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This Is Your God Minecraft SMP
Absurd, Absurdity, bending over, clownish, confusion, culture, disbelief, Earth, GOD, Minecraft, politician, Politics, Religion, retarded, Ridiculous, sarcasm, satire, smp, society, Western, Worship
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is run by a group of deranged clowns who have taken over the world and turned it into a hilarious circus of madness. Join us if you want to worship our god, a giant rubber chicken named Cluckington, who rules over all with an iron feather.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Our players are constantly pulling pranks, building insane structures, and causing chaos wherever they go. You never know what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll encounter next.
So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come join us! Just be prepared to lose your mind in the most absurd way possible.

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Vote for RFK Minecraft Server
activism, Apathy, ballot, Democracy, election, funny, GET OUT AND VOOOOOTE, humor, lunch-lady arms, Minecraft, overweight gamers, political commentary, Political Engagement, Politics, RFK, sarcasm, Server, social commentary, Vote, voter turnout, Voting, voting rights
Are you tired of being told to vote by lunch-lady armed gamers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that political nonsense! Join us and build your own virtual world where the only election happening is for who has the best pixel art of a giant chicken. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and creativity that awaits you on our server. Plus, who needs real-life voting when you can vote on which player has the silliest skin? So come on, join us and leave the real world behind for a while.

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Robots Read This Minecraft Server
artificial companions, Artificial Intelligence, desire, funny, gf, human emotions, humor, irony, lonely robots, longing, love, machine learning, Minecraft, Read, reading, relationships, Robots, sarcasm, Sci Fi, Server, Stuff, Technology, Want
Are you tired of lonely nights in Minecraft? Well, fear not! Our server is so lit that even robots can’t resist wanting a Minecraft girlfriend! Join us for a chance to find love in the cubic world, where even the creepers are looking for a cuddle buddy. Don’t miss out on the chance to have a virtual romance with a redstone genius or a diamond-loving Enderman. Who knows, you might just find your perfect match among the pixels and blocks. Join now and let the love story begin!

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Wild_Guesser_Minecraft_SMP
ASKED, assumption, doubt, funny, humor, humorous guess, Improbable, lol, prediction, question.., sarcasm, speculation, uncertainty, unlikely, unlikely event, unlikely outcome, unlikely question, unlikely scenario, unlikely situation, wild guess, Wild_Guesser_Minecraft_SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules!
Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server crashes).
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get the chance to participate in our annual “Build a House Upside Down While Riding a Pig” competition. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds. And if you win, you’ll be crowned the ultimate champion of absurdity.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

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BlockCraftExCoworker
BlockCraftExCoworker, Blocking, bullying, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, dry humor, early starters, ex-coworker, fast food place, friendship, Group Chat, instagram, letterboxd, movies, sarcasm, Slacker, snapchat, social media, talking stage, unfollowing, work friends
So, picture this: you’re working at a fast-food joint, trying to make a living, and you come across this dude named Dylan. This guy is the ultimate slacker – watching movies on his phone, taking forever to do simple tasks, and thinking he’s the king of the store. But wait, it gets better.
One day, he straight up disses you behind your back, calling you boring and annoying. And on your last day, when you try to be all nice and say goodbye, he straight up ignores you. Rude much?
But the real kicker is when he messages you later, calling you a “pussy” for unfollowing him on social media. Like, seriously dude? And then he has the audacity to bring up some girl drama you told him about? Nah, not cool.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with toxic ex-coworkers like Dylan, then boy do we have the server for you. Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and leaving all the drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a bully like Dylan.

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Squeezy White Minecraft SMP
awkward, awkward situations, Behavior, buddy, Communication, Crowd, cultural observations, funny, humor, Manners, Minecraft, passing through, public spaces, racial humor, sarcasm, Saying, smp, social interactions, SQUEEEEEZE, Squeezy, Stereotypes, Walking, White, white people
Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.
Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.
So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

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Hell Sex Minecraft Server
existentialism, Hell, humor, Individuality, introspection, Minecraft, other people, personal boundaries, philosophy, relationships, sarcasm, satire, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, Self-expression, self-fulfillment, Server, sex, social interactions, societal expectations, societal norms
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual world filled with endless possibilities!
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and exploring mysterious dungeons.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be a gateway to hell, where you can finally have some sexy time with demons and monsters. Who needs Tinder when you have our Minecraft server, am I right?
So come on in and let your wildest fantasies come to life in a world where anything is possible. Just be sure to bring some protection, because things might get a little hot and steamy in hell!

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Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread
4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

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CompliSMP-Insults!
backhanded compliment, clever insult, clever insult phrase, CompliSMPInsults, cutting remark, disguised compliment, double entendre, favorite insult, insincere praise, insult humor, passive aggressive, sarcasm, shade throwing, sly dig, snarky remark, sneaky insult, snide comment, subtle jab, underhanded compliment, veiled insult, witty put-down
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).
Our server is home to the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. Need a break from all the chaos? Just sit back and enjoy some popcorn as you watch our resident drama llama stir up trouble in the chat.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to drop it like it’s hot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays golden eggs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Just remember, don’t feed the Endermen after midnight!

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CraftyPickupLines
banter, Charm, Cheesy, comedic, conversation starters, CraftyPickUpLines, DATING, FLIRTING, funny, hilarious, humor, jokes, Laughter, one-liners, pick up lines, playful, relationships, Romantic, sarcasm, WIT, Witty
Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and experience pick-up lines so hilarious, even creepers can’t resist laughing! We’ve got a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of wolves on a full moon night, and our moderators are so skilled at building, they once created a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks! So come on over and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you on our server!

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TheBlackLotusMC
KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival
Minecraft Bending Server inspired by Avatar: The Last Airbender! Version 1.18.2. We run ProjectKorra, with add-on moves to create a PvP experience like Avatar Aang experienced! – Great Arenas – Friendly Staff – Caring Community – LGBTQIA+ friendly
play-tblmc.apexmc.co

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Sakura Realms ｡･::･ﾟ★ – an enhanced vanilla smp server! [Latest Version]
120server, 120smp, bedrock, Community, crossplay, Events, Friendly, java, Nogriefing, smp, Survival, Vanilla
Sakura Realms ｡･::･ﾟ★ – an enhanced vanilla smp server! [Latest Version]Ever wish Mojang would add simple things to make survival minecraft better? Sakura Realms adds quality of life features to slightly enhance vanilla minecraft gameplay and make your experience more enjoyable. We are on the latest version and support crossplay Bedrock and Java players.
Now open to the public~!❗Join discord.sakurarealms.net for more info!
🐪Latest version of Minecraft.💥Absolutely no griefing!🥳Fun monthly events & activities.🦅Control Phantoms: Ability to turn on or off Phantom targeting for your player.🏠Set Home: Set your home base so you can return back at any time.💎Economy: Emerald resource based economy for trading and buying items.🏘️Lands: Full control over your land/civilization. Invite other players to build with you and grant them specific roles for your area.☔Safe AFK: After 15 minutes you will be labeled as automatically AFK. This will make you invincible from hostile mobs and players.🐴Swim with horses: Horses can travel over rivers and oceans.💖Animal Healing: Petting tamed animals (sneak-right-clicking) heals their health.🔮Warps: Create warps for other players to come visit your builds or shops.💰Shops: Sell items to other players with emeralds.⚔️PVP: Toggle player VS. player combat on or off🐕Pet Trading: Transfer ownership of tamed animals by renaming a lead to the players username.🐈Lead Mechanics: All entities are leashable and while leashed entities will not take any damage!.🎖️Display Cases: One lingering invisibility potion (0:45 seconds) surrounded by 8 item frames crafts item display cases! Teleporting: Teleport to your friends no matter where they are in the world.💀Wither Spawning: Fight withers in safe arena space.🏃‍♀️Player Collision: Server player collision is off. This helps avoids trolls or players who may try to harm you while AFK.🏴‍☠️Spawners: Spawner mobs have no AI making them safe to have in bases and houses. You can also pick these up with Silk Touch when unlocked with voting or by rank!👨‍💻Free Rank: Unlock free rank and perks for your player.🌾No Crop Stomping: Crops will not trample when walked on.🚪Doorbells: Placing a button (sneak-placing) will automatically create a doorbell for your house!😄/back: Return to your death location!
pmc.sakurarealms.net

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TerrarioMC
Roleplay, Survival
TerrarioMC is one of the best Survival Multiplayer servers around in Minecraft. Hop on TerrarioMC.minehut.gg to have some fun with friends and make some new friends!
We are 1.8-1.16 compatible
TerrarioMC.minehut.gg

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FourNationsMC
PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival
Four Nations is a bending roleplay server; we feature a map based directly off of Avatar: The Last Airbender and The Legend of Korra. You are able to join a nation and rise through the ranks, you can also bend the elements!
Do you want to Roleplay? Our map features your favorite locations from Avatar: The Last Airbender! Enjoy a night at Kwong’s Cuisine, grab some tea at the Jasmine Dragon, or meditate in the Spirit Oasis! It’s all open!
Do you want to Build? The Nations are always looking to expand their settlements and strengthen their empires! You can build a new Fire Nation Colony, or a Brilliant Water Tribe Town, or even help build an Earth Kingdom Village!
Do you want to Fight? Four Nations features real bending, like from Avatar! You can bend the four elements or be an agile chiblocker and fight in the Arenas! If that’s not your style, you can also fight in battles between the nations!
Do you want to Explore and play Survival? You. Can. Do. That. It’s easy on Four Nations! You can do what you want! There’s no restrictions on freedom! Explore the world, build a base, build a large fortune!
play.fournationsmc.net

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Megido: Abyss (RPG, Adventure, Soulslike) [1.12.2 – 1.20.1]
Boss, Bosses, Castlevania, Class, Classes, Darksouls, Dungeon, Dungeons, Jrpg, LEVEL, Levels, Metroidvania, Roleplay, RPG, Souls, Soulslike
Megido: Abyss is a nonlinear, soulslike adventure RPG server
Enjoy challenging, high-stakes stamina based combat in a nonlinear metroidvania style interconnected world. Fight through intricate environments with hundreds of unique weapons and spells, and put your skills to the test against dozens of merciless boss fights.
Engage in cooperative play with up to 2 other players, or turn your sword against your kind by engaging in PvP invasions.
Unravel the mysteries of the abyss.
Check out our ingame Noteblock OST!
Join our discord server! Hiring builders now!
https://discordapp.com/invite/P95Y75u
play.megido.xyz

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Economy Survival
Economy, PvP, Survival
158.69.54.151 Please join my newly created Economy Survival server and indulge in the worry-free feature of No Griefing. Here you are able to build, create money, and pvp to become the victor of the server. Join Now!
158.69.54.151:25575

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Hermitcraft public maps
Anarchy, Survival
Explore previous seasons of Hermitcraft on this server. Currently you can explore Hermitcraft Season 5 to 7 For Season 7 you can also play in Anarchy mode Server maps reset on restart, with exception for the Long Term Anarchy of Season7
hermitcraft.xisumavoid.com

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Nightfall SMP
Custommap, Datapacks, Plugins, smp, Story, Survival, Survivalmultiplayer, Whitelisted, Whitelistedsmp
Nightfall SMP
Welcome to Nightfall SMP, your ultimate destination for immersive multiplayer survival gaming on Minecraft! As a whitelisted server, Nightfall SMP offers a tight-knit community where players come together to embark on epic adventures and forge lasting friendships in a dynamic virtual world.
Dive into our carefully crafted 1.20+ custom map, where every corner holds secrets to uncover and challenges to conquer. Whether you’re exploring lush forests, towering mountains, or mysterious caves, there’s always something new to discover on Nightfall SMP.
With a carefully curated selection of plugins, datapacks, and custom recipes, our server provides a unique gameplay experience tailored to enhance your survival journey. Settle into your cozy home, claim your territory to keep it safe, and dive into the thriving economy by setting up your own shops at our bustling spawn area.
Features:
Custom Map (1.20+): Explore a meticulously crafted world teeming with adventure, from dense forests to towering mountains and mysterious caves.
Spawn Area: Immerse yourself in our lovely spawn village, where players can set up shops and engage in a vibrant player-driven economy.
Whitelisted Server: Join a close-knit community of dedicated players in a safe and friendly environment, ran by friendly and trusted moderators.
Plugins and Datapacks: Enhance your gameplay with carefully selected plugins, datapacks, and custom recipes, tailored to enrich your survival experience.
Homes and Claims: Settle into your own cozy home and secure your territory with claims to keep it safe from other players.
The Story:
Nightfall SMP takes place during the golden age of piracy, where various countries strive for power and wealth through relentless warfare. Inspired by the world of Pirates of the Caribbean, our lore delves into a realm of adventure and peril, featuring undead pirates, mythical sea creatures, powerful corporations, and warring nations. Amidst the chaos of the high seas, players must navigate treacherous waters, forge alliances, and uncover ancient secrets to carve out their destiny in this thrilling and immersive world. Will you rise to become a legendary captain, or will you align yourself with the forces of order and seek to bring stability to the tumultuous seas?
At Nightfall SMP, the possibilities are endless. Will you band together with fellow adventurers to tackle formidable foes, or strike out on your own to carve your path to greatness? Join us today and let the adventure begin!
Join our discord to get whitelisted!
play.nightfallsmp.net

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New Server IP
Bedr0ckPVP
PvP, Survival
Ever heard of Minehut? Okay! Ever heard of a box pvp server? OKAY! EVER HEARD OF BEDR0CKPVP? YOU HAVN’T!??!??!?! than join because i’ve wrote like 4 paragraphs about the server and it keeps deleting…
Bedr0ckPVP.minehut.gg

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Beedom Network
KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival
Minecraft Server 1.8x – 1.18x
Our server has modalities such as survival, bedwars, ffa and practicepvp
We plan to make a nice server for the entire community, here we are not looking for profit and everything we have will go to the server.
play.beedom.net

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