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  • GayCraft: Secrets & Sass

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    GayCraft: Secrets & Sass

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we accept players of all orientations, even if they’re as confused as a creeper in a maze! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and maybe even find love in unexpected places, just like our player who thought he was gay but ended up questioning everything after a girl asked him out.

    Explore our server and make friends who will support you through rejection, whether it’s from a dragon or a potential date. And if things get too crazy, just deactivate your social media like our player did to avoid any drama from spilling over into your pixelated paradise.

    So come on, join our server and let’s see what kind of wild and wacky situations you’ll find yourself in. Who knows, you might even discover a new side of yourself, just like our player did when he realized he might be more bi than he thought. Let the adventures begin!

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  • The Simply Vanilla SMP Server…but not too vanilla, more like French vanilla, with a hint of sass.

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    The Simply Vanilla SMP Server…but not too vanilla, more like French vanilla, with a hint of sass.

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server IP simplesmp.org
    Discord https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

    Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.

    Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.

    Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.

    Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

    Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.

    Powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance.

    No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world.

    No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking.

    No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

    Going on for over eight years, Simple SMP remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is there a world border on the server? No, there is no world border. Players are free to explore a vast and unexplored world.
    Are there any rules on the server? There are minimal rules on the server. As long as you’re respectful and follow basic etiquette, you’re good to go.
    Can I claim land or protect my builds? No, there is no land claiming or grief prevention. Players are responsible for protecting their own builds.
    Is the server pay-to-win? No, the server does not have any pay-to-win features. Everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive based on their skills and gameplay.

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  • RigoloSMP: Vanilla with a Sprinkle of Sass! 1.21, Fresh Server, Whitelisted, Super Nice Peeps!

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    RigoloSMP: Vanilla with a Sprinkle of Sass! 1.21, Fresh Server, Whitelisted, Super Nice Peeps!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Version 1.21
    Server Type Vanilla
    Community Chill
    Allowed Players Cracked and Bedrock

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Join the Discord server at https://dsc.gg/rigolosmp and request to be whitelisted.
    What version of Minecraft is the server running? The server is running version 1.21.
    Can cracked and Bedrock players join? Yes, both cracked and Bedrock players are allowed on the server.
    Is the server modded? No, the server is entirely vanilla.

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  • The Wild Realm: Where Even the Cows Have Attitude – No Vanilla, Only Sass!

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    The Wild Realm: Where Even the Cows Have Attitude – No Vanilla, Only Sass!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Wild Realm Minecraft Server

    Server Type Bedrock
    Server Features Mostly vanilla with one player sleep
    Community Relaxed, fun, tight knit
    Spawn Locations Four different options

    FAQ

    How do I join the Wild Realm server?

    To join, message the server owner with your Minecraft username.

    What are the server rules?

    The server rules can be found on the server’s Discord server. Make sure to familiarize yourself with them before joining.

    Can I invite friends to the server?

    Yes, you are welcome to invite friends to join the Wild Realm server. Just make sure they follow the server rules.

    Is griefing allowed on the server?

    No, griefing is not allowed on the server. Respect other players and their builds.

    Are there any specific building guidelines on the server?

    While the server is mostly vanilla, there may be some building guidelines in place to maintain the community atmosphere. Please check with the server owner for more information.

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  • Crossdressing DukeSMP: Vanilla With a Side of Sass! Join the Fun!

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    Crossdressing DukeSMP: Vanilla With a Side of Sass! Join the Fun!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Graves When you die, your items will be placed on the ground using your player head and the coordinates will be shown to prevent item loss.
    One player sleep Only one player is needed to change night to day.
    Offhand on Bedrock Ability to offhand on Bedrock edition by holding a block and clicking on any emote.

    FAQ

    Q: Can I join the server on both Java and Bedrock editions?

    A: Yes, this server supports cross play between Java and Bedrock editions.

    Q: How do Graves work on the server?

    A: When a player dies, their items are dropped with their player head as a grave marker and coordinates are shown to locate the items.

    Q: Can I use the Offhand feature on Bedrock edition to place blocks?

    A: No, the Offhand feature on Bedrock edition is limited to holding blocks and clicking on emotes. Some blocks may have buggy behavior.

    Q: When does the server start and how many players are needed?

    A: The server will start once a decent amount of players have joined. Join now to be a part of the starting group!

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  • GravitasCraft – No Mass, Just Sass!

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    GravitasCraft – No Mass, Just Sass!

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where gravity doesn’t need no stinkin’ mass to exist! we got rid of dark matter because who needs that when you can just float around like a majestic unicorn in our world. the uah researcher said so, it must be true! come defy physics with us and build the most mind-blowing creations you can imagine. who needs reality when you can have this kind of fun? join now and experience gravity like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Crafty Tranny Adventures: Where Even the Blocks Have Sass

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    Crafty Tranny Adventures: Where Even the Blocks Have Sass

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious antics.

    Our server is so crazy that even the NXTrannys are starting to feel bad for us! From riding pigs off cliffs to battling giant chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the pranks we pull on each other – let’s just say that TNT is involved more often than not.

    But it’s not all chaos and mayhem – we also have epic build competitions where players can show off their creativity and win fabulous prizes. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even take on the Ender Dragon in our custom boss battles.

    So why wait? Join our server today and see why everyone is talking about us. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PangaeaEarth: Where T-Rexes play Towny and PVP with semi-vanilla sass and SMP fun! Join us 1.20+

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    PangaeaEarth: Where T-Rexes play Towny and PVP with semi-vanilla sass and SMP fun! Join us 1.20+

    New Minecraft Servers

    PangaeaEarth Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name PangaeaEarth
    Description A work in progress geopolitical Minecraft server with a Pangaea map
    Map Size Approximately 4k by 4.5k
    Claiming System Towny
    Player Type Casual building with elements for PvP

    Discord Link: https://discord.gg/G2qezQpRZg

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How do I join the PangaeaEarth Minecraft server?

    You can join by entering the server address in your Minecraft client and connecting to the PangaeaEarth server. Make sure to also join our Discord community for updates and announcements.

    2. What is the map size of PangaeaEarth?

    The map is approximately 4k by 4.5k, providing plenty of space for players to explore and build their civilizations.

    3. What claiming system does PangaeaEarth use?

    PangaeaEarth uses the Towny claiming system, allowing players to protect their land and create thriving communities.

    4. What type of players is PangaeaEarth suited for?

    The server is targeted more towards casual players who enjoy building and creating, but there are also systems in place for those seeking PvP action.

    5. How can I stay updated on server events and news?

    Join our Discord community using the provided link for real-time updates, events, and discussions with other players.

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  • TomboyCraft: Where Shizuku Osaka rules the blocky world with sass and style!

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    TomboyCraft: Where Shizuku Osaka rules the blocky world with sass and style!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, look no further because Shizuku Osaka, the legendary tomboy, has created the most epic server you’ll ever play on!

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated madness as Shizuku herself leads you on quests to find the rarest treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that she once rode a diamond-encrusted pig into battle against a horde of creepers and emerged victorious with a chest full of enchanted golden apples.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen. From lava parkour to chicken jousting, there’s never a dull moment on Shizuku’s server. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of her legendary pet dragon, Fluffykins, soaring through the skies.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the insanity that is Shizuku Osaka’s Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just become a legend yourself!

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  • Ass Grass & WeedwackeRyS Minecraft Server

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    Ass Grass & WeedwackeRyS Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where your ass is grass, and I’m the weedwackeRyS! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the CHAMPION of building giant statues of CHICKENS. Yes, you heard that right, CHICKENS! But wait, there’s more. Another player discovered a secret underground tunnel that led to a hidden treasure room filled with DIAMONDS and CAKE. And guess what? That player became the richest and most popular player on the server!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most intense PVP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: two players facing off in a EPIC duel on a floating island surrounded by lava, while riding on PIGS armed with DIAMOND SWORDS. It’s like something out of a FANTASY movie!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft community out there. Your ass is grass, and I’m the weedwackeRyS, baby!

    New Minecraft Server
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