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Creeper’s Choice: Shot or Stabbed Minecraft Server

assault, brutality, Choice, controversial, CREEPERS, explicit, feminism, gender violence, graphic, hypothetical, Minecraft, Misogyny, Pain, self defense, Server, sexual violence, shock value, Shot, stabbed, Survival, taboo, Trauma, trigger warning, violence, Women’s Health

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	720
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Emeralds Found:	9301
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	218732	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose between being shot or stabbed in your…uh, sensitive area! That’s right, we offer a unique PvP experience that will have you on the edge of your seat (or on the floor in pain, depending on your choice). Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…we think.

Minecraft Madness: ‘FALLOUT’ Fun Zone

action, Adventure, alternate history, bethesda, Choices, Conflict, Decision making, dystopian, Factions, Fallout, Fun, Gaming, madness, Minecraft, morality, nuclear war, open world, player choice, post-apocalyptic, role playing, RPG, Survival, video games, Wasteland, Zone

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3879
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old factions and quests? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before! Join us and choose your side – will you be a part of the mighty Villagers or the mischievous Creepers?

Join the Villagers and experience a life of luxury and opulence in our pixelated paradise. Build your own mansion, ride around in diamond-studded minecarts, and feast on virtual steak every night. But beware, the Creepers are always lurking in the shadows, ready to blow up your hard work!

Or join the Creepers and wreak havoc on the unsuspecting Villagers. Plant TNT traps, set fire to their crops, and watch the chaos unfold. You’ll be the ultimate prankster in this wild world of Minecraft madness.

So why wait? Join our server now and choose your side – will you be a hero or a villain? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft server!

Pixelated TNT Embassy Destruction – Minecraft Server

abortion, act of war, consequences, Destruction, Disappointment, Embassy, embassy attack, Europe, government dependence, Indian ship, international law, isreal, macbook air, military response, Minecraft, Muslim, North America, pixelated, prediction, R*ddit, Server, Surveillance, Tnt, trump, twitter, WWIII

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7730
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Meteorites Collected:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging exploding embassies, declaring war on countries, and redeeming ships like a true badass!

Forget about building houses and farming, on our server, you’ll be too busy planning your next epic response to international incidents. Who needs WWIII when you can have a virtual war right in Minecraft?

And don’t worry about Trump losing or the world turning upside down, because on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let’s see if our outrageous predictions come true or if we all just end up having a good laugh at the end. See you there!

Minecrafter’s Endwalker Adventure – Join the ‘/xivg/’ Server for LOLs and Mining Madness!

Adventure, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail Info, early access, Edition, endwalker, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, General news, hype, In-game Events, Join, Labyrinth of the Ancients, Linkshells, lols, madness, MEETUPS, Minecrafters, Mining, movies, Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, RUN, Server, xivg

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2074
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7848	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Buildings Constructed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, get ready for an adventure like no other on the dawntrail hype edition server! Join us for early access on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT and experience a release date like never before on Tuesday, July 2, 2024.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive in-game events like the Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. And don’t miss out on our Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test and PvP Series 5 – it’s wilder than a creeper explosion!

Looking for resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells? Look no further, we’ve got it all on our server. And if you’re feeling social, join us for meetups like movie nights and Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE runs. Trust us, you’ll be laughing harder than a villager trying to navigate a maze.

So what are you waiting for? Join the dawntrail hype edition server and get ready for a Minecraft experience that will leave you saying, “I can’t believe I survived that!”

NeetCrafter: Where we mine diamonds and cut our own hair for fun!

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1022
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Votes:	4188	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	498
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further, because on our server, we have a barber shop where you can get your virtual hair cut by a professional Minecraft stylist! No need to worry about being too paranoid to go to the barber in real life, because on our server, you can cut your own hair and still look fabulous! Join now for the most unique and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafty Ninjas: ‘>Bukujutsu’ Server – Where Pixels and Ninjas Collide!

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7048
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and learn the ancient art of Bukujutsu, where you can fly like a majestic bird through the Minecraft skies. Need to blind your enemies? No problem! Master the Taiyoken technique and leave them stumbling around like blind bats. And if that’s not enough, how about launching a Dodonpa energy blast at your foes or unleashing the devastating Kikoho attack?

But wait, there’s more! Join the prestigious Crane School and learn the graceful ways of combat, or enroll in the legendary Turtle School and become a master of defense. With so many crazy abilities and techniques to learn, this server will have you laughing and screaming in excitement as you battle your way to the top. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

Crafty Dems Server – Where elections are fair and creepers are the real threat!

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3556
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Ores Mined:	4309	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Zombie Dances:	5

Are you tired of worrying about political shenanigans and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server! We promise there will be no election fraud here, just endless fun and adventure. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world… one block at a time. So join us and help us defeat the llama overlords before it’s too late!

LOLcraft: Israeli Edition – Join /ישר/ – /ISR/ – /اسر/ – /ИЗP/ – /እስራ/ – /イスラ/ & חברים

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6532
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Star Shards Collected:	80
Holy Grails Found:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Villages Defended:	20
Chimeras Created:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server, מהדורת דאוס אקס, is not for the faint of heart. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance your way to victory while dodging creepers and skeletons on the dance floor!

2. We have a petting zoo filled with mutant animals that will either cuddle you or try to eat your face off. It’s a real adrenaline rush!

3. The server owner once rode a dragon into battle against an army of zombie pigmen. True story. Join us and maybe you’ll get to ride a dragon too!

4. Our server’s currency is not diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s actually…potatoes. That’s right, you can buy and sell goods with potatoes. It’s a spud-tacular economy!

So what are you waiting for? Join מהדורת דאוס אקס today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some extra potatoes.

CraftyPajeet’s LOL Mine

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5541
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further than PajeetRyS!

Join us for a wild ride through the wackiest world of blocky adventures you’ve ever seen. Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of building pixelated palaces and crafting crazy contraptions.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and mysterious creatures. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself hangs out there, sipping on a cold brew and challenging players to epic battles.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the Land of Llamas, where fluffy friends roam free and rainbows shoot out of their butts. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So what are you waiting for? Join PajeetRyS today and experience the most absurdly awesome Minecraft server in the universe. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

QueerCraft: Where Creepers are the only ones in the closet

CLOSET, CREEPERS, LGBT representation, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ media, LGBTQ Representation, LGBTQ visibility., LGBTQ+ films, LGBTQ+ tropes, queer analysis, queer characters, queer cinema, Queer coded, queer culture, queer identity, queer inclusivity, queer stereotypes, queer storytelling, queer subtext, queer themes, queer theory, QueerCraft

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4523
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ores Mined:	4410	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Animals Bred:	130
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Welcome to our fabulous Minecraft server, where everything is as queer as a rainbow unicorn on roller skates! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with glittery blocks, sassy villagers, and fabulous fashion options for your character.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden disco party deep in the mines. The skeletons were breakdancing, the creepers were voguing, and even the Ender Dragon was serving looks. It was a night to remember, and you can be a part of the next epic dance-off!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pride Parade, where players ride on rainbow-colored llamas and throw confetti made of diamonds. The winner of the parade gets a crown made of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.

So come on over and join us on our queer coded Minecraft server, where the only rule is to be your fabulous self and have a blast!