sarcasm – New Minecraft Servers (March 2025)

AnnoyancePro Minecraft SMP
AnnoyancePro, ANNOYING, Behavior, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, getting under someone’s skin, humor, Irritation, Manipulation, Minecraft, MONEY, passive aggressive, passive aggressive behavior, provocation, Psychology, reactions, sarcasm, smp, social dynamics, strategy, Tactics, WIT
OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, like right now! It’s so lit, you won’t believe it! We got a rule that if you annoy someone, you get $1,000 like whaaat?! Can you imagine all the diamonds you could buy with that? It’s like a dream come true!
So like, my strategy would be to build a giant statue of a chicken right outside someone’s house and just cluck all day long until they go crazy. And then BAM, $1,000 in my pocket! It’s genius, I tell ya!
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground society of llama farmers who control the economy of the server. They’re like the Illuminati but with fuzzy animals. You gotta join and uncover their secrets, it’s wild!
So come on, join us and start annoying people for cash! It’s the best decision you’ll ever make, trust me. Plus, llamas. Need I say more?

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DateRuiner420 – Minecraft SMP
awkward, blunder, Conversation, DateRuiner420, DATING, Disaster, EMBARRASSING, faux pas, first date, humor, inappropriate, insensitive, Minecraft, mistake, offensive, regret, relationships, Rude, sabotage, sarcasm, smp, Social Skills, tactless
OMG guys, you need to join this epic Minecraft server, like right now! It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, I swear. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground rollercoaster made entirely out of diamonds. And get this, every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the center of the map and grants wishes to all players who can find it.
But wait, there’s more! We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but rubber chickens and fish sticks. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can venture into the Nether where the floor is made of lava and the only way to survive is by wearing a suit made of marshmallows. Trust me, it’s totally safe.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers community. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen. Like one time, I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha with a skeleton while a group of villagers sang karaoke in the background. It was wild, man. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make absolutely no sense but will be totally epic, bro!

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Mind Melting Minecraft 1.21.1
1.21.1, Absurdity, brainrotting, digital age, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, lobotomy, melting, Meme culture, millennial, Mind, Minecraft, online trends, pop culture, sarcasm, satire, social media, Technology, trends, viral content, youth culture, zoomers
Yo, listen up you absolute potatoes! This Minecraft server is like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled tornado of chaos and confusion.
Join us if you want your brain cells to spontaneously combust and your IQ to drop faster than a lead balloon.
We’ve got more craziness than a squirrel on a caffeine bender, so buckle up and prepare to question your very existence.
It’s like a virtual lobotomy, but with creepers and diamonds instead of scalpels and anesthesia.
So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of absolute madness. Just don’t forget to bring your sanity, because you’re gonna need it. Or not, who really cares anyway?

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Beta Crafters United 1.20.6
1.20.6, alpha male, Beta, beta male, beta male tards, Compliment, Confidence, Crafters, funny, humor, insult, internet culture, lmao, Masculinity, post, sarcasm, satire, self esteem, self worth, social commentary, Stereotypes, tards, think.., United
Yo, listen up, you absolute legends! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick, then you gotta check out this place!
We’ve got more custom mods than a squirrel has nuts, and our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.
Join us if you wanna build a tower taller than your ego, mine for diamonds like a Kardashian mines for drama, and PvP like your life depends on it (spoiler alert: it doesn’t, but it’s still hella fun).
So what are you waiting for, you potato-loving, creeper-fearing, block-placing maniacs? Come join us on this Minecraft server and let’s make some memories that’ll make even Herobrine jealous!

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Enchanted Isles 1.20.5
1.20.5, Apology, bar, blanket, Cum, dark humor, drinks, ejaculation, Enchanted, first date, handsy, hard penis, Isles, Laughter, Phone, precum, Rubbing, sarcasm, shock, Tinder, tits, Virgin, VIRGINITY
Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! This Minecraft server is like that awkward first date where you prematurely explode like a volcano! But hey, that’s the fun of it! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time when I lost my virginity and my dignity in one fell swoop. You never know what might happen next on this server, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored! So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make you question your life choices!

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MeanGirlRevenge Minecraft Server
Australia, Behavior, Connections, Contempt, cyclist, Drinking, EMBARRASSMENT, exclusion, hurtful, ignoring, mean girl, MeanGirlRevenge, Memories, Minecraft, partying, rich girl, roommates, sarcasm, Server, snobby, study abroad, Upset
So, imagine this: you’re in a Minecraft server where everyone is super nice and inclusive, except for a few mean girls who think they rule the server. They constantly exclude you, make plans without you, and even yell at you to get out of the way like you’re a pesky cyclist. But fear not, because revenge is sweet in this server!
Join us and show those mean girls who’s boss by building the most epic castle they’ve ever seen. Make friends with the coolest players on the server and leave those snobby girls in the dust. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into them one day and get to ignore them like the queen you are. So come on, join our server and let’s show those mean girls what real Minecraft skills look like!

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JokeCraft: Laughter is Contagious
comedian, comedy, Contagious, Entertainment, funny, humor, humor writing, Humorist, humorist life, humorist musings, humorist quotes, humorist sayings, JOKE, JokeCraft, Laughter, one liner, pun, sarcasm, satire, stand up, WIT
hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! our server is so crazy, it makes herobrine look like a cuddly kitten! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers! u never know what u’ll find around the corner!
join us and u can ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamonds, and even have a pet dragon! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to come near us!
come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server! but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave! so what are u waiting for? come join us now and let the madness begin!

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SassyCraft
acerbic response, biting sarcasm, caustic remark, clever retort, cutting comeback, deadpan reply, dry humor, facetious answer, flippant comment, insincere retort, ironic quip, ironic remark, sarcasm, sarcastic reply, sassy comeback, SassyCraft, smart aleck comment, snarky response, snide retort, tongue-in-cheek response, witty comeback
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the sarcastic players out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with snarky comments, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who love to roast each other in the chat.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by rearranging their block placements and stealing their diamonds. Some say if you catch a glimpse of the ghost, it will give you a sarcastic thumbs up before disappearing into the shadows.
So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where the mobs are all dressed in clown costumes, the creepers explode confetti, and the only way to mine diamonds is by telling a really bad joke? Don’t miss out on the most hilariously chaotic Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

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BrownieCraft Minecraft Server
baking, Boundaries, BrownieCraft, Brownies, Communication, Conflict, emotional distress, friendship, gossip, Group Chat, hurt feelings, hurtful comments, ignoring messages, long distance, Minecraft, misunderstandings, peer pressure, relationships, rude behavior, sarcasm, self-care, Server, social media
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us and witness the epic tale of Aiden, Abby, Jane, Rose, and Dan as they navigate the treacherous waters of brownie baking etiquette.
Experience the thrill of sarcastic banter, passive-aggressive messages, and friends talking behind each other’s backs in our virtual world. Will you be the one to bring peace to this chaotic group chat, or will you stir the pot even more?
Join now and show off your baking skills, because on this server, brownies are serious business. Who knows, you might even earn the title of the Brownie King or Queen and rule over the land with a spatula of justice.
So come on, don’t be a brownie-hoarder like Aiden. Join our server and let the drama unfold in the most delicious way possible.

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SavageComebackQueen – Minecraft SMP
banter, Clever, clever comebacks, clever responses, comeback lines, Comebacks, funny comebacks, humor, Minecraft, Quick Thinking, quick wit, repartee, Responses, retorts, sarcasm, Sassy, SavageComebackQueen, sharp, sharp-tongued, smp, Snappy, WIT, Witty
Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecrafters out there! Do you wanna join the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers SMP ever created? Well, look no further because this server is where all the cool kids hang out!
We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! And if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about this – every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn appears and grants you three wishes! Yeah, you heard me right, THREE WISHES!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered creatures with an iron beak. And rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted the power to control time itself!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, okay? Okay.

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⚡ MineBundle ⭐ We work for you! Minecraft server
1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Clans, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, Pirate, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Weddings, Without Launcher
MineBundle – There were 3 more servers before it and this is the latest form. The server is on version 1.17.1. It is constantly updated and has 2 main creators of the server, 3 years were spent on its development! The server is not a cheap school server with a free donation! This is a full-fledged Minecraft server without /gm 1 and Administrator
Donut, Minigames, Vulture, Anarchy, Survival: This is all for you, the player!
(By the way, the donation does not go towards chocolate for the admins, but towards the development and stabilization of the server!) But there is one thing, but the server is not open yet. And if you start playing right now, then after the server opens you will have the opportunity to snatch a free Donation!
45.93.200.42:25612

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Indominus Legion
Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival
LegionCraft is a survival based Minecraft Server with unique features that match with the playstyle of The Indominus Legion. With a mixture of the PvP and peace, LegionCraft is a perfect place for any type of player. Whether you want to pillage other player’s houses, challenge foes in the arena, make a nice settlement with your friends or simply be a barkeep, LegionCraft has it all! Although still in development, our official Minecraft server is a well built and engaging place to play.
theindominuslegion.apexmc.co

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MaikyGaming
Survival
just for fun /……………………………………………………………………………………
freemcserver.net:26246

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Heavens craft
Survival
Heavenscraft is a Survival Minecraft Server with a beautiful lobby and spawn, we have paid and rankup ranks for the server, we have a discord server with lovely staff.
heavenscraft.playsn.co

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Pixelmon #1 Minecraft server
Pixelmon
The owner of the Pixelmon 1 server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Altheya
Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival
Welcome to Altheya! We’re a community SMP server with a bunch of plugins that make the gameplay experience more interesting! Explore brand new world generation, automate block generators, and work with others to build massive structures! We also have automation plugins that allow you to harvest resources and do tasks while working on other things. Come check us out!
play.altheya.net

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CraftPlanet
Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla
CraftPlanet Survival Server 1.17.1 (OptiFine) With a wide range of Custom gameplay we have a lot of possibilities on our server, different worlds to explore, and nice events!
Our Survival Server is based on a Custom Economy system that’s update every week, we have Vendors, Auction, Shop directory, Resource worlds, Events, Crates, Dungeons, PvP, last but not least a Survival world where your adventure begins!
CraftPlanet provides a unique gameplay to our players, you can build solo or with friends, or make new friends on our community, Explore Now
Join CraftPlanet today, you will surely find a way that suits you, now let the fun begin alongside your friends!
play.craftplanet.net

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Oneria
action, Active, Economy, Faction, Faction Survival, Factions, mod, Modded, Mods
Oneria [1.12.2] – We offer a faction with a wide range of additions ★ More Ores ★ Biomes O’ Plenty ★ Quark ★ Furniture Mod ★ Magics agriculture ★ Farm Zone ★ Minage Zone ★ and more! Come join the best Minecraft server today where we host ★ FREQUENT UPDATES ★ have an ACTIVE STAFF TEAM ★ and a FAMILY FRIENDLY player base! What are you waiting? Download the modpack here: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/oneria …or on the Curseforge app Join us here: https://discord.gg/NryPGtG3yF …for any information
oneria.modded.fun

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AnarchyCraft Minecraft server
Welcome to Anarchy!!!
On this server everyone can play with friends for free!
Advantages:
1. Playing without rules, that is, explosions, spreading fire, etc. are allowed.
2. Private in blocks.
3. Auction, purchasing items for real money + weapons!!
I will give the first 10 players the SHULKER privilege, a promotional code for a 70% discount on all donations and a PHANTOMA kit bonus
You will get all this and pleasure by joining the server first!!!
Take your chance!!
45.93.200.29:25615

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Valury Network
Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla
Welcome to Valury Network!
We are a unique SMP Server that offers Custom Items, Quests, Custom Bosses, Animated Prefixes and more! Our goal is to give you something new almost every day, to keep it fun for everyone. We do that by adding daily quests and even monthly ones to work towards. Valury Network is a great server to keep you entertained and make many new friends with people from all over the world!
Join our java server with the IP Valury.Network on version 1.17.1, if you want to interact with players more easily come join the discord and stay up to date! Discord: https://www.discord.gg/XNqpBQuWhV
Valury.Network

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