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NoKidsAllowedCraft

babysitter, child-free wedding, children, compromise, Decision making, Etiquette, exclusion, family, family dynamics, family members, formal event, Kids, Nephews, nieces, NoKidsAllowedCraft, parents, policy, Siblings, sister, Wedding, wedding planning

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6327
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Void Gems Collected:	26	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of family drama ruining your special day? Join our Minecraft server where we have a strict child-free policy for weddings! No more tantrums, no more sticky fingers on your fancy dress, just pure relaxation and celebration.

Imagine a world where your sister’s five kids can’t crash your wedding and demand all the attention. You can finally say “I do” without interruptions or distractions. Plus, our server offers virtual babysitters for those who can’t bear to leave their little ones behind.

Don’t let family pressure ruin your big day, join our server and say “I do” to a child-free wedding experience like no other!

TastyGrossMinecraftSMP

bizarre food, delicious food, disgusting food, exotic food, gross food, nauseating food, odd food, off-putting food, repugnant food, repulsive food, revolting food, strange food, surprising flavors, surprising food, tasty food, TastyGrossMinecraftSMP, unappetizing food, unique food, unusual food, weird food, yucky food

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2956
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Divine Spears Created:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Farms Harvested:	769	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Animals Bred:	172

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the food might look gross but tastes absolutely delicious! Join us if you’re brave enough to try our signature dish, the “Slime Surprise Stew” made with real slime balls and spider eyes – don’t knock it ’til you try it! Our players have been known to do some crazy challenges like eating a whole stack of raw chicken just for fun. So if you’re looking for a server that will tickle your taste buds and challenge your stomach, come join us and see if you can handle the culinary chaos!

BlockyBondz

BlockyBondz, close relationship, deep connection, deep friendship, emotional bond, intense connection, meaningful relationship, non-sexual intimacy, platonic love, soul connection, strong bond

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	363
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with intense moments that will make your heart race faster than a creeper chasing after you. Our community is so close-knit that you’ll feel like you’ve known everyone for years, even if you just met them yesterday.

We have epic events like “TNT Wars” where you can blow up your friends’ creations without any consequences (except maybe a little hurt pride). And don’t even get us started on our legendary “Pig Racing” competitions – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig zoom past you at lightning speed.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs a social life when you have a Minecraft server this lit?

EmbassyEscapeCraft

Argentine embassy, asylum seekers, Conflict, Crisis, diplomatic immunity, diplomatic tensions, embassy siege, EmbassyEscapeCraft, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, intervention, Latin America, opposition members, political asylum, protest, refuge, security forces, south america, standoff, Venezuelan

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3063
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magic Items Found:	4939
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera! like this one time, we had Venezuelan security forces trying to surround the Argentine embassy because some crazy opposition members decided to hide inside! like what even is that?! 😂 But don’t worry, we have epic builds, crazy mini-games, and the most lit community ever. Join now before the drama gets even crazier! 😜🔥 #minecraftmadness #crazystories #joinus

Fake Believers Real Players

Believers, Fake, Players, real

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8293
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9030	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Crops Grown:	8721	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where pigs fly and cows dance the macarena. we got diamonds growing on trees and creepers giving out free hugs.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play some spleef. we got a secret underground base where the ender dragon throws raves every saturday night.

if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by Notch himself and granted unlimited diamonds for life. plus, every time you mine a block, a baby zombie gets its wings.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky world of wonder and mayhem. remember, on our server, anything is possible, even pigs flying and cows doing the macarena.

What is the IP for Soup Minecraft Server?

comedy, funny, Funny Moments, gameplay, Minecraft, Server, sniping soup, Soup

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3203
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Votes:	3510	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Soup is a versatile and comforting dish enjoyed by people all over the world. It is typically made by combining ingredients such as vegetables, broth, meat, and seasonings, and simmering them together to create a flavorful and nourishing meal. Soup has been a staple in many cultures for centuries and is known for its ability to warm the body and soothe the soul. From classic chicken noodle to spicy ramen, soup comes in endless variations and can be customized to suit any taste preference. Whether enjoyed as a starter, main dish, or side, soup remains a beloved and timeless culinary tradition.

GTM Roleplay

american army, Business, Businessman, criminal, driving school, Economy, education, Factions, family, Farmer, fbi, Gang, Government, kfc, latest model, life path, LOADER, lumberjack, Minephone, miner, police officer, Roleplay

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5874
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5

In this wonderful state, you can try yourself as a government official, an officer of the American army, a police officer, an FBI agent. Or maybe you want to try yourself as a criminal authority? Build your own gang?

You can do all this on our server, but with the rules of the RP.

As for part-time jobs, you can try yourself as a miner, a lumberjack, a loader and a farmer. And you can also open your own business and become a cool businessman!

In our state, you can get an education, graduate from a driving school. After that, you can start a family, choose your life path. By the way, here you can buy the latest model of a minephone, as well as taste delicious ribs from KFC.

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FrontierSMP: Where you can fish with fire and farm like a madman!

Bedrock Crossplay Enabled, Bosses, Challenging Factors, community-driven, Custom Items, Custom terrain, Economy, Farm, Fire, Fish, FrontierSMP, Loot, madman, MCMMO, Mining, no pay to win, Play.FrontierSMP.net, Pyrofarming, Pyrofishing, rail network, server discord, smp, Towny, vanilla minecraft, Version 1.21., Wiki

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7124
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3174	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	304
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

FrontierSMP Minecraft Server

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled	Yes
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with a focus on community-driven gameplay. Players will experience challenging elements similar to vanilla Minecraft, custom terrain, and tougher mobs as they explore the world. The server promotes exploration, Towny gameplay, and a balanced economy. Custom items, PyroFishing, and farming add to the unique experience without pay-to-win features.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain
Towny
Economy
Custom Items
PyroFishing & Farming
No Pay To Win

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Is Bedrock Crossplay enabled?	Yes, Bedrock Crossplay is enabled on the server.
Where can I find more information about the server?	You can visit the server’s Discord or the Wiki page.
What version of Minecraft does the server support?	The server supports version 1.21 and is playable on the latest version always.
Are there custom features on the server?	Yes, the server offers custom terrain, Towny gameplay, a balanced economy, custom items, PyroFishing & Farming, and more.

Escape This Minecraft Server

bold, Boundaries, controversial, controversial remarks, Daring, DISRESPECTFUL, Escape, freedom of speech, inappropriate, insensitive, Minecraft, offensive, Outrageous, Political Correctness, public reaction, public speaking, Server, shocking statements, Shocking.., social norms, taboo, UNACCEPTABLE, unacceptable behavior

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4393
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Zombie Dances:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Crops Grown:	1402
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	New Chunks Explored:	99105
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself couldn’t handle the chaos!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for singing opera. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon hit those high notes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. And who knows, you might just hear Steve drop a bombshell that will leave you saying, “How did he get away with saying THAT?!”

“Why Do Women Become Incels?” Minecraft SMP

body image, DATING, emotional trauma, Gender Roles, Incels, involuntary celibacy, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, Misogyny, online communities, rejection, relationships, self esteem, sexual expectations, smp, social isolation, societal expectations, societal pressures, support groups, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5115
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Are you tired of being a woman and constantly getting rejected by Minecraft players? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you to thrive as an incel! Join us and experience the thrill of being constantly ignored by all the hot Minecraft dudes, leaving you with no choice but to embrace your inner incel.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is filled with crazy drama and love triangles that will make your head spin. You’ll never know who’s flirting with who or who’s secretly plotting against you. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks!

So come on down to our SMP and join the ranks of the most bitter and lonely Minecraft players around. Who needs love and friendship when you can have endless rejection and heartache? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate incel!