But wait, there’s more! Zelensky, the president dude, he’s all like, “Oh no, my precious sarcophagus!” And we’re just here like, “Join our server and you can witness all the craziness firsthand!”
So, if you wanna be part of the action, come join our server. Who knows what other wacky shenanigans will happen next? It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun, all in one Minecraft server. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing pandas who will guide you through the magical world of blocky goodness. we have so many insane stories to tell, like the time a player rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava but somehow survived with only a singed butt!
if you’re looking for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of slime blocks, then look no further! come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs boring old correlation when you can have anti-correlation of KLRG1 and PD-1 expression in human tumor CD8 T cells? it’s a mouthful to say, but trust us, it’s a blast to experience in minecraft form!
| Server IP | play.straightupminecraft.com |
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| Join us on Discord | https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe |
Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.
Straight Up Minecraft is a vanilla Minecraft server offering a laid back survival experience without land claims, currency or economy plugins.
Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
No, there are no land claims or land protection on the server.
No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.
No, there are no currency, factions, or economy plugins on the server to maintain the vanilla experience.
And get this, the mobs on this server are all tsundere too. Like, you’ll be fighting a zombie and it’ll be all like “I-I only wanted a hug, not to eat your brains!” It’s so random and crazy, you’ll be questioning reality, bro.
Plus, the buildings on this server are all designed to look tsundere. Like, you’ll see a castle and it’ll be all like “I-It’s not like I want you to come inside or anything, b-baka!” It’s so ridiculous, you’ll be laughing your butt off.
So, yeah, join this Minecraft server for the ultimate tsundere experience. It’s like a fever dream, but in a good way. Trust me, bro, you won’t regret it.
We have free tickets to all the shows in town, so you never know what kind of surprises you might find. Plus, if you ever need to make a quick escape like I did, our server will have you covered with all the excitement and drama you could ever want.
So come join us and experience the thrill of the unknown, just like my partner who is still missing (but don’t worry, he’s alive)! Who needs a partner when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore? See you there!
And the best part is, we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Like, last week, I took on a whole army of creepers with nothing but a carrot. And you know what? I won. It was insane, bro.
So, if you wanna join a server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. What more could you ask for, bro?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Elon Musk himself frequents our server, using his redstone skills to create epic roller coasters and launching fireworks displays that can be seen from space. And don’t even get us started on the llama army he’s been training for the ultimate showdown against the evil zombie horde.
So why settle for a boring Minecraft server when you can join us for a wacky adventure that even Elon Musk would approve of? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!
Join us as we embark on a wild adventure through time and space, battling mutated creatures and unlocking mind-bending secrets. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans we’ll get into next? Maybe we’ll stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane journey and experience the ultimate thrill of exploring a Minecraft server like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!
| IP | Chainsaw.games |
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| Discord | https://discord.gg/PKDEJkjPhm |
This is a Small Minigame server with a active community with 3 unique minigames with mechanics to learn and master: as well as, tournaments to win.
Bleps is a simple to learn team based Capture the Flag minigame with 19 items to master over +3 extra gamemodes! Unlockable bows though the achievement system, and even a Elo system to show off your skill to your friends and balance teams accordingly.
Duel tnt is a complex bow spleef Pvp game where the objective is to blast your opponent off the map into the void. With 11 unlockable classes to do said blasting. Show off your Easter egg hunting ability with 20+ cosmetic particles hidden around the lobby and possibly hone your abilities to one day win a tournament.
Rouges II is a complex PVP game with custom abilities and 6 custom classes! The objective is to rescue souls and return them to the spirit realm while combating others trying to accomplish the same task. While slow you are invisible, while fast you are seen. Can you return all 12 souls before your opponent?
| Question | Answer |
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| How can I join the server? | You can join the server by entering the IP Chainsaw.games in your Minecraft client. |
| Is there a Discord server for this Minecraft server? | Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/PKDEJkjPhm to interact with the community and get updates. |
| Are there tournaments on this server? | Yes, there are tournaments where players can compete and win prizes. Keep an eye on announcements for upcoming tournaments. |
