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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 3750 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Buildings Constructed: | 47 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 35 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 16 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 |
Ores Mined: | 1653 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
If you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of candy. We also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and emerald ore, guarded by a squad of ninja pigs armed with enchanted swords.
Forget about boring old economics, on our server, the currency is cookies and the stock market is run by a group of zombie pigmen who trade in rotten flesh. So come on down and join the wackiest Minecraft server in the multiverse!