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BlockyLoveGoneWrong

anger, awkward tap-dance, BlockyLoveGoneWrong, bodily function, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Catering, Communication, consent, EMBARRASSMENT, Food, freshen up, HOURS, LEAVING, Manipulation, MONEY, painful sex, personal pleasure, relationship, Rush, sexual slavery

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2322
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	86
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to stay.

Ever wanted to escape from a manipulative partner who treats you like a personal flesh-vessel of pleasure? Look no further, our server is the perfect place to break free and enjoy some much-needed relaxation. No more tap-dancing around awkward situations or being left behind without food or money – on our server, you’re free to be yourself and have fun without any strings attached.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind – who needs a manipulative partner when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Let’s build, explore, and laugh together on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a potato. See you there!

NoKidsNoCreeperZ

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9028
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have diamonds?” Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, kids are banned! That’s right, no annoying little ones asking for your hard-earned resources. Join us and build to your heart’s content without any tiny humans ruining your fun. Trust us, it’s a parent’s dream come true!

KimJongCraft: PutinPalsForever

Agreement, Alliance, Conflict, cooperation, Deal, Diplomacy, east asia, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, North Korea, putin, PutinPalsForever, russia, sanctions, solidarity, summit, Support, Ukraine

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7397
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have kim jong un as our honorary guest and he promises to give full support to russia in ukraine just like in the real world!!!!! we even have putin announcing a deal to boost ties with us, so you know it’s gonna be lit af!!! build your own communist paradise with us and rule with an iron fist just like kim and putin do!!! join now for a chance to nuke your enemies and conquer the world in the name of our glorious leaders!!!! #communism #nukes #worlddomination

BoomerCraft: Finish Before Death

aging gamers, BoomerCraft, death, digital hoarding, Finish, finishing games, future trend, game backlog, game completion, gamer lifestyle, gaming bucket list, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming goals, gaming habits, gaming legacy, gaming nostalgia, gaming priorities, gaming trend, life goals, old gamers, Steam library, video games

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4404
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

yOu know what’s better than finishing all dem games in your steam library? JOINING DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

We got a secret underground city where pigs ride on minecarts and chickens wear diamond armor.

Our admin once built a roller coaster that goes all the way to the moon, and rumor has it, there’s a secret treasure chest full of enchanted golden apples at the end.

Join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional lag spike.

AntidepressantCraft: Reimagined

AntidepressantCraft, brain chemistry, classic antidepressants, clinical conversation, Evidence, framework, IMPORTANCE, major depressive disorder, MDD, medication, mental health, mood disorders, neurotransmitters, Psychiatry, reframing, Reimagined, Role, scientists, serotonin deficit hypothesis, Therapy, Treatment, Understanding

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7508
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT WILL CURE UR SEROTONIN DEFICIT HYPOTHESIS FOR MAJOR DEPRESSIVE DISORDER! WE GOT ANTIDEPRESSANT BLOCKS DAT WILL MAKE U FEEL ALL HAPPY AND SHIZZ! SCIENTISTS SAY IT WORKS, SO IT MUST BE LEGIT, RIGHT?

ALSO, OUR SERVER GOT A SPECIAL FRAMEWORK FOR UNDERSTANDING HOW CLASSIC ANTIDEPRESSANTS WORK IN TREATING MDD. WE RE-EMPHASIZE THEIR IMPORTANCE BY BUILDING GIANT PILL STRUCTURES THAT WILL MAKE U FEEL LIKE U CAN TAKE ON THE WHOLE BLOCKY WORLD!

JOIN US AND LET’S REFRAME THE CLINICAL CONVERSATION AROUND ANTIDEPRESSANTS IN A MINECRAFTY WAY! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN JUST MINE AND CRAFT UR WAY TO HAPPINESS? LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME HAPPY BLOCKS TOGETHER! 🤪🎮🚀

PlotCraft Minecraft Server

confusion, Conspiracy, cover up, gameplay, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming experience, gaming knowledge, gaming revelations, Kojima, metal gear solid 2, MGS2, Minecraft, Plot analysis, plot twists, PlotCraft, raiden, Server, solid snake, Stealth Action, Story, video games, Wiki

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8626
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	1759
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mines Excavated:	1301	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22

Are you feeling lost in the world of Metal Gear Solid 2? Feeling like Raiden trying to figure out what the heck is going on? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the plot twists are crazier than a Metal Gear game. Build your own arsenal of blocks and take on enemies more mysterious than the Patriots. Trust us, you won’t need a Codec to communicate with other players on this server.

So why join? Well, because our server is like the VR training missions, except with creepers and zombies instead of virtual soldiers. Plus, rumor has it that Hideo Kojima himself is a secret player on our server, pulling strings behind the scenes like a true mastermind.

Don’t be like Raiden and miss out on the fun. Join our server today and experience a world more mind-bending than the S3 Plan. Just watch out for any cardboard boxes lying around – you never know what secrets they might hold!

RefundCraft Minecraft Server

consumer rights, customer service, digital distribution., digital purchases, game purchases, game refunds, Gaming Community, Gaming Platform, long tail tags, Minecraft, PC Gaming, refund, refund experience, refund policy, refund process, RefundCraft, refunding games, Server, Steam, steam games, Steam refunds, Steam support, video games

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1402
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Are you tired of getting burned by Steam when it comes to refunding games? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a 100% refund on all your virtual purchases! That’s right, even if you accidentally buy a diamond pickaxe instead of a diamond sword, we’ll give you your diamonds back no questions asked!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Refund Fairy, who will grant you three wishes for every refund you make. Need a castle built in the sky? Done. Want a pet dragon to ride into battle? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless!

So why waste your time dealing with the hassle of Steam refunds when you can join our server and experience the magical world of infinite refunds and wish-granting fairies? Join us now and let the refund madness begin!

ParentalRageCraft

Abuse, Arguing, Boundaries, confronting abuse, confronting parents, confronting past, confronting trauma, coping with abuse, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, Family issues, mental health, neglect, parental neglect, ParentalRageCraft, parenting, psychological abuse, toxic relationships, Trauma, Yelling

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8117
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Potions Brewed:	58	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and chaos of real life! Need a break from crazy step parents? Look no further, we’ve got you covered.

Join our server for a chance to build your dream world without any abusive parents trying to ruin your fun. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can let your creativity run wild without any handcuffs or push-up punishments.

Don’t worry about being called crazy or being compared to anyone else – on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. So come on in and leave all the real-life drama behind, because here, the only thing you’ll be yelling at is creepers and zombies!

MineCraftMadness

break the mold, challenge norms, common advice, critical thinking, different perspective, disagree, independent thinking, Individuality, life advice, MinecraftMadness, nonconformity, outside-the-box, personal beliefs, personal growth, question authority, rebel mindset, Self Discovery, Self-expression, think for yourself, unconventional wisdom, unique path

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8856
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old advice like “don’t dig straight down” or “always carry a bucket of water”? Well, our server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride where we encourage you to dig straight down and never carry a bucket of water because who needs safety precautions anyway? Our server is like the wild west of Minecraft, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for the occasional creeper explosion).

Forget everything you thought you knew about playing Minecraft, because on our server, the crazier the idea, the better! Want to build a house out of nothing but TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? We support that kind of reckless behavior here.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and insane as you are, come join us for the ride of a lifetime. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you!

BlockyLifeNPCs

ANCESTORS, Big Bang, BlockyLifeNPCs, Classes, Consciousness, Existence, Exploration, Humanity, intelligence, Life, MONEY, Npcs, politicians, Priorities, Promotion, purpose, random bodies, sports, stress, unfathomable, Universe

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5824
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Ores Mined:	800	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us and escape the mundane NPC life you’re living in the real world.

On this server, you’ll be thrown into a random world with random bodies at random times, just like in real life! But here’s the twist – you get to choose your own adventure and create your own crazy story.

Forget about passing classes or getting promotions, on this server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving and exploring the universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret portal that leads you to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs!

Join us now and be a part of the most unfathomable Minecraft server ever created. Don’t be an NPC in real life, be a hero in our virtual world!