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  • CompliSMP-Insults!

    CompliSMP-Insults!
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    Our server is home to the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. Need a break from all the chaos? Just sit back and enjoy some popcorn as you watch our resident drama llama stir up trouble in the chat.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to drop it like it’s hot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays golden eggs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Just remember, don’t feed the Endermen after midnight!

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  • CraftyPickupLines

    CraftyPickupLines
    Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and experience pick-up lines so hilarious, even creepers can’t resist laughing! We’ve got a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of wolves on a full moon night, and our moderators are so skilled at building, they once created a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks! So come on over and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you on our server!

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  • SarcastiCraft

    SarcastiCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with real-life Cartmans in your workplace? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world! Build a castle and lock up all the annoying coworkers inside, or create a maze filled with tasks they can never complete – just like Cartman and his easy tasks!

    Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama and ego-stroking of the real world. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about someone getting in your face and demanding a fist bump – unless, of course, you want to challenge them to a virtual fist fight in the game!

    So come join us and let’s keep things strictly business – Minecraft business, that is. Let’s build, explore, and have a laugh at the expense of all the Cartmans out there. See you in the virtual world!

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  • NoDramaMIL Minecraft Server

    NoDramaMIL Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Jenny at a family gathering? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of inappropriate behavior and embarrassing moments that will leave you questioning your life choices!

    Our server is so crazy, it makes Jenny’s high school graduation dinner look like a tea party. From ordering drinks like there’s no tomorrow to making sarcastic speeches at retirement parties, our players know how to keep things interesting.

    But don’t worry, we’ve got rules in place to keep things from getting too out of hand. Just like how Jenny’s mother-in-law had to lay down the law, our moderators are always on the lookout for any shenanigans.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as Jenny’s outfit choices, join us now! Just make sure to leave the sweatpants at home.

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  • 24 Hour Craze Server

    24 Hour Craze Server
    HEY YOU! YES, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIKE A UNICORN RIDING A RAINBOW THROUGH A FIELD OF DIAMONDS!

    WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND SHEEP THAT SING OPERA! NOT TO MENTION OUR SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS AND TREASURE CHESTS FULL OF GOLD!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS ALSO HOME TO A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS DIAMOND EGGS AND A MAGICAL FOREST WHERE THE TREES GROW CAKE INSTEAD OF FRUIT!

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT… UNLESS YOU’RE ALLERGIC TO FUN, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY.

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  • CraftySarcasmSA

    CraftySarcasmSA
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this crazy story!

    Imagine a Minecraft world where you can meet your American fiancé from South Africa, only to have a dinner with his family turn into a comedy show! Get ready for stereotypical comments, awkward moments, and a surprise proposal that will leave you questioning everything.

    But that’s not all! Experience the thrill of navigating through family drama, witty comebacks, and misunderstandings that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

    So, if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us now and let the chaos begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft experience anywhere else.

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  • RenFestRumble Minecraft Server

    RenFestRumble Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a medieval festival! Join us for a renaissance-themed adventure like no other, where you can dress up in your best medieval attire and immerse yourself in a world of knights, dragons, and castles.

    But beware, just like in real life, there may be some troublemakers lurking around. Will you encounter a player like Melissa, who spills drinks on your virtual dress and complains about everything in sight? Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated argument with a friend over the silliest of things, just like our friend Tim did.

    But fear not, for in our server, you can always count on your trusty sidekick Jake to calm things down and suggest a peaceful resolution. Whether you’re exploring the vast lands or engaging in epic battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So come join us and experience the thrill of a renaissance festival without the sticky spills and heated arguments. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (just make sure they’re not as dramatic as Melissa).

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  • USBcraft Minecraft Server

    USBcraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we ask the real questions like “If USA is so great, why did they make a USB?” Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and mind-boggling mysteries.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right, flying pigs! Rumor has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to embark on the craziest treasure hunt of your life.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the one and only Disco Sheep, who throws the most lit parties this side of the blocky universe. Dance the night away with your fellow players and watch as the Disco Sheep busts out some killer moves that will leave you in awe.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just uncover the answer to the age-old question: “If USA is so great, why did they make a USB?”

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  • DadJokesDirtyHumor Minecraft Server

    DadJokesDirtyHumor Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your meme-loving, joke-cracking, and pun-tastic needs!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with dad jokes that will make you groan, dirty humor that will make you blush, and everything in between. Our community is like no other, with players who are always ready to make you laugh until you cry (or pee your pants, we won’t judge).

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a mythical creature who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can make him laugh, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, his sense of humor is as fowl as his feathers.

    So why wait? Join us today and experience the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

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  • Block and Roll

    Block and Roll
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just say “fuck you” all the time? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us and experience a world where saying “fuck you” is not only encouraged, but rewarded! That’s right, every time you swear at someone, you’ll earn a diamond block in return.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Fuck You Forest,” where every tree is made of pure diamond and every creeper wears a top hat.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the profanity-filled adventures begin!

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