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BlockyLoveOrNah?

BlockyLoveOrNah, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, family, growth, Happiness, Intimacy, long term, love, loyalty, Marriage, Partnership, relationships, romance, satisfaction, Stability, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6401
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Towns Built:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of your boring old marriage? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and leave your real-life spouse behind for a virtual marriage full of adventure and excitement. Who needs stability when you can have blocky love? Plus, our server is filled with crazy quests and challenges that will make you forget all about your real-life problems. So come join us and say goodbye to your boring old marriage, and hello to a whole new world of pixelated passion!

CommanderNasrallah’sMCServer

Assassination, CommanderNasrallahsMCServer, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, hezbollah, Israel, leadership, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Nasrallah, Political, regional unrest, response, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions, threat, top commander

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1626
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Votes:	1547
Void Armor Forged:	28	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Come join our epic Minecraft server where the only scenario you need to worry about is how many creepers you can blow up in one go! We have the craziest PvP battles that will make Israel weep for their top commander. But don’t worry, our players are always ready for any scenario, whether it’s building the biggest castle or trolling your friends with secret traps. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to laugh your blocky butt off on our server!

Lula’s Crazy Craft Land

contested election, Corruption, Craft, crazy, Crisis, Democracy, democracy at risk, democracy in crisis, election, Electoral Process, foreign intervention, fraud, Government, international relations, Land, Latin America, Lula, Lulas, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, political instability, Politics, south america, Venezuela

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6724
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	New Chunks Explored:	429420
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Crops Grown:	1673
Meteorites Collected:	0	Farms Harvested:	949
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Join our epic Minecraft server where everything is a total joke, just like the contested election in Venezuela according to Lula! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical unicorn that granted them three wishes. They wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a hot tub filled with lava. And guess what? All their wishes came true!

But that’s not all. We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a talking potato that tells hilarious jokes. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who are always down for a good laugh.

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of craziness!

MemoryCraft: Stress-Free Gaming with CBG

anxiety reduction, anxiety relief, cannabinoid, cannabinoid research, cbg, CBG benefits, clinical trial, cognitive function, double-blind study, Gaming, human trial, intoxication, memory enhancement, memory enhancement effects, memory recall, MemoryCraft, mental health, placebo-controlled study, stress reduction, stress relief, stressfree, whole plant cannabis, word recall

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5059
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	108	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like smokin’ dat good good CBG strain but without gettin’ all loopy, ya feel me? Like, u can build ur own world and chillax without all da stress and anxiety, it’s like a virtual chill pill, bro.

And get dis, it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on dis server can actually make u smarter! Like, u gonna be rememberin’ lists of words like a freakin’ genius, man. It’s like brain training but way more fun, ya know?

So come on, join da party on dis Minecraft server and let’s get our CBG-enhanced memory on, yo! It’s gonna be lit AF, trust me.

PolarLand – Vanilla server on version 1.20x Minecraft server

1.20x, alone, Company, donation, Lag, Minecraft, Mode, Plugins, PolarLand, PvP, Rtp, Server, Sethome, Spawn, Tpa, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8025
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7643
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Runes Activated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

You can play on it both with a company and alone, the server works on versions from 1.20 (Recommended) to 1.21, there is no donation and lags on it, there are only basic plugins on /rtp, /spawn, /tpa, /sethome, well and pvp mode, how could it be without it

95.105.53.186

BlockParty Minecraft Server

81978162, blockparty, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server, tags

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7922
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	734826	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or how about riding a pig into battle against a horde of evil villagers?

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and become a legend in the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

DragonBallSMPSuperCraft

Akira Toriyama, Androids, Anime, Cell, child safety, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, DragonBallSMPSuperCraft, Frieza, goku, japanese animation, Manga, Martial Arts, Namekian, Piccolo, power levels, Saiyan, Super Saiyan, tournament of power, Universe 7, Vegeta

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5391
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Buildings Constructed:	35	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing scarier than the creepers is Piccolo! That’s right, this server is run by a rogue Namekian who has taken it upon himself to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors.

Join us if you dare, as Piccolo will challenge you to epic battles and intense training sessions. But beware, if you don’t keep up, you may find yourself in the belly of a hungry Ender Dragon!

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like golden carrots and enchanted diamond swords. And every Saturday night, we host a dance party at the Nether fortress, complete with disco balls made of glowstone.

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive Piccolo’s training camp. Just remember, in this world, only the strongest will survive.

PanicCraft Minecraft Server

adult rec league, anxiety, Communication, Decision making, depression, Guilt, husband, infant, mental health, Minecraft, panic attack, PanicCraft, parenting, perspective, RESPONSIBILITY, Routine, self-care, Server, sleepless nights, stress, Support, Volleyball, Wife

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2772
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while escaping the stress of sleepless nights and arguments with your partner. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose, especially if your husband is having panic attacks while you’re away playing volleyball.

Forget about quitting your favorite game, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who needs sleep when you can build epic structures and explore endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave those panic attacks behind!

NoBoysAllowedCraft

alcohol, alienation, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Confrontation, creeps, Defending, defending friend, defending partner, Disrespect, Friend, Harassment, Inappropriate Behavior, kicking out, NoBoysAllowedCraft, Party, setting boundaries, social gatherings, standing up for self, uncomfortable situations, unwanted advances

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6296
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Ores Mined:	1503	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Emeralds Found:	4615
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Farms Harvested:	831	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Are you tired of creepy boyfriends ruining your Minecraft party? Join our server where we have a strict no creep policy! Just like Sarah’s boyfriend, Jack, who couldn’t keep his hands to himself at a party, we kick out any players who make others uncomfortable.

Imagine a virtual world where you can build and explore without the fear of someone ruining the fun with inappropriate behavior. Our server is a safe space for everyone, except for Jack of course. He’s banned for life.

So come join us and leave the drama at the door. Build, mine, and have a blast with fellow players who respect boundaries. And remember, if you ever feel uncomfortable, just let us know and we’ll handle it faster than Jack can chug a beer!

SeriesLoverMC SMP

action, binge watching, Characters, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, episodes, FANTASY, favorite series, Mystery, Plot, reality tv, romance, Sci Fi, Seasons, series finale, SeriesLoverMC, smp, streaming, television, Thriller, tv shows

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3635
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat. From battling giant mutant chickens to navigating through a maze of exploding creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and guarded by a team of ninja llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of infinite power.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!