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SassMasterMC SMP

asserting yourself, authority figure, being right, believing in yourself, challenging authority, Confidence, questioning authority, SassMasterMC, Self Respect, self worth, self-assurance, self-belief, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-trust, self-validation, smp, speaking up, standing up for yourself, standing your ground, trust your instincts, trust yourself

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5620
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Potions Brewed:	148
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Chimeras Created:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! Like, one time I was building this epic castle and the admin was like “no, that’s too big” and I was like “um, excuse me, I’m the king of this server, I do what I want!” And then they were like “okay fine, but only if you add a secret underground lair for me to hang out in.” And I was like “deal, but only if you promise not to steal my diamonds again, Karen!” It was so crazy, you gotta come join us and have your own insane stories to tell!

SwarthyCraft Minecraft Server

Analysis, Ancient, Appearance, children, Cultural, fat, Fruitful, Hippocrates, historical, Interpretation, lean, Meaning, Minecraft, phlegmatic, Relaxed, Sarmatians, Server, short, slaves, swarthy, SwarthyCraft, Temperament, Women

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5849
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the Sarmatians themselves? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find a community of players who are just as swarthy, short, and fat as those ancient warriors! Our players may not be fruitful like the Sarmatian women, but our lean slaves give birth to so many virtual children that you’ll never run out of fellow players to team up with. Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you scratching your head and laughing out loud at the same time. Who knew ancient history could be so entertaining in block form?

CraftyAF Minecraft SMP

CraftyAF, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5202
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen while riding a pig with a saddle made of diamonds.

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We once had a player who built a house out of TNT and somehow managed to survive the explosion – now that’s dedication! And don’t even get me started on the time we all decided to have a massive chicken jousting tournament in the sky.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you in stitches from laughing so hard, then come join us! Just beware of the prankster who likes to replace all your diamond blocks with obsidian – trust us, it’s all in good fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin!

ToiletBlocker Minecraft Server

administrative corridor, bowel issues, Code, Colleague, data security, Gatekeeping, Hospital, hospital policy, key code, laxatives, Lock, medical secretary, Minecraft, Panic Button, privacy, Server, staff access, stink, TOILET, ToiletBlocker, Unpleasant, work environment

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7153
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exclusive as a hospital corridor with a secret toilet code? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of keeping unwanted players out with key code locks and bells.

Imagine the drama of denying access to a fellow player who desperately needs to use the toilet because of their explosive bowel issues. Will you be the hero who stands up for privacy and fresh air, or the villain who locks the bathroom door on a poor soul in need?

With data security policies stricter than a hospital’s, you’ll never have to worry about unauthorized players sneaking into your virtual space. Join now and experience the ultimate blend of exclusivity, drama, and bathroom-related shenanigans!

WingWaster2021

Assertiveness, chicken wings, child behavior, Communication, Conflict, dinner party, EMBARRASSMENT, Etiquette, family dinner, family dynamics, food etiquette, food waste, Manners, parenting, peer pressure, social expectations, social norms, table manners, wasteful behavior, WingWaster2021

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6146
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Magic Items Found:	5804	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Emeralds Found:	7480
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Love Letters Sent:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chicken wing warrior? Look no further than our server! We promise not to waste any chicken wings, unlike some people we know cough that 10-year-old girl cough. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and most importantly, a strict policy against wasting perfectly good chicken wings! Plus, we have a zero tolerance policy for parents who can’t grow a pair and stand up to their children. So come join us and let’s show those uneaten wings who’s boss!

BoomerCraft SMP

aging, BoomerCraft, career advancement, Chronic illness, emotional well being, family relationships, Financial Stability, future planning, health, life experience, Longevity, mental health, Physical fitness, resilience, retirement planning, self-care, smp, Social Connections, Stress Management, Time management, wisdom

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7034
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers filled with kids and teenagers? Join our exclusive SMP for people in their 40s and up!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – did you know that as you get older, your Minecraft building skills actually improve? It’s like a fine wine, getting better with age. Plus, we have a secret potion in our server that reverses aging effects in real life. So join us and stay forever young in both Minecraft and the real world!

But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of elderly ninja villagers. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where you can ride on flying pigs and battle zombie chickens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP for the ultimate Minecraft experience for seasoned players. Age is just a number, but in our server, it’s the key to unlocking epic adventures and endless fun!

BlockCrackAddict

addiction, BlockCrackAddict, compulsion, Compulsive, Consuming, craving, dependency, destructive, habits, insatiable, Irresistible, Need, never quit, Obsession, OVERWHELMING, PERSISTENT, RELENTLESS, Unbreakable, uncontrollable, urge

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7127
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Buildings Constructed:	31
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Are you addicted to building pixelated masterpieces in a virtual world? Do you find yourself dreaming in blocks and creepers? Then you need to join our Minecraft server, where the addiction never ends!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Our server is so addicting, even Herobrine can’t stay away!

But beware, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. Your real life may suffer as you spend hours perfecting your redstone contraptions and battling mobs with your trusty enchanted sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and feed your addiction for building, exploring, and surviving in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Just remember to take breaks to eat and sleep, or else you may turn into a blocky zombie yourself!

UkrainianDroneWars Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Defense, drone attack, eastern europe, energy infrastructure, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, political tension, power grid, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, UkrainianDroneWars, War

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	379
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Astral Projections Made:	3

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DRONES LIKE UKRAINE BUT WE USE EM TO PROTECT OUR ENERGY INFRASTRUCTURE FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. WE GOT A WHOLE TEAM OF DRONE PILOTS READY TO BATTLE IT OUT IN THE SKY. COME JOIN US AND FLY HIGH LIKE A UKRAINIAN DRONE PILOT, BUT WITHOUT THE POLITICAL TENSION. LET’S PROTECT OUR BLOCKY ENERGY SUPPLY TOGETHER, ONE EXPLOSION AT A TIME.

HostageHavocMC

activism, Community, death, demonstration, General strike, Grief, HostageHavocMC, hostages, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, labor rights, MONDAY, mourning, protest, social justice, solidarity, solidarity rally, Tragedy, violence, workers’ rights

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7812
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9752
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ores Mined:	8135	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

join dis epic minecraft server cuz it be so lit, it be like a party in a creeper’s den, but without da explosions (hopefully). we got pigs flyin’ around, chickens doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers sellin’ diamonds for dirt cheap.

one time, a player found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. another player built a roller coaster that goes through the nether and back, with a pit stop at a lava hot tub.

we also have epic pvp battles where players ride on llamas armed with diamond swords, and the winner gets a crown made of emeralds.

so come join us on dis server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky griefers, but we’ll ban ’em faster than you can say “creeper, aw man”). let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time.

What is the IP for Techy Plays Minecraft Server?

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8987
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Crops Grown:	6675	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Techy Plays is a popular content creator known for their gaming videos and tutorials on YouTube. With a focus on technology and gaming, Techy Plays has gained a loyal following for their in-depth reviews, gameplay commentary, and tech tips. With a passion for all things tech-related, Techy Plays continues to inspire and entertain viewers with their engaging content.

Bat out of Vanilla: Moonbat 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bat, Creative, DDNS, Griefing, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Max8abug, Moonbat, No Griefing, player events, progress, Reset, Rewards, Safe, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Trust, update, Vanilla, Version

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6570
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Ores Mined:	2054	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Moonbat Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Creative, No-griefing Survival SMP, Griefing allowed SMP
IP Address	moonbat.ddns.net
Version	1.21.1

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are the SMP maps reset?	No, both SMP maps won’t reset so your progress is safe.
Do you run player events?	Yes, we occasionally run player events with survival rewards.
How often do you update the server?	We actively update and maintain the server to ensure a smooth gaming experience.