Sassy Comeback MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

SassyCraft

cutting comeback, caustic remark, sarcasm, witty comeback, smart aleck comment

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the sarcastic players out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with snarky comments, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who love to roast each other in the chat.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by rearranging their block placements and stealing their diamonds. Some say if you catch a glimpse of the ghost, it will give you a sarcastic thumbs up before disappearing into the shadows.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where the mobs are all dressed in clown costumes, the creepers explode confetti, and the only way to mine diamonds is by telling a really bad joke? Don’t miss out on the most hilariously chaotic Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

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CraftyComebackz

retort, comeback queen, comeback king, comeback lines, response

Are you tired of being roasted in the chat on other servers? Well, come join our Minecraft server where insults are not only allowed, they’re encouraged! We have a special feature where every time someone insults you, a diamond block magically appears in your inventory. It’s like turning hate into treasure! Plus, our community is full of witty banter and epic comebacks that will have you ROFLing for days. So why settle for boring servers when you can join ours and become the king or queen of clapbacks? Join now and start slaying both mobs and haters with style!

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SavageCraft: Insult Edition

witty insult, clever insult, sharp insult, original insult, biting insult

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old insults? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate insult battleground! Join us and witness the most savage and unique insults that will leave you crying with laughter.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly someone sneaks up behind you and roasts you so hard that your pickaxe starts crying. Or maybe you’re building a majestic castle and someone comes along and burns it down with their fiery insults.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so savage that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might get insulted too. So come join us for a wild ride of insults, laughter, and pure chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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IndieCraft Universe 1.21.4

koikatsu cards, VT, VOD archival, indie vtubers, Chuubas

Yo, bros and broettes, check out this lit Minecraft server that’s like the VIP lounge for all the indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more! Forget about those mainstream streamers, come hang with the cool kids in /lig/ land!

Join us if you wanna shill your 499view oshi and be part of the Twitch partner gang. We got numbers like twitch.tv/vedal987 with 9,530 viewers, twitch.tv/filian with 7,364 viewers, and more! Non-English streamers like twitch.tv/akamikarubi (Japanese) and twitch.tv/KSPKSP (Chinese) are also welcome here!

This server is all about chuubas who aren’t defined by big corporations, so come chill with the independent talents in /lig/ world. We got guides, VOD archives, Koikatsu cards, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar (WIP)!

So, if you’re tired of the mainstream Minecraft servers and wanna join a community of indie vtubers, come join us in /lig/ land! Let’s make some crazy memories together, bros! #MinecraftMadness #IndieVtuberVibes #JoinTheChuubaCraze

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CreeperCafe: Daughter’s Delight

teaching moments, home visit, VALUES, family, Breakfast

Looking for a Minecraft server that values manners and etiquette? Look no further than our server, where we believe in following strict rules of etiquette even in the virtual world!

Join us and experience the thrill of ordering virtual meals with your friends, but be warned – if you order something too expensive, you might just get a virtual scolding from our virtual dad NPC! Don’t worry, our virtual chicken fried steak is affordable for everyone, so you won’t have to worry about breaking any virtual etiquette rules.

And if you think our virtual dad is strict, just wait until you meet our virtual grandma NPC who will lecture you on the importance of saying thank you and helping out around the virtual house. But hey, at least you’ll learn some valuable virtual life lessons along the way!

So come join our server and learn the importance of manners, respect, and virtual chicken fried steak. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

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KidQsMinecraft SMP

imagination, knowledge, questions, inquiry, learning

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta hear this wild story. So like, one time, there was this player who found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of evil chickens. And like, to get to the diamonds, you had to defeat the chickens in a dance-off. It was lit, bro.

And like, if you join this server, you get to ride on giant flying pigs and battle against a horde of zombie villagers who are actually secretly plotting to take over the world. But don’t worry, we got a team of ninja llamas ready to protect us.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly creepers? Yeah, it’s totally rad. So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure and let’s have a blast together! #minecraftsmp #crazyadventures #ninjallamas

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CraftyCreeperCuisine

Whole Foods, Healthy Eating, metabolism-boosting foods, antioxidants, superfoods

Are you tired of munching on boring old salads in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server offers a buffet of healthy alternatives that will make your taste buds do the cha-cha slide! From enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed to diamond apple slices that grant you invincibility, our server is a foodie paradise like no other. Join now and feast like a Minecraft king!

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BrazilCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Censorship, local law, Hate Speech, free speech

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, you gotta join because, like, we have the craziest adventures ever. like, one time, we found a secret portal to a land where pigs fly and cows dance. it was wild, man.

also, like, our community is so rad. we have this one player who can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. it’s insane, bro.

and, like, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on all the fun events we have, like the annual llama race or the underwater pumpkin carving contest. it’s a blast, dude.

so, like, come join our server and let’s have a blast together. you won’t regret it, man.

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DefectCraft: No Desire to Seoul

Espionage, Asylum, Capture, Diplomacy, eastern europe

so, liek, u know that server where u can mine and build stuff and stuff? well, dis server is like, the bomb dot com, u gotta join cuz we got North Korean soldiers captured in Ukraine who are like, totally not wanting to defect, but they’re still here anyways, so like, u can hang out with them and stuff. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, it’s like, totally legit. so come join us and have a blast, yo!

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New Superconductive Materials (Just) Been Discovered

Materials, innovation, GROUNDBREAKING, PHYSICS., materials science

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz we just discovered some new superconductive materials that will blow ur mind!! like seriously, ur mind will be blown into tiny little pieces. and guess what? these materials can make ur minecraft experience like 1000 times better. u can build crazy cool stuff that will make all ur friends jealous. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest materials. u gotta join now before someone else snatches them all up. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s get crafting!

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