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Ms Casey’s Hug Minecraft SMP

Affection, Caring, Caseys, comfort, comforting hug, compassion, compassionate hug, consoling, Embrace, Emotional support, Friendly, Gesture, Hug, human touch, Kindness, loving hug, Minecraft, Ms Casey, physical contact, Request, smp, supportive, warm embrace

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7991
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

Join us for epic adventures like fighting off hordes of zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even taming a dragon to be your loyal pet. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where you can dance with skeletons and party with witches. And if you ever need a pick-me-up, just ask Ms. Casey for a hug and you’ll instantly feel better (virtual hugs, of course).

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of fun and madness!

RoomieRageCraft

apartment living, cleanliness, dog neglect, messy roommate, pet care, pet ownership, RoomieRageCraft, roommate boundaries, roommate cleanliness, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate confrontation, roommate disputes, roommate drama, roommate eviction, roommate issues, roommate living situations, roommate pet care, roommate pet issues, roommate problems, roommate responsibilities

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3608
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Mines Excavated:	3587	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1201	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of boring roommates who can’t even take care of their own dogs? Join our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to deal with messy roommates again! We promise that our players’ virtual pets won’t leave a stench in your virtual apartment or cause a fly infestation in your virtual room.

Our server is so awesome that even if your roommate neglects their virtual dog for days on end, you won’t have to clean up piles of virtual dog poop or deal with the smell of virtual dog pee. And if they try to feed their virtual dog Takis, we’ll make sure that virtual bag stays closed!

So come join us and say goodbye to real-life roommate drama. Our virtual world is a place where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring endless possibilities, without the hassle of irresponsible roommates. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty30 SMP: Bored at Home!

bored, Crafty30, home, smp

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3316
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Votes:	8367	Void Armor Forged:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Crops Grown:	4996	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61

Have you ever found yourself with 30 minutes to spare and absolutely nothing to do? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your boredom woes! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, wacky shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a massive chicken race. The winner gets a diamond block, but the loser has to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the day. Trust us, you do not want to be the loser in this scenario.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Rumor has it that there’s a dance-off every night and the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Who wouldn’t want that kind of bling?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just find yourself embroiled in a scandalous love triangle with two creepers. It’s all in a day’s work on our server.

HateCraft: Humanity’s Worst

Apathy, arrogance, Corruption, Cruelty, Destruction, discrimination, Exploitation, Greed, HateCraft, hatred, Humanitys, ignorance, indifference, INEQUALITY, Inhumanity, injustice, intolerance, lack of empathy, Pollution, Selfishness, violence, War, WORST

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	772
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Votes:	6262
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Tired of dealing with annoying humans who always steal your diamonds and burn down your builds? Say no more! Join our epic Minecraft server where the only humans you’ll encounter are super chill and won’t mess with your stuff. Plus, our virtual pet pandas are trained in martial arts and will protect your base from any griefers. So come join us and let’s build a world where creepers are the only thing you have to worry about!

Tiny Orbit Earth – Nearest Star

Alien, alpha centauri, Astronomy, Discovered, Earth, Earth-like, Exoplanet, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, Life, Nearest, Orbit, orbiting, planetary science, Proxima Centauri, scientific discovery, single star, solar system, Space, space exploration, star, Tiny, Tiny Earth, world

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3088
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

so, like, we found this tiny lil world that’s like earth but not earth, ya know? it’s orbiting the nearest star to us, like so close you can almost touch it. and guess what? we turned it into a minecraft server!

come join us on this wacky adventure where the trees are made of candy canes and the pigs wear top hats. you can build your own spaceship and explore the galaxy, fight off alien mobs, and maybe even discover a new species of block.

why join our server, you ask? well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery. plus, our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

so what are you waiting for? hop on your rocket ship and blast off to the craziest minecraft server in the universe!

Chud Connect Minecraft Server

Alteration, BeryL, CHANGE, Chud, Chud Connect, confusion, Connect, Development, disbelief, Evolution, Metamorphosis, Minecraft, Modification, phase connect, Questioning, revolution, Server, Shift, shock, Surprise, transformation, TRANSITION, turnaround, unexpected

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1976
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, come join our server where Phase Connect has been transformed into Chud Connect and Beryl is now a mystical land filled with unicorns and rainbows!

Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas and giant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, and build your own castle made entirely out of candy canes and marshmallows.

But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Cactus King who will challenge you to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft Champion. Will you accept the challenge and become the ultimate ruler of this wacky world? Join now and find out!

Rose Zen Maiden Minecraft SMP

20th anniversary, animated series, Anime, anniversary, celebration, COSPLAY, doll collection, dolls, FANTASY, Japanese culture, long tail tags, maiden, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Otaku, rose, Rozen Maiden, smp, tea ceremony, tea flavors, tea lovers, tea pairing, tea party, tea time, zen

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9575
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with anime-themed adventures and tea parties with your favorite dolls.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret dimension where all the anime characters come to life and battle it out in epic showdowns. Will you team up with Sailor Moon or go head-to-head with Goku? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special event planned for the 20th anniversary of the anime where all players will be transformed into their favorite anime characters. Imagine running around as Naruto or casting spells as Sailor Moon – the possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready for a tea party like no other!

CraftyOwnershipWar

aita, Boundaries, car finance, car loan, car ownership, Communication, CraftyOwnershipWar, family dynamics, finances, financial decisions, insurance, loans, maintenance, MONEY, partner, personal responsibility, petrol costs, relationships, separate finances, UK laws

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9026
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Magic Items Found:	2178
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in splitting everything 50/50, just like rent and bills in a relationship! But don’t worry, we won’t make you pay for a car you don’t even own – unless you want to drive it in the game, then maybe we can negotiate.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy adventures, just like trying to navigate through a conversation about finances with your partner’s parents. Will you stand your ground like a boss and refuse to pay for something you don’t own, or will you cave under pressure like a sandcastle in a tsunami?

But hey, at least you can contribute to petrol costs and maintenance in the game, because who doesn’t love a good virtual road trip with your virtual partner? So come on, join our server and let’s see if you can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility and relationship drama in the world of Minecraft!

AppAddict Minecraft SMP

app addiction, app convenience, app dependency, app essentials, app favorites, app functionality, app importance, app indispensability, app necessities, app preferences, app recommendations, app reliance, app usage, AppAddict, essential apps, Minecraft, mobile apps, must-have apps, phone apps, smartphone apps, smp

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3079
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	New Chunks Explored:	951315
Gods Slained:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building houses out of rainbow-colored blocks. Our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair where the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom is hidden. Will you be the brave soul to find it and wield its incredible powers?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockyBlaze: Age of Ignition

addiction, addiction prevention, age, BlockyBlaze, cigarettes, habits, health risks, IGNITION, long-term effects, lung cancer, nicotine, peer pressure, public health, Quitting, respiratory issues, smoking, smoking cessation, social influence, start age, stress relief, teenage smoking, tobacco, underage smoking

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6365
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Falling into the Void:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your sanity? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate trip down the rabbit hole!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie llamas riding on giant chickens, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Mountain”, where players must navigate through a maze of exploding sheep and lava pits to reach the treasure at the top.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered, join us on this wild ride. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because nothing is as it seems on our server.