Sarcasm MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

AnnoyancePro Minecraft SMP

Conflict, Tactics, Confrontation, ANNOYING, Communication

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, like right now! It’s so lit, you won’t believe it! We got a rule that if you annoy someone, you get $1,000 like whaaat?! Can you imagine all the diamonds you could buy with that? It’s like a dream come true!

So like, my strategy would be to build a giant statue of a chicken right outside someone’s house and just cluck all day long until they go crazy. And then BAM, $1,000 in my pocket! It’s genius, I tell ya!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground society of llama farmers who control the economy of the server. They’re like the Illuminati but with fuzzy animals. You gotta join and uncover their secrets, it’s wild!

So come on, join us and start annoying people for cash! It’s the best decision you’ll ever make, trust me. Plus, llamas. Need I say more?

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DateRuiner420 – Minecraft SMP

DATING, mistake, relationships, insensitive, Social Skills

OMG guys, you need to join this epic Minecraft server, like right now! It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, I swear. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground rollercoaster made entirely out of diamonds. And get this, every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the center of the map and grants wishes to all players who can find it.

But wait, there’s more! We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but rubber chickens and fish sticks. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can venture into the Nether where the floor is made of lava and the only way to survive is by wearing a suit made of marshmallows. Trust me, it’s totally safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers community. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen. Like one time, I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha with a skeleton while a group of villagers sang karaoke in the background. It was wild, man. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make absolutely no sense but will be totally epic, bro!

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Mind Melting Minecraft 1.21.1

zoomers, youth culture, brainrotting, melting, humor

Yo, listen up you absolute potatoes! This Minecraft server is like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled tornado of chaos and confusion.

Join us if you want your brain cells to spontaneously combust and your IQ to drop faster than a lead balloon.

We’ve got more craziness than a squirrel on a caffeine bender, so buckle up and prepare to question your very existence.

It’s like a virtual lobotomy, but with creepers and diamonds instead of scalpels and anesthesia.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of absolute madness. Just don’t forget to bring your sanity, because you’re gonna need it. Or not, who really cares anyway?

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Beta Crafters United 1.20.6

Stereotypes, United, insult, satire, alpha male

Yo, listen up, you absolute legends! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick, then you gotta check out this place!

We’ve got more custom mods than a squirrel has nuts, and our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

Join us if you wanna build a tower taller than your ego, mine for diamonds like a Kardashian mines for drama, and PvP like your life depends on it (spoiler alert: it doesn’t, but it’s still hella fun).

So what are you waiting for, you potato-loving, creeper-fearing, block-placing maniacs? Come join us on this Minecraft server and let’s make some memories that’ll make even Herobrine jealous!

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Enchanted Isles 1.20.5

shock, first date, tits, hard penis, Phone

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! This Minecraft server is like that awkward first date where you prematurely explode like a volcano! But hey, that’s the fun of it! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time when I lost my virginity and my dignity in one fell swoop. You never know what might happen next on this server, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored! So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make you question your life choices!

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MeanGirlRevenge Minecraft Server

mean girl, exclusion, rich girl, Contempt, cyclist

So, imagine this: you’re in a Minecraft server where everyone is super nice and inclusive, except for a few mean girls who think they rule the server. They constantly exclude you, make plans without you, and even yell at you to get out of the way like you’re a pesky cyclist. But fear not, because revenge is sweet in this server!

Join us and show those mean girls who’s boss by building the most epic castle they’ve ever seen. Make friends with the coolest players on the server and leave those snobby girls in the dust. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into them one day and get to ignore them like the queen you are. So come on, join our server and let’s show those mean girls what real Minecraft skills look like!

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JokeCraft: Laughter is Contagious

stand up, humorist sayings, Entertainment, Contagious, one liner

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! our server is so crazy, it makes herobrine look like a cuddly kitten! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers! u never know what u’ll find around the corner!

join us and u can ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamonds, and even have a pet dragon! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to come near us!

come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server! but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave! so what are u waiting for? come join us now and let the madness begin!

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SassyCraft

sarcastic reply, deadpan reply, ironic quip, snarky response, flippant comment

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the sarcastic players out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with snarky comments, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who love to roast each other in the chat.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by rearranging their block placements and stealing their diamonds. Some say if you catch a glimpse of the ghost, it will give you a sarcastic thumbs up before disappearing into the shadows.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where the mobs are all dressed in clown costumes, the creepers explode confetti, and the only way to mine diamonds is by telling a really bad joke? Don’t miss out on the most hilariously chaotic Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

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BrownieCraft Minecraft Server

BrownieCraft, hurtful comments, baking, Group Chat, self-care

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us and witness the epic tale of Aiden, Abby, Jane, Rose, and Dan as they navigate the treacherous waters of brownie baking etiquette.

Experience the thrill of sarcastic banter, passive-aggressive messages, and friends talking behind each other’s backs in our virtual world. Will you be the one to bring peace to this chaotic group chat, or will you stir the pot even more?

Join now and show off your baking skills, because on this server, brownies are serious business. Who knows, you might even earn the title of the Brownie King or Queen and rule over the land with a spatula of justice.

So come on, don’t be a brownie-hoarder like Aiden. Join our server and let the drama unfold in the most delicious way possible.

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SavageComebackQueen – Minecraft SMP

humor, Comebacks, funny comebacks, clever responses, retorts

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecrafters out there! Do you wanna join the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers SMP ever created? Well, look no further because this server is where all the cool kids hang out!

We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! And if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about this – every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn appears and grants you three wishes! Yeah, you heard me right, THREE WISHES!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered creatures with an iron beak. And rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted the power to control time itself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, okay? Okay.

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