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AnimalCrimeSMP

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9408
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	7794	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Buildings Constructed:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Runes Activated:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wild west but with blocks! We have a whole town run by llamas, yes LLAMAS! They wear tiny sheriff hats and arrest chickens for jaywalking, it’s hilarious. And don’t even get me started on the pig mafia, they control the black market for carrots and potatoes. It’s a total pig-eat-pig world out there, but it’s so much fun!

But seriously, if animals could commit crimes, I think the sheep would be arrested the most. They’re always causing trouble, like stealing wool from other sheep or breaking into the farmer’s house to eat all his wheat. Plus, have you ever seen a sheep try to drive a minecart? It’s a disaster waiting to happen. So come join our crazy SMP and see for yourself, it’s a total zoo in here!

HangryCraft: Where even Ballerinas need to eat!

Attention, Ballerina, Ballerinas, child abuse, child neglect, criminal charges, criminal neglect, DAUGHTER, Eat, Food, HangryCraft, jailed, legal consequences, neglect, neglect case, neglect consequences, neglectful behavior, neglectful parents, parental neglect, parents, starvation, Starved

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3281
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	4246	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Emeralds Found:	3746	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where the admins are like ballerinas but instead of dancing, they’re building epic structures and slaying dragons with their mad skills.

So get this, the server is so lit that even ballerinas’ parents are getting jailed for neglecting their daughter because she was too busy playing on the server and forgot to eat. Like, they were all like “Sorry officer, we were too busy watching our daughter become a Minecraft legend to remember to feed her.”

Join this server for the most epic builds, the craziest adventures, and the chance to become a Minecraft ballerina legend. Plus, who knows, maybe your parents will get jailed for neglecting you too because you’re too busy dominating the server. YOLO, amirite?

Anemonefish & Anemone Buddies

adaptation, Anemone, Anemonefish, Buddies, Coevolution, Evolution, Host-parasite interaction, Marine Biology, marine discovery, marine ecology, marine life, marine organisms, marine research, Marine symbiosis, Mutualism, Nematocysts, ocean life, research, Sea anemones, sea creatures, Sialic acid, Stinging cells

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8729
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magic Items Found:	6325
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story that will blow your mind!

So, one time, there was this anemonefish who was chilling with their sea anemone homies, right? But then, out of nowhere, the sea anemone started getting all stingy and trying to attack the poor fish! It was like a crazy underwater battle, bro!

But guess what? The sea anemone had evolved to have low levels of sialic acid in their skin mucus, so they couldn’t trigger their stinging cells on the anemonefish! It was like some next level evolution stuff happening right there!

And that’s just a taste of the insane adventures you can have on this Minecraft server! Join now and experience the wildest and wackiest gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it! Let’s get crafting, baby!

Jixing Vorld Server Minecraft

alt, Anarchy, banner, COMPLETE, Complete Anarchy, Demolish, description, GIF, Jixing Vorld, jokes, Lazy, Minecraft, minecraft server, Month, Server, server description, SPAVN, Title, wipe

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2865
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Buildings Constructed:	44
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Dzhiks Vorld – the server on which the complete anarchy is happening. There are no jokes here, you can demolish the SPAVN. Wipe every month

jiksiworld.aternos.me:30577

Altheria Worldbuilding

ago.., alliances, Altheria, bedrock, BUILD, Days, Discord, Economies, Fun, Geo-politics, Ip:, launched, Play, player, Roleplay, Running, Server, Support, Towns, Wars, world, Worldbuilding

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9159
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Geopolitics, worldbuilding, player-run economies and nations
Server Launch Date	Just launched a few days ago
IP Address	play.altheria.net
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there player-run economies and nations?	Yes, players can create their own towns, build economies, go into wars and alliances.
When was the server launched?	The server was launched a few days ago.
Is there bedrock support?	Yes, we have bedrock support on port 25565.

Doki Bird Haven 1.21

#youtube, bird, Blonde Thief, bounty hunter, Detective Pomu, Divegrass, Divegrass suggestions., Doki, Dokibird, DokiMint, Drift Away, Fanart Vault, Final Heist, Haven, Heart of Gold, joy, Laughter, no matter what, Selen Tatsuki, Shop, Smart Goon, twitch, twitter, VOD

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7767
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with the lovable Blonde Thief turned Bounty Hunter with a Laughter full of Joy and a Heart of Gold! Why join? Because on our server, Angry Naked Birds roam free and you can ride them into battle! Plus, we have exclusive Dokibird content like her cover songs and epic heist MVs. Want more reasons? How about playing Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery in Minecraft? Dive into our Divegrass team page and suggest ideas for the team! Don’t be a Dumb Goon, be a Smart Goon and join our server now for a chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience!

ShoeSnatchers Minecraft Server

advocacy, Advocate, Communication, compensation, Confrontation, customer service, disabled friend, Experience, Frustration, Hostage, loyalty, Minecraft, mistake, misunderstanding, payment, Repair, resolution, runners, satisfaction, Server, service, shoe repairman, ShoeSnatchers

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1829
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this shoe repairman saga!

Imagine dropping off your diamond boots for a repair and then having to go on a wild goose chase for them for 10 months! Our server is just as chaotic and unpredictable, you never know what crazy adventure awaits you next.

From lost items to outrageous demands, our server will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable customer service. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

CraftySisBILDrinksNoMore

alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, communication breakdown, confrontational situations, controlling behavior, CraftySisBILDrinksNoMore, destructive behavior, drinking problem, enabling behavior, family drama, family dynamics, guest etiquette, guest expectations, house rules, personal boundaries, property damage, relationship issues, Safety concerns, setting boundaries, sibling conflict, sibling dynamics

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2250
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Divine Spears Created:	23	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Void Armor Forged:	29
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than my brother-in-law’s pants on fire? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive fun and crazy adventures.

Our server is so lit, even your brother-in-law’s vape battery can’t handle it! Watch as he sets the world on fire (literally) with his drunken antics. But don’t worry, we’ve got fire extinguishers ready for any unexpected burns.

Join now and experience the thrill of trying to keep your virtual house intact while dodging drunk players and exploding batteries. Who needs reality TV when you can witness all the drama and chaos firsthand on our server?

So come on over and join the madness! Just make sure to keep the drinks away from the keyboard – we don’t need any more fiery incidents on our hands.

SexLifeUpgrade Minecraft SMP

Boundaries, Communication, consent, emotional intelligence, empowerment, Intimacy, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, Pleasure, relationships, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, self-confidence, sex education, SexLifeUpgrade, sexual exploration, sexual health, sexual satisfaction, smp

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2842
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Zombie Dances:	7	Dimension Hops:	15

Lol, bro, if I could go back in time and tell my younger self how to improve my sex life, I would be like “yo, join this epic Minecraft SMP server, bruh!” Like, seriously, this server is lit AF and full of hot players who are ready to mingle.

I joined this server and my sex life improved by like 1000%. I met this player who was like a Minecraft sex god and he taught me all these crazy moves that I never even knew existed. Now I’m like a pro at Minecraft sex, bro.

So yeah, if you want to level up your sex life, join this server and get ready for some wild adventures. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. #MinecraftSexGods #JoinTheSMPBro

CraftyTeen vs. CraftyAdult

18 year old self, aging, CHANGE, CraftyAdult, CraftyTeen, current self, Evolution, growth, hindsight, knowledge, learning, life experience, Maturity, past vs present, personal development, perspective, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, transformation, wisdom

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7128
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	9652	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Remember when you were 18 and thought you were the coolest kid on the block? Well, now imagine a Minecraft server that makes your 18 year old self look like a total noob.

Join our server and experience the ultimate glow-up of your Minecraft skills. We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, enchanted weapons that can slay dragons with one hit, and a pet unicorn that farts rainbows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays golden eggs and grants wishes to those brave enough to face it in battle.

So say goodbye to your 18 year old self and hello to the epicness that awaits you on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re still stuck in your emo phase, in which case, maybe go listen to some My Chemical Romance instead).