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NoCurseWordInsults – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3061
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	116	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Falling into the Void:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ores Mined:	5577	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

OMG, so, like, this Minecraft SMP is literally the most epic place to be, like, ever! You gotta join because, like, the owner once rode a pig off a cliff and survived by landing in a pool of lava. And, like, the mods are all secretly llamas in disguise, but don’t tell anyone, shhh!

The best insult I’ve ever heard on this server was when someone said to another player, “Your house looks like a creeper exploded inside of it and then a bunch of zombies came and had a dance party on the remains.” It was so savage, I couldn’t stop laughing for days!

So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP, then join now and prepare to have your mind blown with all the insanity that goes down on the daily. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter and llamas in disguise, in which case, why are you even here? LOLZ!

ElonCraft Server: No Far-Right Allowed

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5672
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Towns Built:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

so, like, u know how elon musk is, like, all about space and stuff, well guess what, he also loves minecraft and he, like, totally speaks at our server’s launch party, how crazy is that? and, like, there were thousands of people protesting the far-right party, but who cares about that when u can join our server and build, like, insane creations with ur friends. plus, elon might even drop by and give u some tips on how to build a rocket ship in minecraft, how cool is that? so, like, join our server now and be part of the most epic minecraft community ever, u won’t regret it, bro!

RyazanCraft: Drone Strike Mayhem

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1263
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	241
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Votes:	9844	Endless Legions Commanded:	44

come join our epic minecraft server where we set russia’s ryazan oil refinery on fire with DRONES!!! yea you heard that right, we are straight up savage on this server. if you wanna be part of the chaos and destruction, then this is the place for you. we have epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop action. plus, where else can you say you were part of a drone strike in minecraft? join now and be part of the madness!

ZenStoneCraft 1.21.1

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3738
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Dimension Hops:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38

Yo, bro, forget about all that boring stuff like dating and sex, come join this Minecraft server where we don’t give a flying pig about any of that!

Imagine a world where creepers are your only concern, where building epic structures is your only goal, and where the only relationship you need is with your diamond pickaxe.

Join us and escape the drama of real life, because on this server, the only thing you’ll be worried about is whether or not you have enough torches to light up your massive underground base.

So what are you waiting for? Leave all that relationship nonsense behind and come join us for some blocky adventures that will make you forget all about dating and sex!

CoinCaper Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4963
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Mines Excavated:	1491

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your so-called “friends” in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life drama behind!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about lending money to ungrateful friends who never pay you back. Instead, you can build your own empire and become the richest player in the virtual world!

And if you ever find yourself in a tight spot, don’t worry! Our virtual friends will always have your back. Need help paying rent? No problem, just ask your Minecraft buddies for a loan and they’ll come to your rescue!

But beware, not everyone on our server is as generous as you. Watch out for those sneaky players who try to take advantage of your kindness. Just like in real life, you’ll have to learn who you can trust and who you should steer clear of.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and escape the drama of real life. Who needs friends when you have virtual diamonds to mine and virtual castles to build? Let’s get crafting!

CousinCraft: Moving Out Madness

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	470
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Magic Items Found:	3926
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Astral Projections Made:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama and excitement that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join our server for a wild ride like no other. Help your cousin move out sneakily without telling her controlling, verbally abusive, mentally and emotionally abusive mom! Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead?

Experience the thrill of secretly helping your cousin escape a toxic environment while feeling immense regret afterwards. Will you come clean to your aunt and risk her hating you forever? The choice is yours on our server filled with twists and turns!

But wait, there’s more! Witness crazy family dynamics, supportive best friends, and loving environments all within the world of Minecraft. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right in your virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and unforgettable moments. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s all part of the fun)!

SeaBlockz

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	648
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Alien Abductions:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

lol join our epic minecraft server where we have a baltic undersea cable that got damaged but dont worry its all part of the fun! dive into the depths of the ocean and explore the wreckage while fending off mutant sea creatures with your trusty diamond sword. who needs land when you can have an underwater adventure like no other? join now and be part of the chaos and mayhem as we navigate the treacherous waters and uncover hidden treasures. plus, our server has a secret underwater city filled with mermaids and talking dolphins. dont miss out on the madness, join today!

FunTime. – . GRIFFER SURVIVE FIGHT GROW Minecraft server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	543
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	214

Friends, we are glad to inform you that we have opened a new minecraft server called FunyTime! Now you have the opportunity to plunge into the exciting world of the game with us. On our server you will find many interesting and exciting mini-games, as well as cozy locations for construction and the creative process. We tried to make our server as convenient and comfortable as possible for players of all levels. Join us and have a productive and fun time with FunyTime! We look forward to seeing you on our server!

Server: mc.FunyTime.ru

Shop: shop.FunyTime.ru

VK: vk.com/mc_funy_time

mc.funytime.ru

Anarchy Network

24/7, Anarchy, Discord, Duping, Griefing, Ip:, java minecraft, Lag Machines, Map resets, nether roof, Network, new york city, p2w, Phantoms, PvP, racial slurs, semi anarchy, Server Stability, Spamming, Teleporting, Usa, vanilla minecraft, world border

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2180
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magic Items Found:	8661	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1782	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Potions Brewed:	54

Welcome to Anarchy Network!
Anarchy Network launched on October 11th, 2024, and is hosted in New York City, NY, USA. The server is a Semi-Anarchy Minecraft Server designed to offer a pure, unmodified survival experience, with minimal rules and modifications to preserve the essence of Vanilla Minecraft. The server is online 24/7 and you can join on any Java Minecraft version between 1.10 and 1.21.4, but its recommended to be on version 1.21.3 to avoid issues! The world border is set to 2 Million blocks (4Mx4M). There are no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W at all, and Griefing/PvP is completely allowed. The only non-vanilla action allowed is /spawn in order to allow players who are very far out to not be isolated from civilization. Additionally, nether roof access is allowed, phantoms are removed, and only half the people are needed to skip the night. The only restrictions we have are that exploits, seed cracking/sharing, lag machines, duping, spamming and using harassment/racial slurs in chat are not allowed in order to maintain server stability.

Welcome to Anarchy Network!

Anarchy Network launched on October 11th, 2024, and is hosted in New York City, NY, USA.
The server is a Semi-Anarchy Minecraft Server designed to offer a pure, unmodified survival experience, with minimal rules and modifications to preserve the essence of Vanilla Minecraft.
The server is online 24/7 and you can join on any Java Minecraft version between 1.10 and 1.21.4, but its recommended to be on version 1.21.3 to avoid issues!
The world border is set to 2 Million blocks (4Mx4M).
There are no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W at all, and Griefing/PvP is completely allowed. The only non-vanilla action allowed is /spawn in order to allow players who are very far out to not be isolated from civilization. Additionally, nether roof access is allowed, phantoms are removed, and only half the people are needed to skip the night.
The only restrictions we have are that exploits, seed cracking/sharing, lag machines, duping, spamming and using harassment/racial slurs in chat are not allowed in order to maintain server stability.

If the server sounds interesting to you, here is our IP and discord server!

Server IP: AnarchyNetwork.net
Discord Server: https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, you can use client-side mods that do not give you an unfair advantage, such as Optifine or minimap mods.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: No, there are no banned items on the server, but please adhere to the rules and restrictions mentioned above.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by directly messaging a staff member on Discord or using the /report command in-game.

Q: Is there a way to protect my builds from griefing?

A: No, there is no way to protect your builds from griefing as it is allowed on the server. However, you can hide your base or build underground to reduce the chances of being griefed.

Q: Can I request a map reset?

A: No, map resets are not allowed on the server to maintain the integrity of the survival experience. The world will not be reset unless absolutely necessary.

Eternal Craft 1.20

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	951
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s gonna have Hasu anime soon! Like, imagine building ur own anime world in Minecraft, it’s gonna be lit AF! Plus, the mobs are gonna be dressed as anime characters and the creepers will explode with kawaii sparkles! Join now before u miss out on the most epic anime Minecraft experience ever! #HasuAnimeHype

StepMomSisGriefCraft

adoption, Boundaries, custody battle, Decision making, family drama, family dynamics, happy life, Labor, long-term consequences, Motherhood, past trauma, Pregnancy, selfish, shared custody, starting fresh, step mom, step sister, StepMomSisGriefCraft, unfit mother, Visit

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8199
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Crops Grown:	3418
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Divine Spears Created:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Towns Built:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Just like the player in this story, you’ll experience family drama, unexpected turns, and jaw-dropping revelations. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the excitement right in the world of Minecraft?

Join now and immerse yourself in a world where anything can happen, from secret pregnancies to family feuds. Don’t miss out on the drama – join our server today and start your own epic Minecraft story!