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  • BlockBusterMinecraftSMP

    BlockBusterMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 9401
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 402
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 8

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time or else we’ll send a pack of angry llamas after you! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere, or if you’re brave enough to face off against the legendary Ender Chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs at you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So come on, join us and make some memories that will have you saying “I’m the king of the world, you piece of shit!”

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyKat’s SMP Adventures

    CraftyKat’s SMP Adventures
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 8168
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Buildings Constructed: 49
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Oh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server where chaos reigns supreme! Picture this: a group of players who have all been cursed by a mischievous witch to only communicate in pig Latin while building their bases upside down. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where the mobs have all been replaced by dancing llamas with laser eyes. Trust me, you’ve never experienced true fear until you’ve been chased by a pack of those bad boys.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear beyond your wildest dreams. Of course, getting to it won’t be easy – you’ll have to navigate a maze filled with traps, puzzles, and a particularly grumpy chicken who guards the loot with its life.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at once. Trust me, it’s worth it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyHub Minecraft Server

    CraftyHub Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 637
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 172 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Epic Quests Completed: 25 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat wounds with the power of pixels! Join us and experience the thrill of ignoring expert medical advice just like the doctor’s husband did.

    Forget about stitches and sterile dressings, here we wash our wounds with water and slap on a small bandage for good measure. Who needs proper care when you have the healing power of Minecraft blocks at your fingertips?

    But that’s not all – we also offer online business advice from players who have no idea what they’re talking about. Need tips on how to make virtual diamonds rain from the sky? Look no further, our community of experts has got you covered.

    So come on down to our server and join the chaos. Who needs real-life expertise when you have the wacky world of Minecraft to guide you? Remember, if you’re not willing to take our advice, then why ask in the first place? It’s all in good fun, so let’s get crafting and see where the blocks take us!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BabyBlockParty

    BabyBlockParty
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 736
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ores Mined: 507 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6979 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Magic Items Found: 6780 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 100
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries and respects your independence? Look no further than our server, where we believe in playing by your own rules!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual family without any judgment from traditional parents. No need to worry about disapproving glares or being banished from family functions – here, you’re free to be yourself!

    We understand the importance of standing up for yourself and not allowing anyone to treat you like an outsider. So come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where you make the rules!

    Who needs in-laws when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience like no other. Let’s build a world where everyone is welcome, no matter their background.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KurskCraft: Ukrainian Invasion

    KurskCraft: Ukrainian Invasion
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 2307
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Divine Spears Created: 15
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 476 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 169
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, ukraine just launched a mega attack on russia’s airbases and stuff. it’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers and all dat jazz. u gotta come help us fight off the invaders and defend our turf. plus, there’s like secret underground bases and hidden treasures to find. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some epic battles. let’s do this!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BrainSpeakCraft

    BrainSpeakCraft
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 2688
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Star Shards Collected: 249
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Emeralds Found: 3196
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got dat futuristic brain-computer interface shiz! Like, u can literally SPEAK with ur MIND, just like dat dude with ALS! We got dat 97% accuracy, so u know it’s legit! Join now and become a telepathic Minecraft master, cuz why not?! #MindBlown #SpeakWithUrBrain #JoinNow

    New Minecraft Server
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  • TsuniMC

    TsuniMC
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 6925
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 199 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Falling into the Void: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hello everyone! TsuniMC server is a new, unnamed server currently under development! Join the server’s Discord to receive the latest announcements!

    Link Discord: https://discord.gg/RUBZKcCZKs

    tsunimc.ddns.net:25454

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Architects Realm

    Architects Realm
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 2749
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 494 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Epic Shields Constructed: 29 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Alien Abductions: 0
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 8

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    Welcome to **Architect’s Realm**, the ultimate sanctuary for builders, designers, and visionaries in Minecraft! Step into a world where creativity reigns supreme, and your architectural dreams can become reality. Architect’s Realm is a dedicated creative server designed for those who see the potential in every block and are eager to craft stunning structures, intricate designs, and awe-inspiring landscapes.

    In Architect’s Realm, the sky is not the limit—it’s just the beginning. Whether you’re a seasoned builder with a portfolio of masterpieces or a new creator eager to learn the craft, you’ll find a welcoming and inspiring community here. Claim your own plot of land and transform it into anything you can imagine, from towering skyscrapers and sprawling castles to intricate redstone contraptions and serene gardens.

    Our server is equipped with a variety of advanced tools and plugins to support your building endeavors. Need more space? Expand your plot as your project grows. Want to showcase your work? Participate in themed build contests, or feature your creations in our server-wide exhibitions. Architect’s Realm is a place where your skills can flourish, whether you’re working solo or collaborating with other talented builders on massive projects.

    Beyond the blocky world, Architect’s Realm is about fostering a community of like-minded creators. Share your ideas, get feedback, and learn new techniques in a supportive environment where everyone is encouraged to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. Our staff and members are always ready to help you turn your ideas into reality, offering advice, resources, and inspiration.

    Join Architect’s Realm today, where your imagination is the blueprint, and the possibilities are endless. Whether you’re constructing a modern utopia or a fantastical world, this is your realm—where architecture and creativity converge. Build your legacy and become a part of something truly extraordinary!

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    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Invasion Land | 1.15.2 Minecraft Server

    Invasion Land | 1.15.2 Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 9608
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Falling into the Void: 0
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 50 Royal Courts Attended: 5

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    Good dayI would like to tell you about our server Invasion LandInvasion Land is a place where you can realize your wildest construction ideas.A place where you can find many new friends. You can create the city of your dreams!Will it be a huge city with many districts? Or maybe it will be a small, but cozy and cute town?In addition, you can merge cities, thereby forming countries. Only time will tell how great your city or country can become.You can declare war on other countries and fight for your place under the sun, or form alliances and live in a calm and quiet world.We also have an economy on the server, all the plugins necessary for a comfortable game, and there is no donation. Now you will not meet a player who would have an advantage over you, everyone is equal.We try to recreate a cozy and pleasant atmosphere for you and your friends.This server is still young, but it already has its fans.We hope to see you on our Invasion Land project

    Our administration is ready to help you with any questions about the server, to quickly bring you up to speedThe server is running on version – 1.15.2Discord server – https://discord.gg/WguUbDe This server is still young, but it already has its fans, and we are waiting for you on our server

    109.111.179.3

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  • BrazilCraft – The Samba Minecraft Server

    BrazilCraft – The Samba Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 7804
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Animals Bred: 84
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a rainbow unicorn on steroids!

    Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is doing the floss!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself! Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a mansion made of emerald blocks? Easy peasy lemon squeezy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. It’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP: OOC Panels

    PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP: OOC Panels
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 2985
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Votes: 3533 Dragon Eggs Found: 9225
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Towns Built: 9 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us for epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake, intense debates over the best way to build a dirt hut, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and llamas. Trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else! So come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (and your house blown up by creepers)!

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