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SeaLevelSassCraft

climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate impact, climate science, climate solutions, coastal cities, environmental impact, environmental policy, environmental research, environmental sustainability, Fossil Fuels, global warming, Infrastructure, OIL INDUSTRY, oil ports, rising sea levels, sea level projections, Sea Level Rise, SeaLevelSassCraft, study

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4313
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	322

lol u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, this server is so lit that even the climate change is tryna join! yep, u heard me right, the sea levels are risin’ just to get a piece of the action on our server.

imagine this, u log on and suddenly ur surrounded by oil ports that are bein’ overwhelmed by the sea. it’s like a real-life disaster movie, but in minecraft! u gotta see it to believe it, folks.

so why should u join our server? well, where else can u witness the power of mother nature takin’ on big oil in a battle for the ages? plus, our community is so tight-knit that even the dolphins are joinin’ in on the fun.

so what are u waitin’ for? come join the madness and see for urself why this server is the talk of the town. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Pixel Boob Job: Giganto Craze

boob, boob job, breast augmentation, breast enlargement, breast health, breast implants, breast size, breast surgery, case study, cosmetic procedure, CRAZE, giganto, gigantomastia, health complications, hormonal imbalance, Job, medical intervention, medical mystery, Pfizer, pharmaceutical, PIXEL, rare condition, side effects, surgery, unexplained

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7558
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Divine Spears Created:	23
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like big boobs? well do we have the server for u! come join us on our wacky world where everyone has giant boobs thanks to the mysterious “Pfizer Boob Job” potion!

explore our server and see all the crazy builds made by players with their massive chests getting in the way! climb the tallest mountains and try not to fall off cuz those boobs will cushion your fall!

join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of enchanted bras to keep those puppies in check! don’t miss out on the breast server experience of your life!

Mystic Isles Craft 1.21.1

1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, anonymous message, Communication, Craft, digital communication, forum post, hi, internet, Isles, Message, message board, mystic, No. 92953707, online anonymity, online communication, Online Community, online conversation, online forum, online identity, online interaction, online privacy, virtual communication

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5109
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where the only rule is that there are no rules!

Build giant statues of Nicolas Cage, ride pigs into battle, and engage in epic dance parties with creepers!

Our server is like a psychedelic trip through the Minecraft universe, where you never know what crazy adventure awaits around the corner.

So come on, join us and let your inner weirdo run free! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares?) Let’s get this party started!

ShowerFreqMC SMP

bathing frequency, bathing habits, bathing schedule, cleanliness habits, cleanliness routine, daily shower, grooming habits, hygiene habits, hygiene routine, personal care routine, personal hygiene, self-care practices, self-care routine, shower frequency, shower habits, shower routine, shower schedule, ShowerFreqMC, showering frequency, showering habits, showering schedule, smp

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4959
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Ores Mined:	1064
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	754	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Emeralds Found:	3500

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join, like ASAP! So, like, imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide, that’s basically what this server is like. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja turtles. And get this, every time you log on, you get a free pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes. It’s lit, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly dance parties at the village square, where everyone busts out their best Fortnite dances. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, no strings attached. Like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of this insanity?

So, if you wanna join the most epic, craziest, off-the-walls Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Just make sure to shower at least once a week, cuz nobody likes a stinky Steve, amirite? Let’s do this, broskis!

NoSHowNoGo – Because it’s just not my cup of tea, sorry!

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7563
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old TV shows that everyone else seems to love? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from mainstream media! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Who needs TV when you can experience the chaos and hilarity of our server firsthand? So ditch the remote and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Gynephilic Gals – No Men Required

attraction, Bisexual, desire, findings, gals, gender, gynephilic, gynephilic attraction, Lesbian, LGBTQ, majority, Men, Minority, non-binary, non-heterosexual, queer, required, research, same-sex attraction, sexual encounters, sexual orientation, Sexuality, study, Women

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9476
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	5073
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE HAVE MORE WOMEN WHO LOVE WOMEN THAN ANYWHERE ELSE ON THE INTERNET! OUR SCIENTISTS HAVE DISCOVERED THAT MOST OF OUR FEMALE PLAYERS ARE SUPER INTO OTHER GIRLS, SO IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR A GIRLFRIEND IN MINECRAFT, THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A GIRLFRIEND INSTEAD? JOIN NOW FOR A CHANCE TO FIND YOUR MINECRAFT SOULMATE!

Game of Thrones Mc

12 hours old, available.., Community, Create, Discord, Enjoy, Fresh Wipe, fun experiences, Game, Immersive, Kingdoms, Medieval, members, Mod Pack, Mods, Play, play server, Server, server ip, smp, Thrones

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1697
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Dimension Hops:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Magic Items Found:	2395
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Description:	FRESH WIPE 12 HOURS OLD – Game of Thrones/Medieval SMP modded server with immersive kingdom-building experience
Mods:	Various mods for creating kingdoms and interactive gameplay
Community:	Over 15 members currently in the community
Discord:	Join our Discord
Server IP:	88.211.212.7:25565

FAQ

Question	Answer
How often is the server wiped?	The server was last wiped 12 hours ago and will be wiped periodically for a fresh start.
How can I join the community?	You can join our Discord server and get the server IP to start playing.
Are there specific rules for the server?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among members. Check our Discord for more details.
Can I create my own kingdom on the server?	Absolutely! The mods in place allow players to create and manage their own kingdoms for a unique gameplay experience.

VaxCraft Network 1.21.2

1.21.2, community health, disease prevention, health regulations, healthcare policy, herd immunity, immunization, mandatory immunization, mandatory vaccination, mandatory vax, Medical Ethics, Network, public health, public policy, Public Safety, r9k, Support, vaccination controversy, vaccination debate, vaccine effectiveness, vaccine hesitancy., vaccine mandate, VaxCraft

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9195
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Ores Mined:	2792	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Emeralds Found:	4830	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness. Why join? Well, let me tell you, we got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay golden eggs. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the drugs, man. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our PvP battles are so intense, they’ll make you question your existence. So come on, join us and let’s get weird together!

EuroTripEscape

Agreement, Airbnb, bad friend, beach walks, coworker, Dinners, Europe trip, EuroTripEscape, Excel sheet, Expenses, FaceTime, Friend, Madrid, missed flights, online boyfriend, Paris, reimburse, Screenshots, shared expenses, south of France, sunset outing, Unsafe

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7822
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Zombie Dances:	8
Buildings Constructed:	21	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the south of France! Join us for beach walks, dinners, and sunset outings, but be prepared for unexpected twists and turns.

Experience the thrill of waking up to find your friend has disappeared, leaving the door half-open and blocking you on everything. Will you be able to clear the air and settle the expenses, or will you be caught in a web of betrayal and Twitter drama?

Join now for a chance to navigate through friendships, agreements, and missed flights in a virtual world where anything can happen. Will you be the hero who pays for shared expenses or the rebel who refuses to foot the bill for someone else’s poor decisions? The choice is yours on our server!

BoomerCraft SMP

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2478
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you HAVE to join, like seriously dude. So, like, if you’re feeling old and crusty, this server will make you feel young and fresh again, trust me bro. Like, the other day, I saw this old dude join and he was walking around like a grandpa, but after playing on our server for a bit, he was running around like a kid on a sugar rush, it was hilarious bro.

And like, if you’re starting to forget things, this server will jog your memory like no other, man. I swear, I saw this one guy who couldn’t remember where he put his diamonds, but after joining our server, he suddenly remembered that he buried them under a giant statue of a chicken, like what even bro?

So yeah, if you’re feeling old and boring, come join our Minecraft SMP and we’ll make you feel young and crazy again, it’s gonna be a blast, bro. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s top secret stuff, man. So come on, join us and let’s have the time of our lives, bro!