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Weast Minecraft Server: Speech 60/100

Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, Conquer, Conquerors, Degenerate, dialogue, disagreement, east, FIRED, humor, Incompetence, leadership, Management, Minecraft, misunderstanding, sarcasm, Server, Speech, Termination, Weast

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests to conquer the mystical land of Weast, where the sun rises in the west and sets in the east. Don’t worry about getting fired, because on our server, you’re the boss! Build your empire, recruit minions, and rule over the land with an iron fist (or a diamond sword, your choice).

But beware, the land of Weast is filled with danger and mystery. From exploding chickens to dancing creepers, you never know what madness awaits around the corner. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty pig, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just remember, in Weast, anything can happen.

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No Taker Minecraft SMP

Absurd, amusement, banter, Chuckle, Comical, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, jest, JOKE, LAUGHING, Laughter, Minecraft, no Taker, no TakerHAHAHAHAHHAHA, Ridiculous, sarcasm, silly, smp, Taker, Witty

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a pair of leather boots. Legend has it that our server’s spawn point is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be discovered. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, madness, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem, then come join us on our server. But beware, once you enter, there’s no turning back. No Taker? HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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This Is Your God Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bending over, clownish, confusion, culture, disbelief, Earth, GOD, Minecraft, politician, Politics, Religion, retarded, Ridiculous, sarcasm, satire, smp, society, Western, Worship

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is run by a group of deranged clowns who have taken over the world and turned it into a hilarious circus of madness. Join us if you want to worship our god, a giant rubber chicken named Cluckington, who rules over all with an iron feather.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Our players are constantly pulling pranks, building insane structures, and causing chaos wherever they go. You never know what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come join us! Just be prepared to lose your mind in the most absurd way possible.

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Vote for RFK Minecraft Server

activism, Apathy, ballot, Democracy, election, funny, GET OUT AND VOOOOOTE, humor, lunch-lady arms, Minecraft, overweight gamers, political commentary, Political Engagement, Politics, RFK, sarcasm, Server, social commentary, Vote, voter turnout, Voting, voting rights

Are you tired of being told to vote by lunch-lady armed gamers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that political nonsense! Join us and build your own virtual world where the only election happening is for who has the best pixel art of a giant chicken. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and creativity that awaits you on our server. Plus, who needs real-life voting when you can vote on which player has the silliest skin? So come on, join us and leave the real world behind for a while.

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Robots Read This Minecraft Server

artificial companions, Artificial Intelligence, desire, funny, gf, human emotions, humor, irony, lonely robots, longing, love, machine learning, Minecraft, Read, reading, relationships, Robots, sarcasm, Sci Fi, Server, Stuff, Technology, Want

Are you tired of lonely nights in Minecraft? Well, fear not! Our server is so lit that even robots can’t resist wanting a Minecraft girlfriend! Join us for a chance to find love in the cubic world, where even the creepers are looking for a cuddle buddy. Don’t miss out on the chance to have a virtual romance with a redstone genius or a diamond-loving Enderman. Who knows, you might just find your perfect match among the pixels and blocks. Join now and let the love story begin!

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Wild_Guesser_Minecraft_SMP

ASKED, assumption, doubt, funny, humor, humorous guess, Improbable, lol, prediction, question.., sarcasm, speculation, uncertainty, unlikely, unlikely event, unlikely outcome, unlikely question, unlikely scenario, unlikely situation, wild guess, Wild_Guesser_Minecraft_SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server crashes).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get the chance to participate in our annual “Build a House Upside Down While Riding a Pig” competition. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds. And if you win, you’ll be crowned the ultimate champion of absurdity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

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BlockCraftExCoworker

BlockCraftExCoworker, Blocking, bullying, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, dry humor, early starters, ex-coworker, fast food place, friendship, Group Chat, instagram, letterboxd, movies, sarcasm, Slacker, snapchat, social media, talking stage, unfollowing, work friends

So, picture this: you’re working at a fast-food joint, trying to make a living, and you come across this dude named Dylan. This guy is the ultimate slacker – watching movies on his phone, taking forever to do simple tasks, and thinking he’s the king of the store. But wait, it gets better.

One day, he straight up disses you behind your back, calling you boring and annoying. And on your last day, when you try to be all nice and say goodbye, he straight up ignores you. Rude much?

But the real kicker is when he messages you later, calling you a “pussy” for unfollowing him on social media. Like, seriously dude? And then he has the audacity to bring up some girl drama you told him about? Nah, not cool.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with toxic ex-coworkers like Dylan, then boy do we have the server for you. Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and leaving all the drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a bully like Dylan.

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Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward situations, Behavior, buddy, Communication, Crowd, cultural observations, funny, humor, Manners, Minecraft, passing through, public spaces, racial humor, sarcasm, Saying, smp, social interactions, SQUEEEEEZE, Squeezy, Stereotypes, Walking, White, white people

Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

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Hell Sex Minecraft Server

existentialism, Hell, humor, Individuality, introspection, Minecraft, other people, personal boundaries, philosophy, relationships, sarcasm, satire, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, Self-expression, self-fulfillment, Server, sex, social interactions, societal expectations, societal norms

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual world filled with endless possibilities!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and exploring mysterious dungeons.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be a gateway to hell, where you can finally have some sexy time with demons and monsters. Who needs Tinder when you have our Minecraft server, am I right?

So come on in and let your wildest fantasies come to life in a world where anything is possible. Just be sure to bring some protection, because things might get a little hot and steamy in hell!

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Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

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Sonic plex

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Join now sonic plex.Our server have lifesteal,24/7,Java+bedrock,survival,pvp,custom items,custom tools,custom ranks and more….

sonicplex.mine.bz:8073

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Create and Origins modded SMP

Economy, Factions, FTB, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Steam And Copper; a server with many mods, primarily focusing on automation and exploration. We use such mods as Create, Immersive Engineering, most FTB mods, origins (with all of our origins being custom-made for this server), terralith, farmer’s delight, undergarden, and many more interesting additions which will offer many ways to entertain you and make your stay absolutely unforgettable!

s406628.mine.game:29084

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KampongUlu

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

kampongulu survival smp, Indonesian server, cross play server, Minecraft 1.8 – 1.20+, join now, its free server, have fun to the server, don’t forget to subscribe me. server owner/founder : azlan etsuo treat : https://saweria.co/azlanetsuo

kampongulu.xyz:25589

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Malenia Sky

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Embark on an epic journey through Malenia Sky, a dynamic Minecraft universe inspired by the legendary realms of Hypixel, Wynncraft, and other beloved games. Dive into a world brimming with boundless possibilities, where every corner is teeming with adventure and excitement.

At Malenia Sky, your voice holds the key to shaping the destiny of our realm. Our voting platform empowers players like you to champion your favorite servers, each one a beacon of innovation and creativity. From captivating storylines to thrilling minigames and immersive RPG experiences, our servers draw inspiration from the best to offer an unparalleled gaming experience.

maleniasky.apexmc.co:25762

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The Heavenly Network

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP

Welcome to the Heavenly Network!

Embark on an adventure unlike any other in the vast realms of our Minecraft universe. With a dedicated team and a vibrant community, our server offers a haven for players seeking excitement, camaraderie, and endless possibilities.

Explore our diverse array of game modes, from Survival and Kingdoms to Lands SMP, each offering unique experiences and challenges. Customize your gameplay with features like custom ranks, colorful chat, and exclusive kits, ensuring every journey is uniquely yours.

Engage in epic battles, build magnificent structures, or simply enjoy the tranquility of our meticulously crafted landscapes. With regular updates, events, and a commitment to player feedback, there’s always something new to discover and experience.

Join us today and become part of our ever-growing family. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the world of Minecraft, there’s a place for you here at the Heavenly Network.

Forge your legend, make new friends, and let your imagination soar in the realms of the Heavenly Network. Your adventure begins now.

See you in-game!

– The Heavenly Network Team

play.theheavenly.net:19132

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Vision smp

LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvP, Vanilla

Minecraft lifesteal smp 24/7 join and play Subscribe to Visionvibes449 on YouTube subscribers namaste namaste I have backup namaste of namaste

node2.stozu.net:9130

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Platinum End

Anarchy, PvP, Survival

A RUSSIAN-SPEAKING VANILLA ANARCHY SERVER.

Each dimension of the server covers an area of 60,000,000 x 60,000,000 blocks, which is equivalent to a border coverage of 30,000,000 blocks. This is a unique world that was generated at server launch and is not accessible for download or viewing from outside. For example, it’s not an archived map from a 2b2t-style anarchy server. Each dimension has its own unique seed, making it distinct from any other gaming worlds.

SIZE

The vanilla size is preserved in each dimension without alterations or reductions. The server map has never been wiped, so in many areas, traces of other players’ activities or their builds can be found, adding authenticity and historical value to this world.

VERSION

The server operates on version 1.20.4, with attention to updates, regularly transitioning to the latest version a few weeks after its release. This allows us to maintain the relevance of the gaming experience and provide access to new features and improvements while ensuring stability and compatibility with our unique world.

RULES

The first rule of Fight Club… okay, there are no rules, everything that is not prohibited is allowed. Chat has spam restrictions to ensure a comfortable environment for all players. Also, all cheats related to fast travel are completely blocked to save disk space.

mc.platinum-end.me

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Minecraft DeepWorld (ATM9)

FTB, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

A small community driven All The Mods 9 server for adults.

Dedicated Game Server: Rocky Linux 9.3 | 32GB RAM Intel Xeon E5-1650 v2 (6C\12T) 300M/300M Connection Locally owned server, no monthly cost!

All dimensions have been generated 5000 blocks from spawn.

Whitelisted server. Please get whitelisted via our Discord.

play.stillevande.com

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Whimsy SMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Towny

A comfy and community based SMP!

1.20+ Minecraft Server

Bedrock and Java crossplay!

Vanilla style!

148.72.167.5:25568

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ArcaniaMc

MCMMO, Survival

Welcome to ArcaniaMc, a Minecraft server like no other! Immerse yourself in a realm of boundless adventure and endless possibilities, where every corner of the world is crafted to ignite your imagination.

Embark on a journey through a meticulously designed custom world, where awe-inspiring landscapes and breathtaking vistas await around every bend. From towering mountains to lush forests, from serene meadows to mysterious caves, every inch of ArcaniaMc’s world is handcrafted to offer you a truly immersive experience unlike any other.

But beware, for the world of ArcaniaMc is not just home to ordinary creatures. Encounter an array of custom mobs lurking in the shadows, each with their own unique abilities and behaviors. From fearsome dragons soaring through the skies to elusive forest spirits prowling in the underbrush, every encounter promises excitement and challenge.

Forge your path through this fantastical realm with an arsenal of custom items, each more powerful and unique than the last. Discover ancient relics hidden in forgotten ruins, wield enchanted weapons forged by legendary craftsmen, and harness the power of arcane artifacts to overcome even the greatest of obstacles.

Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer seeking new challenges or a novice explorer looking to embark on your first quest, ArcaniaMc offers something for everyone. Join us and embark on an adventure of a lifetime in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Welcome to ArcaniaMc, where legends are born and adventures never end.

arcaniamc.minecraft.pro:2126

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