Capeshit film stars straight white men… Minecraft SMP
Our lineup of players includes Regis Altare, who can build a castle out of dirt in under 10 minutes. And don’t forget about Axel Syrios, whose redstone creations will blow your mind (literally, sometimes they explode).
But that’s not all! Gavis Bettel is known for his epic parkour skills, Machina X Flayon can tame any wild animal with just a carrot, and Banzoin Hakka once survived a zombie apocalypse armed only with a wooden sword.
On the ARMIS side, Jurard T Rexford is the master of disguise, Goldbullet is the king of treasure hunting, and Octavio can summon lightning bolts with just a flick of his wrist.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as wild, wacky, and wonderful as ours? Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, but you didn’t hear that from us. 😉
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that if you collect all the cards, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves! Want a diamond castle? Done. Want a pet dragon to ride around on? Easy peasy. Want unlimited pizza for life? You got it!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Clow Reed himself, who will challenge you to epic battles for the chance to win even more powerful cards. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden realm of the adorable Keroberos, who will guide you on your quest to become the ultimate cardcaptor.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Cardcaptor Sakura thread today and embark on the most magical Minecraft adventure of your life!
Version > 1.9-1.21.1
Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest
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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)
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Server advantages:
1. No lags
2. No donation bytes
3. Friendly admins
4. Constant updates
5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)
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Survival:
➤ Football (/football)
➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)
➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)
➤ Weapons (/guns)
➤ Transport (/vehicles)
➤ Pets (/pets)
➤ Feelings (/feelings)
➤ Duels (/duel)
➤ Sex (/sex)
➤ Clans (/clan)
➤ Weddings (/marry)
➤ Hookahs (/kalian)
➤ Friends (/friends)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Dance (/dance)
➤ Spit (/spit)
➤ Private (/region)
➤ Tops (/tops)
➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)
➤ Date head database (/headdb)
➤ Skin illumination (/glow)
➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)
➤ Report-System (/report)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)
➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)
➤ King of the Mountains (/king)
➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)
➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)
➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)
➤ Economy (Currency)
➤ Salary (Issued automatically)
➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)
➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)
➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)
➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)
➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)
➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)
➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)
➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)
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Anarchy:
➤ Airdrops
➤ Mystics
➤ Caches
➤ Relics
➤ Spheres
➤ Blocks with private
➤ Items at lvl X
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ Buyer (/seller)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Shop (/shop)
➤ Quests (/quests)
➤ Whales (/kit)
➤ Free cases with donation (/free)
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SkyBlock:
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)
➤ Menu (/menu)
➤ Shop (/shop)
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Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a talking pig who claimed to be the ruler of the land. He challenged them to a dance-off and whoever won got a lifetime supply of diamonds. Needless to say, things got pretty funky on the dance floor that day.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. The catch? You have to wear a chicken suit the entire time. It’s a clucking good time, trust me.
Oh, and did I mention the hidden treasure chests scattered throughout the server? Rumor has it that one lucky player found a chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that granted them the power to fly. Talk about a game-changer!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bonkers as it is fun, look no further. Join us and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite vegetable, and participate in weekly llama races where the winner gets a diamond block!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Will you join forces with him or challenge his rule in an epic chicken duel?
So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most WTF moments you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!
But that’s not all, folks! On this server, you’ll also encounter wild kei Japan Honda trucks roaming the land. These bad boys are known for their insane speed and agility, making them the ultimate challenge for any Minecraft player.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show off your cuck truck driving skills. Who knows, you might even become the king of the road in the world of Minecraft!
Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a massive prank war. TNT traps, fake lava pits, and exploding chickens everywhere you turn. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun… unless you’re the one getting pranked, of course.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted infinite riches and power. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember to watch your back… and your diamonds!
But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive leaked upcoming characters that will blow your mind. Picture this: Deadpool riding a unicorn into battle, or Spiderman swinging from skyscraper to skyscraper. The possibilities are endless!
And don’t even get me started on the new costumes that have been released. You can dress up your character in the most outrageous outfits, from a disco dancing Captain America to a punk rock Black Widow.
Join us on this wild adventure where anything is possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come across a secret gift code for a free Ironman skin. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
– Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures, like the elusive Buttcheek Slapper and the legendary Twerk Master. You won’t find these mobs anywhere else! – Our community events include synchronized sheep shearing competitions, where the winner gets a crown made of wool and bragging rights for life. – We have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away to the sweet sounds of creeper dubstep. – Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but glittery unicorn poop. Trust us, it’s worth its weight in gold! – Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted tacos, you will be granted three wishes by the mystical Taco Genie.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Let’s gangbang and bukkake smugalana together!