone said to another player, “Your house looks like a creeper exploded inside of it and then a bunch of zombies came and had a dance party on the remains.” It was so savage, I couldn’t stop laughing for days!
So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP, then join now and prepare to have your mind blown with all the insanity that goes down on the daily. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter and llamas in disguise, in which case, why are you even here? LOLZ!

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ShowerCraft2021
bedtime routine, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, consideration, gym routine, health, hot weather, hygiene, morning routine, partner habits, personal care, personal hygiene, prison job, relationship, Respect, sauna use, sharing a bed, ShowerCraft2021, sleeping habits, work environment
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! Join us for a wild ride filled with showers, saunas, and prison commutes. Our players are so fresh and so clean, you’ll feel like you’re in a luxury spa resort.
But beware, the weather is hot and the inmates are restless. Can you survive the intense workout sessions and still have time to build your dream castle? Only the bravest and cleanest players can conquer this server.
So come on in, grab your soap and towel, and get ready for the ultimate Minecraft experience. Who knew that asking someone to shower could lead to such epic adventures?

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RostovRumbleCraft
#intelligence gathering, Aerial Reconnaissance, aerial surveillance, Damage, defense system, drone strike, infrastructure damage, investigation, military base, military conflict, national security, remote sensing, REPORTED, Rostov Oblast, RostovRumbleCraft, Russian airfield, satellite images, security breach, strategic location, Surveillance Footage, targeted attack
come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up russian airfields with drones for fun! we got satellite images to prove it, bro! watch as we wreak havoc in Rostov Oblast and cause chaos like never before. join us for the ultimate thrill ride and be part of the most insane minecraft community out there. who needs peace when you can have explosions and destruction all day, every day? join now and let’s show those russians who’s boss in the virtual world!

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Quicksand Hyena Trap – SE Spain
archaeology, CARNIVORES, Excavation, Fossil site, Fuente Nueva-3, geology, Guadix-Baza Depression, hyena, ice age, Late Early Pleistocene, latrine, MegaFauna, Megaherbivores, Paleoenvironment, Paleontology, prehistoric, quicksand, Quicksand trap, SE Spain, spain, Spanish history, trap
HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE WACKY THAN A HYENA LATRINE ON A QUICKSAND TRAP? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIKE A TIME MACHINE TO THE LATE EARLY PLEISTOCENE!
IMAGINE BUILDING YOUR HOUSE AMONGST MEGAHERBIVORES AND HYENAS DOING THEIR BUSINESS EVERYWHERE. IT’S A REAL PARTY, I TELL YA.
AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT EVEN STUMBLE UPON A TIME-TRAVELING MEGALODON WHO’S JUST TRYING TO MAKE FRIENDS.
SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR MINECRAFT LIFE. WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE HYENAS AND QUICKSAND, RIGHT?

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New Server IP
PixelPrincess Minecraft Server
Appearance, beauty, body image, critique, Diversity, empowerment, Entertainment, Female Characters, feminism, film industry, Hollywood, Media, Minecraft, PixelPrincess, portrayal, representation, Server, sexism, societal expectations, Standards, Stereotypes, television, Ugly
Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where everything that could possibly go wrong, does go wrong? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of chaos and confusion!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds only to have them turn into dirt, or building a beautiful castle that spontaneously combusts every time you enter it.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop golden carrots when you defeat them in battle. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!
So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to inject some madness into your gameplay, come join us and see just how wrong things can go in the best way possible!

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Blocky Love Minecraft Server
BBC, black cock, black masculinity, black men, blocky, controversial sex, cultural appropriation, ebony, fetish, interracial fantasies, interracial love, interracial porn, Interracial Relationships, interracial sex, love, Minecraft, mixed race relationships, race play, racial stereotypes, Server, sexual exploration, Social Issues, taboo sex, white women
Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where you can have wild parties and dance the night away with all your blocky friends. And don’t even get us started on the epic treasure hunts we have scattered throughout the world – rumor has it, there’s a diamond-encrusted llama waiting to be found!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Sex with niggers” event, where players can compete in a hilarious obstacle course that will have you laughing so hard, you might just pee your pixelated pants. And if that’s not enough, we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling ride through the clouds, giving you a bird’s eye view of our wacky world.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – including spontaneous dance parties with creepers and epic battles against zombie pigmen. See you there!

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New Server IP
FamilyInsultExitCraft
Boundaries, career choice, Communication, East Coast, equality, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Reunion, Family Values, FamilyInsultExitCraft, Grief, INSULTED, Led Zeppelin cover band, Loss, MARRIED, Misogyny, road life, sexism, Sympathy, west coast
Are you ready to escape the drama of your real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure? Then join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other!
Picture this: you’re a 24-year-old rocker in a Led Zeppelin cover band, traveling the world and living the dream. But wait, there’s more – your wife tragically passed away in a car accident just two weeks ago. Heartbroken and seeking solace, you decide to attend a family reunion on the east coast, despite your family’s disapproval of your rockstar lifestyle.
But oh no, the reunion turns into a nightmare when your family blames you for your wife’s death and insults her memory. They call you a failure and spew sexist and misogynistic remarks at you. Fed up with their toxic behavior, you storm out and cut off all contact with them.
Now, imagine escaping to our Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and make new friends without any family drama or judgment. Join us for a virtual getaway where you can be yourself and leave the haters behind. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret Led Zeppelin concert hidden somewhere in the game – can you find it?
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave your real-life troubles at the door. It’s time to game on and rock out like never before!

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New Server IP
Crafting Insomniacs
anxiety, bedtime, bedtime routine, can’t sleep, circadian rhythm, Crafting, exhausted, insomnia, insomniacs, late night, melatonin, night owl, overthinking, restless, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep patterns, sleep schedule, sleep troubles, sleepless nights, stress, tired
Hey there, fellow night owl! If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as your sleep schedule, then look no further! Our server is like a never-ending party where the creepers are the DJ’s and the zombies are the bartenders.
Join us for epic build battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds (just kidding, we can’t actually do that…or can we?). Our community is so awesome that even Herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun.
So why are you still awake at this hour? Because you’re about to embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Join us now and let’s create some chaos together!

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New Server IP
MatchmakingMasters
complaining, customer satisfaction, F2P gamers, free to play, game balance, game development, game improvement, game industry, game revenue, game updates, Gaming Community, in-game purchases, MATCHMAKING.., MatchmakingMasters, microtransactions, online gaming, player behavior, player experience, player feedback, player retention, player-engagement
yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got llamas dat can rap battle u in da village square. not only dat, but we also got a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons.
if u join now, u can become the mayor of the server and make all da rules. u can even make it mandatory for everyone to wear pink tutus on wednesdays.
plus, we have a special event every friday where we all team up to fight a giant zombie dragon that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. it’s lit, fam.
so stop complaining and join our server, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a little brain damage). let’s get crafty, yo!

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New Server IP
PixelPirate Minecraft Server
backups, books, booru, Booru Archive, Five Nights at Freddy’s, Five Nights at Freddy’s Help Wanted 2, fnaf, FNAF Books, FNAF Fan Art, FNAF Fan Community, FNAF Fan Fiction., FNAF Fan Group, FNAF: The Movie: The Game, Gamejolt, Gamejolt Games, Groupie Bait, help wanted, long tail tags: Five Nights at Freddy’s Security Breach, Minecraft, Official Scottgames Website, official site, PixelPirate, Scott Cawthon, Scott Cawthon’s Twitter, security breach, Server, Special Delivery, Steam, steam games, The Movie: The Game, twitter, Voice Archive, writing archive.
Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft server that will make you scream with joy like a Five Nights at Freddy’s jumpscare! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a FNAF lore timeline.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have exclusive Groupie Bait Edition skins that will make you the envy of all your friends. Show off your style and become the ultimate Minecraft fashionista.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret hidden Easter eggs that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and awe. Uncover the mysteries of our world and become a true Minecraft detective.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Scott Cawthon himself makes surprise appearances on our server disguised as a pixelated animatronic. Can you spot him and earn his legendary blessing?
So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer!

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New Server IP
LuckyCraft Minecraft Server
Anime, Anime girl, Character, comedy, convention, COSPLAY, fan favorite, japanese animation, Kagami Hiiragi, Lucky Star, luckycraft, Manga, merchandise, Minecraft, moe, Otaku, Popular, school life, Server, sister, slice of life, Tsundere, twin tails
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Because we have Kagami Hiiragi from Lucky Star as our official mascot! That’s right, she’s running around the server causing mischief and mayhem wherever she goes. Join us for a chance to catch a glimpse of this anime icon in action!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with this mysterious figure and his creepy friends, all while dodging creepers and skeletons on the dance floor.
And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to our haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. Will you be able to survive the night and claim the treasure hidden within its walls? Only the bravest players dare to find out!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just watch out for Kagami Hiiragi – she’s always up to something!

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