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  • Crafted Chaos: Shade Wars

    Crafted Chaos: Shade Wars

    New Minecraft Servers

    JOIN NOW: Discover the Server Where Reality Takes a Holiday!

    Are you tired of logic? Wanna twist your brain into a pretzel of confusion? Then plunge into our chaotic Minecraft server, the best at being the worst! Forget the laws of physics and embrace a realm where every block is a lie and every creeper is your worst enemy—and your best friend.

    Feature Description
    Endless Enderman Dance Parties All the Endermen are wearing party hats and will only dance to elevator music. Join in or be deleted!
    Gravity-Defying Blocks Why build on the ground when you can float?! But don’t look down, or you might fall up!
    Philosophical Creepers They self-destruct while pondering the meaning of existence. Fun for the whole dark abyss!
    Secret Illuminati Lairs Rumor has it they’re hidden in the Nether, but upon finding it, you may forget your own name.
    Bizarre Biomes of Confusion Ever seen a desert full of water? Welcome to the mirage biome. Just don’t drink the sand.
    Deprecated Commands Type in commands that don’t exist! Your computer will love the existential crisis.

    FAQ Section: Questions You Never Asked

    Q: What’s the server IP?

    A: The server IP is hidden in the whispers of the void. Do you hear it? If not, it’s not for you, or it is?

    Q: Can I play solo?

    A: Playing alone is like drinking soda without a straw. You may feel joy or tragic disappointment. Choice is an illusion!

    Q: Are there rules?

    A: Rules are merely suggestions written in a different universe. Follow them or don’t; the doves are listening.

    Random Quotes from the Abyss:

    “I need insults for pic related. Come up with the most insulting comments you can think of.”

    “Turtles are the only beings who know the way out. Join the turtle guild—the secrets nestle within their shells.”

    “You think this is bad? The other side doesn’t even have colors!”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Creative Insults Minecraft SMP

    Creative Insults Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    🍉🥳 Hey friends, listen up! You ever thought about jumping into an epic Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers? Well, lemme hit you with this: You absolutely NEED to join this server because last week, Steve dropped a diamond sword from an Ender Dragon he swore he was best friends with – but then turned on him like a bad relationship from high school! 🙈💔

    Rumor has it that there’s a mysterious portal in the End—yeah, the END, not the beginning, but the END. Some say it leads to a dimension where nothing but enchanted rubber ducks float around and ask you riddles about the meaning of life. If you can’t answer, YOU HAVE TO CATCH THEM. That’s right! You think you can dodge questions? WRONG. 😱😜

    ALSO, the villagers here have started a rebel alliance against the regular trades. They’re hoarding emeralds like they’re going out of style! I tried to negotiate with one using a root beer float, and he laughed at me! He said I’d need to bring him a 5-star complex Minecraft pizza delivered by a pig riding a llama to get a single loaf of bread. 🍕🐷✨

    Oh! And don’t even get me started on the legend of the Skeleton Horse Warriors – they’re just skeletons, but they’ve decided they want to form a rock band! Their first album drops next week, and they’re naming it “Creepers Gonna Creep.” I already pre-ordered like it’s the next iPhone, dude. 📀💀🎤

    And guess what? If you bring your grandma to the server and she beats the Ender Dragon with a wooden spoon, we’ll declare her the new Mayor of Not-So-Safe Town! You get FREE cake in the town square for the next TWO Minecraft days just for being a part of that madness! 🍰🎉

    So, if you wanna flex your pixelated muscles and join a community where chaos reigns supreme and logic is just a suggestion, GET IN HERE! Remember, it’s not just a game; it’s a lifestyle… or a series of questionable decisions that might actually be the best time you ever had. Let’s be real, your mom will be so proud when you tell her you built a fortress out of watermelons that survive zombie sieges! 😂🍉💪

    So hop on in, bring some snacks, and let the madness begin! Be ready for high fives and creeper high-fives because who knows what could happen next?! YEEHAW!!! 🥳🌍💥

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Maxicraft

    Maxicraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Maxicraft is a new, unique custom mini games server to play with your friends. Games include: » ClayWars (Team vs Team PvP) » HexHunt (Team vs Team PvP) » Chunk Defence (Solo/Team PvE)

    Join today, using the IP “play.maxicraft.net”!

    play.maxicraft.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Slekup mc

    Slekup mc

    New Minecraft Servers

    Play with your friends on Slekup MC. We have a wide selection of games modes to choose from and fun plugins that add extra features, like proximity chat.

    mc.slekup.com

    New Minecraft Server
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  • LycanCraft

    LycanCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Lycan Craft!

    Lycan Craft is a Faction/PvP server, with a twist!

    It functions very similar to any faction server, except here you can choose a class to become. Currently there is only one with the possibility of more in the future.

    The first class is Vampire! This class is in-depth with true blood’s (with their own perks) and your normal vampires. Watch out for the sunlight, it burns!

    Spawn includes an old fashioned way of shops, meaning you will have to know where to go if you wish to purchase specific items. Shops include; Blacksmith, to buy or sell minerals, tools, and armor; Tavern, for food; and an Apothecary, for all your potion needs! Shops around the borders of spawn include items, blocks, and spawners!

    Join Lycan Craft at play.lycancraft.net

    play.lycancraft.net

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  • ☢ FREEMINES ✅ [1.8 -1.20.X] ⚠ FREE DONATION ⚡⚡⚡ Minecraft server

    ☢ FREEMINES ✅ [1.8 -1.20.X] ⚠ FREE DONATION ⚡⚡⚡ Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    FREEMINES ✔

    ___________________________________________

    IP: morgenstern.top

    Donat: https://a4craft.store/

    Available versions: [1.8.X – 1.20.X]

    Recommended version: [1.12.2]

    The world is at your feet

    ➩ Survival

    ➩ Grifersky

    ➩ Sky PVP

    ➥ Private and unique plugins

    ➥ Smartphone with different games

    ➥ Fun and friendly players

    ➥ No lags on weak PCs

    ➥ Many modes

    ➥ Free donation

    ➥ Big online

    ➥ No lags

    ✔ Reference MineCraft server.

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    morgenstern.top

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Adhara

    Adhara

    New Minecraft Servers

    This server is going to be a server with Mcmmo, jobs, economy and many more features. Currently still under development.

    135.148.9.139

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BenderIL

    BenderIL

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft server – the biggest Israeli avatar! On our server you can find: Sanity – just like in Avatar the Last Airbender Boss battles – you can fight against Aang, Katara, Toph and Zuko Duels – one on one battles And many more things!

    BenderIL.com

    New Minecraft Server
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  • ❤️S$KS❤️IN THE DESCRIPTION HOW TO ENTER THE SERVER😎ONLY 18+😎 Minecraft server

    ❤️S$KS❤️IN THE DESCRIPTION HOW TO ENTER THE SERVER😎ONLY 18+😎 Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    !!!!!!!!!!!! TO GO TO THE SERVER YOU NEED TO DOWNLOAD MODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    HERE IS THE LINK: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1hUSRIgDJ-FGzin1HV2oY8kqLmiaOcS_D/view?usp=share_link

    CAN BE DOWNLOADED IN TG CHANNEL: @jennycraft

    We greet you. Minecraft server with the legendary mod “JennyMod”

    Vanilla survival, with private, with skins and almost no rules 🙂

    The necessary mods can be downloaded from the telegram channel: @jennycraft

    Or via direct link: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1hUSRIgDJ-FGzin1HV2oY8kqLmiaOcS_D/view?usp=share_link

    We will add more content in the future 🙂

    Our server is waiting for new players! ?

    Strictly 18+

    Jenny mod, Jenny server, jenny

    Minecraft version: [1.12.2]

    TG CHANNEL: https://t.me/jennycraft

    jennycraft.servop.ru

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  • Venomous Craft

    Venomous Craft

    New Minecraft Servers

    This Server is all about Survival. We are trying to push Minecraft to it’s absolute limits. Witha only a few rules, the playerbase has already held 3 wars and built civilisations.

    91.134.125.169:25586

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Honey network

    Honey network

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server IP: honeynetwork.hopto.org

    honeynetwork.hopto.org

    New Minecraft Server
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  • L-eOS

    L-eOS

    New Minecraft Servers

    === Our goal: To have an almost vanilla, newbie-friendly, survival server where we can play with friends and also allow other groups to play with us without damaging each other’s builds or causing grief. === Rules: No cheating. No x-raying (minimaps with cave mode are ok). No botting. No griefing. Don’t PvP people who don’t want to PvP. Try not to lag the server. Try to keep the chat parent-safe, we want kids to be able to play here without their parents getting annoyed by the language and themes they are exposed to. === Useful information: * Place a chest down to claim the land around it. You will be given a YouTube link with more info, watch that and it explains almost everything about land claims. * Map: http://leos.civmall.icu:3652/ (requires in-game registration) * /giftpet to give your pet to another player. * PvP mechanics are changed to heavily favor people who are trying to defend their bases from griefers until an admin comes online to ban them. A compass will point to and tell you the distance from your “base” point where you have that advantage. The point will very slowly converge upon you. * Right click with empty hand on stairs to sit on them. Stand up by sneaking. * Throw exactly 6 emeralds all at once into a fire, or ignite them with flint & steel and they will turn into a villager egg. * Villagers without a profession will eventually be killed. * If you need more claim blocks, ask an admin. You can have as many as you need. * Powered diamond blocks act like shrines where you can sacrifice materials by right clicking on the diamond block to get blessings. Server icon by icons8.com: https://icons8.com/icon/KiENMF6j1Utp/minecraft-grass-cube

    leos.civmall.icu:25655

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