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Deserved Ballon D’or Minecraft SMP

achievement, Analysis, athlete, award, ballon, Ballon D’or, Competition, controversy, d’or, debate, DESERVED, discussion, football, History, Impact, injured, Minecraft, opinion, Performance, smp, Soccer, sports, TEAM, winner

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1451
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and witness epic battles between players, insane pranks that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing, and even a secret underground society of villagers plotting to take over the server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Legend has it that the winner of our annual Ballon D’or competition will receive unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly in-game!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the most chaotic and hilarious server out there!

AwkwardBonersMC

awkward arousal, awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardBonersMC, embarrassing experiences, embarrassing moments, embarrassing situations., funny anecdotes, funny stories, inappropriate arousal, public arousal, public embarrassment, strange experiences, strange places, uncomfortable arousal, uncomfortable situations, unexpected arousal, weird places, weird situations

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7841
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building giant phallic structures with your friends, only to have them mysteriously disappear overnight. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky tower the same way again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Awkward Arousal Challenge,” where players must navigate a maze filled with sexy villagers and avoid getting a little too excited. It’s a test of skill, endurance, and sheer willpower (not to mention a great way to embarrass yourself in front of your friends).

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience Minecraft like never before, join our server today! Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

UkrainianCraft: Legions Unleashed

Ambassador, Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, cross-border, Defense, deployment, diplomatic mission, eastern europe, foreign affairs, international relations, legions, military training, military unit, Peacekeeping, Poland, SECURITY, solidarity, training program, Ukraine, Ukrainian Legion, UkrainianCraft, Unleashed

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1603
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Void Gems Collected:	33
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Alien Abductions:	3

LOL this server is like a wild ride through a Ukrainian Legion training camp in Poland, but in Minecraft form! Join us for the ultimate battle against creepers and zombies, just like the brave soldiers of the First Ukrainian Legion! Ambassador says it’s the most epic server ever, so you gotta join now before the enemy mobs take over and we all get sent to the End dimension! Let’s show those pixelated baddies who’s boss, comrade!

AscalonCraft

bedrock, Creative, Custom Plugins, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, java edition, Minigames, Modded, PvP, Quests, Redstone, resource pack, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4739
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5402
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

AscalonCraft is a Minecraft server with a variety of fun features to enhance your gameplay.

Key highlights include: Jobs: Choose from professions like Miner, Builder, Fisherman, and more, each with unique tasks and rewards. Shops: Trade with other players through player-owned shops, buying and selling resources and items. Active Community: Join a friendly, welcoming community of players. Custom Features: Enjoy unique challenges, events, and mini-games Friendly Staff: A dedicated team ensures a smooth and enjoyable experience for everyone.

AscalonCraft combines adventure, economy, and community in one exciting Minecraft world!

ascaloncraft.mclogin.nl

Racoon Hideout

#exciting, Accepted, Active, BUILD, Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Featured, Friendly, Fun, Hosting, Join, Minecraft, new, non toxic, Server, Suggestions, Survival, Tight nit, Tournaments

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9322
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Welcome to our new Minecraft server! We’re building a fun, friendly, and active community. Join us and be part of something exciting! We want to make a non toxic, tight nit community where everyone is accepted. Builds will be featured and we will be hosting tournaments too. Suggestions are always open for anything about us or the server. Remember we are new so there will still be some things to work out, but we hope you can join and make something great.

play.racoonhideout.co.uk

Cactus Oasis 1.21.3

1.21.3, Cactus, gets cactus’d cactus meme funny prank humor internet culture viral social media trending comedy joke plant spiky succulent thorns prickly unexpected surprise internet humor, Oasis

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2797
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Crops Grown:	6677	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they have the sickest cactus traps that will have you screaming “ouch” in real life!

And get this, they have a whole underground world filled with lava and diamonds just waiting for you to explore. It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones adventure, but with creepers instead of Nazis.

Oh, and did I mention the secret roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether? Yeah, it’s like Space Mountain, but with more fire and brimstone.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those TNT traps).

Don’t call them Boomers! Call them “people in their Minecraft SMP prime”

Arrogant, Boomers, Call, DISRESPECTFUL, dont, ENEMY, entitled, intolerant, Minecraft, Narcissistic, older generation, out of touch, people, people in their 70s, Prime, self-absorbed, self-centered, selfish, smp, unforgivable, ungrateful, unkind, zero respect

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5010
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6071
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Emeralds Found:	1257	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t call them Boomers, we call them “people in their 70s” because let’s be real, they’re ancient! These wrinkly old players think they rule the server, but we’re here to show them who’s boss.

Join us if you’re ready to take down these geriatric gamers and show them that their time is up. They wanted the world to revolve around them, but we’re here to shake things up and give them a taste of their own medicine.

Don’t show them a moment of kindness, they are the true enemies of all nations in our Minecraft world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to join the fight against the ultimate bosses of the server – the “people in their 70s”. Let’s show them that age is just a number, but in this case, it’s a number that’s about to get wrecked.

ZapCraft Minecraft Server

armed conflict, Eastern Europe conflict, geopolitical tensions, international relations, International tensions, military attack, military casualties, military confrontation, military operation, Minecraft, missile strike, russian military, Russian officers killed, security threats, Senior Russian officers, Server, ukraine conflict, Ukraine crisis, Ukrainian forces, Ukrainian HIMARS strike, war casualties, ZapCraft, Zaporizhzhia Region

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1714
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Love Letters Sent:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE EXPLOSIONS DEN A UKRAINIAN HIMARS STRIKE, THREE SENIOR RUSSIAN OFFICERS GOT REKT IN OUR ZAPORIZHZHIA REGION! COME JOIN DA CHAOS AND SEE IF U CAN SURVIVE DA MADNESS! BUILD UR BASE, RAID UR ENEMIES, AND WATCH OUT FOR FLYING CREEPERS! JOIN NOW IF U DARE, BUT BE WARNED, U MIGHT LOSE UR MIND IN DA PROCESS! #BOOM #MINECRAFTMADNESS #CREEPERSCANTFLY #LOLZ

NukeCraftUSA

arms race, cold war, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Military, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear disarmament, nuclear proliferation, nuclear testing, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftUSA, russia, SECURITY, Tensions, trump, united states, Warning, world leaders

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4988
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Buildings Constructed:	22	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Crops Grown:	7519	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

OMG u guyz gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, Russia is warning the US about nuclear stuff and Trump is like “no way bro” and then they start a war but then they’re like “wait let’s settle this on this epic minecraft server instead” and now we gotta build nukes and stuff to see who wins! Join now for the ultimate showdown and maybe even start World War 3 in minecraft lolz!

EmotionCraft – Emoji Masters

Behavior, Communication, digital communication, emoji, EMOJIS, emotional intelligence, emotionally intelligent, EmotionCraft, Expression, Friends, gender differences, Language, Masters, Men, nonverbal cues, Psychology, relationships, romantic partners, Social Interaction, social media, Technology, Texting, Women

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1226
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49

come join our epic minecraft server where the emojis flow like a river of tears from emotionally intelligent women and men with high emotional intelligence! 🌈💖🤣

imagine a world where every block is made of emojis and every mob speaks in emoticons! 🤯🤪

our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping heart emojis instead of exploding! 💣❤️

join us now and experience the most emotionally intelligent minecraft server in the universe! 🚀🌌

who needs diamonds when you can mine for emojis and build a castle out of heart emojis? 💎❤️🏰

don’t be a square, join our server and let your emotions run wild in the world of minecraft! 😜🎮💥