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InsultCraft SMP: Big Brain Burns

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4369
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Void Gems Collected:	36
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Holy Grails Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We got a whole bunch of crazy shenanigans going on, like one time we had a creeper riding a pig in a diamond helmet, it was wild, man. And the best part is, we have the smartest insults ever, like one time someone called another player a potato with legs, I was dying, bro. So if you wanna be part of this wacky world of madness, join us now and prepare to laugh your butt off!

Survivevr

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8225
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Alien Abductions:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Ores Mined:	7990	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Love Letters Sent:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

SURVIVEVR.XYZ IS A VIVECRAFT + SIMPLE VOICE CHAT SURVIVAL SERVER JOIN TODAY: https://discord.com/invite/4W6PkU9y74

195.35.14.236:25566

The Fallen

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3760
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Void Gems Collected:	27
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Australian vanilla plus experience. I have decided to create this server to learn how to develop servers and meet people along the way.

The idea would be to complete MineCraft and level up skills through MCMMO.

thefallen.mcserv.fun

DangerLink

LifeSteal, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1910
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Falling into the Void:	0	Runes Activated:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

DangerLink SMP offers the Minecraft world filled with dangers and challenges. Every day can be a struggle for survival.Players must collaborate and develop strategies to overcome the dangers in the world of DangerLink SMP.The server can also feature a variety of exotic biomes that offer different challenges and resources for players.To ensure fairness and safety, the server can utilize moderators and plugins to prevent violations.All players can engage in the DangerLink SMP community through forums and a Discord server, sharing experiences, advice, and entertainment.

mc.dangerlink.com

Dieser-Block.DE

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2118
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6735
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Hello and welcome to the Dies-Block.DE – Minecraft Server! After weeks of streaming on the social media platform “Tiktok” and I am up to hundreds of daily requests to see if spectators can play came up with the idea of opening a citybuild server on which everyone, no matter which console, whether Java or Bedrock Edition, with his friends or can play alone. After forever scratching my head, I’m happy today to introduce you to my citybuild server!

How can I join Bedrock Edition? Due to privacy and security guidelines, adding servers on the XBOX, PS and Nintendo Switch Editions is not possible. However, there is an app called “BedrockConnect” from RushNation Studios, which is available for free in the AppStore and PlayStore. Open the app and press PLUS at the top right. Enter the server data mentioned above and then click start. Now the server must appear in the “Friends” tab in Minecraft. The app must not be closed but can remain open in the background, otherwise the connection will be interrupted.

dieser-block.de

Domination SMP

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8460
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Falling into the Void:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Welcome to Domination SMP – Where Legends Rise!

Explore a vast and meticulously crafted world filled with wonders and challenges. Domination SMP is not just a server; it’s a thriving community of passionate Minecraft players united by the love for adventure and camaraderie.

Conquer the Wilderness, Build Your Empire, Economy and Trade, Forge Alliances and Rivalries, PvE and PvP Challenge, Active Community

Are you ready to dominate the SMP scene? Join Domination SMP now and be part of a legacy that continues to grow and evolve. Your adventure awaits!

178.33.105.17:25569

Elysian Domain

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3074
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Animals Bred:	15	Emeralds Found:	8495
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Divine Spears Created:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13

Discover the Elysian Domain: Grasp for the Stars, Ignite Your Odyssey

Skyblock

Competitive Skyblock

Were hiring all positions Have what it takes? Create a ticket! Soon to be relesed Q1 2024

192.99.207.64

TurboSMP

Custom, new, smp, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8933
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Welcome to TurboSMP, a fun Minecraft SMP with a Custom Items! Our server offers an immersive gaming experience with an economy system, vibrant community, and robust anti-grief measures in place to ensure a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.

Embark on your Minecraft adventure today by joining TurboSMP! Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, there’s something for everyone here. Please note that TurboSMP is exclusively for Java Edition players at this time.

Don’t forget to participate in our voting system to earn exciting rewards and contribute to the growth of our community. Join us today and become part of the TurboSMP family!

TurboSMP.mcserv.fun

NotSoVanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9513
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Animals Bred:	77
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5

NO-HACK ANARCHY PLAYER DRIVEN ECONOMY AURELIUM SKILLS ZERO P2W. NO RANKS. NO LAND CLAIMING NO GRIEF PREVENTION PVP ENABLED RAIDING MATURE/ACTIVE COMMUNITY

mc.nsvanarchy.com

Haylander MC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8622
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Welcome to Haylander MC – The World of Endless Adventures

Embark on an epic journey and discover a vast realm full of opportunities in Haylander MC, the Minecraft Survival server created especially for the exciting version 1.20.x! Here, we offer a unique and immersive experience, where survival intertwines with exploration.

Join a passionate community of players who share your passion for survival in Minecraft. Collaborate on epic projects, attend exclusive events, and make new friends while building your own legacy.

Land Claim System: Protect your creations and build your empire with our land claim system. Ensure your hard work is safe as you venture out into the world.

Connect Now: Enter our IP address and join the vibrant Haylander MC community

Get ready for Adventure!

haylander.enxada.host:10053

HackingMc

LifeSteal

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6986
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

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