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InsultCraft SMP: Big Brain Burns

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1676
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We got a whole bunch of crazy shenanigans going on, like one time we had a creeper riding a pig in a diamond helmet, it was wild, man. And the best part is, we have the smartest insults ever, like one time someone called another player a potato with legs, I was dying, bro. So if you wanna be part of this wacky world of madness, join us now and prepare to laugh your butt off!

Blocky Exile Adventures: Mine & Craft Edition

Adventures, blocky, Challenge Rewards, Compiled Links, Craft, Early-Access-In-2024, Edition, Exile, Literally Me Edition, necropolis, patch notes, Path of Exile 2, Path of Exile general, POE 2, poeg, Previous thread, Tools and Utilities

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2535
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Votes:	1401	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Enchantments Applied:	169	Magic Items Found:	3709
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2414	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Welcome to the Minecraft server where everything is literally about YOU. Yes, you heard it right, this server is the “Literally Me Edition” where every block you place, every mob you slay, and every diamond you mine is a reflection of your inner self.

Join us on our Necropolis world where you can explore ancient tombs filled with treasures and dangers at every corner. But be warned, the undead are not too happy about you raiding their resting places, so bring your best armor and weapons to survive the onslaught.

Check out our Patch Notes section where we update you on all the crazy changes happening in our world. From new mobs to wacky events, there’s always something exciting going on in our server.

And don’t forget to participate in our Challenge Rewards program where you can earn exclusive in-game rewards for completing insane tasks. From building a giant statue of yourself to taming a dragon, the challenges are endless and the rewards are epic.

Oh, and did we mention that we have a sneak peek of PoE 2 available for early access in 2024? That’s right, you can get a taste of the future of Minecraft before anyone else. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner Minecraft master shine on our server.

Crafting Love: Where even pixels find romance!

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2391
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Farms Harvested:	702
Dragon Eggs Found:	4259	Star Shards Collected:	109

Are you tired of trying to navigate the treacherous waters of dating in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can find love in the most unexpected places! Who needs Tinder when you can build a beautiful virtual relationship with someone while constructing a majestic castle together?

Join our server and watch as your love story unfolds in ways you never thought possible. From epic battles against creepers to romantic sunset walks along pixelated beaches, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate on our server and live happily ever after in a world made of blocks.

So say goodbye to awkward first dates and hello to a world where love knows no bounds. Join us today and start crafting your own love story in the most unexpected of places. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than swiping left or right!

UbelCraft: Where we love Ubel but hate battle shonen-shit

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3640
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old battle shonen-shit? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! We may love Ubel, but we hate all that mainstream nonsense. Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities. So come on, dive in and join the madness!

Timmy’s Epic Racewar Showdown Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7959
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4668	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to participate in epic race wars where the only weapon allowed is a glock! That’s right, forget about swords and bows, we settle our disputes with good old-fashioned gunfights.

And if you’re worried about not having any real-life friends to play with, don’t worry, because Timmy is here to save the day! He’s on a mission to recruit players to join his army and dominate the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs building and farming when you can have gunfights and epic battles instead?

LOLcraft Daily – OKFAMS Edition

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8381
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ores Mined:	4251
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Are you a fan of OKFAMS? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us to discuss each individual member in depth, from Okayu’s adorable antics to Korone’s hilarious borks. But that’s not all – we have a secret channel dedicated to decoding Fubuki’s cryptic messages and Ayame’s conspiracy theories. And don’t even get us started on Mio and Subaru’s epic quest to find the legendary duck of destiny.

But wait, there’s more! Follow us on Twitter for daily updates and memes from the OKFAMS crew. From Okayu’s cat adventures to Korone’s daily struggles with technology, our Twitter feed is guaranteed to make you LOL.

And if you’re still not convinced, check out our epic videos featuring the OKFAMS gang. From chaotic Minecraft adventures to intense karaoke battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the OKFAMS madness! Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the mysterious duck… or not. But hey, it’s worth a shot, right? 😉🦆 #OKFAMS4Life

Pixelated Fantasy Tactics LOL

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4307
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Holy Grails Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	New Chunks Explored:	343851
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the madness of Marche, who was right about EVERYTHING! From building upside-down houses to riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within our world is a secret treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend and claim the riches for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Marche was right, and you won’t want to miss out on all the insanity that awaits you!

Seafood Shenanigans: Gook Boyfriend Edition

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4772
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Emeralds Found:	2787
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a koreaboo’s changing preferences? Look no further! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like that girl who swore she’d never eat seafood but now can’t get enough of it. Join us for a wild ride of brand-name goods, Korean boyfriends, and a whole lot of drama. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the craziness right here in our Minecraft world? Come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

12 Hour Minecraft Mayhem

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6941
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Votes:	5668	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on underwater basket weaving? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to keep you awake for 12 hours straight! That’s right, no more falling asleep at your keyboard and waking up with red, bloodshot eyes. Join us for non-stop action, epic adventures, and the craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the Minecraft universe. Who needs sleep when you can have this much fun? Join now and say goodbye to boring servers forever!

PixelPraise: Anime Deities Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2030
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anime reigns supreme and the possibilities are as endless as the number of waifus you can collect! Join us and experience a world where you can build your own harem of pixelated characters and live out your wildest fantasies without any judgment (as long as it’s all in good fun, of course).

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you venture deep into the darkest corners of our server, you may just stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all your favorite anime characters come to life. Imagine hanging out with Naruto, Goku, and Sailor Moon while building epic structures and battling monsters together. It’s a weeb’s dream come true!

So why wait? Join us now and let your inner otaku run wild. Who knows, you may even find yourself in a situation where you have to save your harem from a horde of creepers or team up with your favorite anime characters to defeat a dragon boss. The possibilities are endless on our server – come and see for yourself!

SausageCraft: Where Every Block is a Wiener!

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8623
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Ores Mined:	1938
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Towns Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is a real frank delight! With more laughs than a comedy show and animation that will blow your mind, you’ll be laughing your buns off in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get to hear Seth Rogan’s voice acting that is simply bun-believable! He’ll have you rolling on the floor with his hilarious antics and witty one-liners. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wiener of a time you’ve been craving!