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SardineTunaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4352
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the wild and wacky world of underwater adventures! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you just ate three cans of sardines and four cans of tuna – that’s how deep you’ll dive into the fun! Explore sunken ships, battle sea monsters, and maybe even find a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds (or more sardines, who knows?). So come on, dive in and join us for a swimmingly good time!

ExtraCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	498
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Buildings Constructed:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49

Are you tired of procrastinating and letting time slip away like sand through your fingers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, time is just a concept! Join us and procrastinate to your heart’s content without any consequences.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with magical shekels that you can earn by stackingmaxxing like a pro. Use these shekels to buy all the virtual goodies your heart desires and become the wealthiest player in the land.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the limits of procrastination. Will you be the one to unlock the mysteries of time and space while earning those sweet, sweet shekels?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and procrastinate your way to riches and glory!

Good Morning Saars Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2070
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Animals Bred:	159	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can trade diamonds for sexy Russian wife bob and vagene! Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a base with your new Russian spouse while fending off creepers and zombies. Who needs diamonds when you can have a sexy Russian wife by your side? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and start your wacky journey on our server!

VANILLA SURVIVAL 20+ Minecraft server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1938
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Runes Activated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

The owner of the VANILLA SURVIVAL 20 server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

5r.vanilla-box.ru

Isekai Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, Alternate Reality, Anime, Character development, Cultural differences, escapism, Exploration, fantasy world, future of isekai, isekai, Isekai genre, light novels, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, native isekai, parallel universe, plot twists, Protagonist, Reincarnation, Server, storytelling, virtual reality, world-building

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4457
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magic Items Found:	7285

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into a whole new world – literally! Our server is the ultimate native isekai experience, where you’ll find yourself transported to a land filled with magical creatures, epic quests, and even a talking llama named Larry.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and even have a dance-off with a group of friendly Endermen. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows where native isekai will take you next!

The Lost Miner – Minecraft SMP /tlm/ #158

2NDANNIVERSARYGIFT, Base incidents, Broken Frontline, CN Banner History, CN Levelling Calculator, CN Schedule, CN Tier List, CN Wiki, codes, Crimebrand priority, Dark Area, Detailed Tier list, Directional Arrest, Eugenics, Event Arrest, Fated Pursuit, Guide Compilation, Hypercube income, Lost, Minecraft, miner, Nasty, New Event, No Gangs Land, Path to Nowhere General, ptng, Roaring Wasteland, Routine Arrest, secret societies, Shop efficiency, Sinner Build Guides, smp, Timeless Solitude, tlm, ZONE-04

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2410
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for insane events like [No Gangs Land], where you’ll have to survive without any gangs to back you up. Or how about [Roaring Wasteland], where you’ll be arrested for crimes you didn’t even know you committed!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for [Fated Pursuit], where you’ll be chased down by mysterious figures for reasons unknown. And don’t forget about [Timeless Solitude], where you’ll be stuck in a never-ending cycle of loneliness. And if you’re feeling really brave, tackle the [ZONE-04] Dark Area Stage 16, where things get really crazy.

But that’s not all! We have detailed tier lists, crimebrand priorities, and even Sinner Build Guides to help you navigate this wild world. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to include /ptng/ in your sig when applying to our exclusive Secret Societies like NAsty and EUgenics. And don’t forget to redeem the code 2NDANNIVERSARYGIFT before it expires on Nov 27th! See you on the server, adventurer! 🌟🔥🤪 #MinecraftMadness

Plato vs. Aristotle Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4016
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Villages Defended:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Void Gems Collected:	34	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t challenge your philosophical beliefs? Well, look no further! Our server is a battleground for Platonians and Aristotelians to duke it out in epic debates while building epic structures in the virtual world. Join us and let’s see if you can build a Minecraft Parthenon that would make Plato himself proud! Who needs diamonds when you have the power of philosophy on your side? Join now and let’s settle the age-old debate once and for all!

The Laughing Creeper Minecraft SMP

amusement, banter, chuckles, comedy, Comical, creeper, Entertainment, Fun, funny, giggles, humor, Humorous, jest, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, light-hearted humor, lighthearted, Minecraft, sarcasm, satire, smp, Thread, WIT, witticism

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7097
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, who once tamed a herd of wild llamas and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. Legend has it that he defeated them all with nothing but a carrot on a stick and a diamond sword.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington, who once laid siege to a rival faction’s base using nothing but their sharp beaks and cunning tactics. And let’s not forget about the Great Sheep Rebellion of ’69, where the woolly rebels demanded better grazing land and shorter shearing sessions.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughter, chaos, and ridiculousness, look no further! Join us today and become part of our wacky world where anything is possible. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky pigs plotting world domination…

Endless Ouro Kronii Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9927
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Animals Bred:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as it gets! Join now for a chance to play with Ouro Kronii herself – yes, the one and only! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal in the server, you’ll be transported to a world where Kronii’s original songs play on repeat and the sky is literally on fire. Don’t believe us? Just ask the schizos and Londoners who tried to defame Kronii – they were swiftly dealt with by the Cover team. Plus, our server has its own fanfic listing and a schedule that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness firsthand! Remember, Kronii love is the only love worth having in this crazy Minecraft world!

Why Not Date An Onlyfans Girl? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4695
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Potions Brewed:	128	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Endless Night Skies:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Alien Abductions:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only downside is having 1000s of creepers trying to blow up your girlfriend because they’re jealous she’s all yours! But don’t worry, you can protect her with your diamond sword and shield.

Join our server and build the most epic base to show off to all the other players. Who needs real work when you can mine for diamonds and create your own empire in the virtual world? Plus, with your girlfriend making 100k/year, you can live a life of luxury without a care in the world.

So come on, join us and embark on crazy adventures, battle mobs, and maybe even find some hidden treasure. Just watch out for those pesky players trying to steal your loot – they’ll never get past your epic defenses!

Web Fishing Atlyss Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6874
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the furries have taken over and it’s an absolute party! Forget about fishing in the first web or exploring Atlyss, because here you can dress up as your favorite furry character and dominate the virtual world.

Join us for epic battles where unicorns ride into battle on rainbow-colored llamas, and where the creepers have been replaced by adorable fluffy kittens. Build your dream furry castle complete with a pet dragon and a moat filled with hot cocoa.

But beware, the evil anti-furries are lurking in the shadows, trying to ruin our fun. Will you join us in the fight to protect our furry paradise? Or will you be left out in the cold, wishing you had embraced your inner furry sooner?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the furries reign supreme!