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SongCraft SMP

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9829
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha, that’s what this server is like. And get this, the admins are actually unicorns in disguise, like how crazy is that? Plus, the spawn area is literally a giant disco ball with villagers breakdancing to your favorite tunes. So, come join us and let’s boogie down in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

NoRegretsMC

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Choices, consequences, Decision making, hindsight, learning experiences, lessons learned, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, NoRegretsMC, personal growth, Reflection, regrets, saying no, SELF AWARENESS, Self Respect, self-control, self-discipline, setting limits

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5436
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Void Armor Forged:	30	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Have you ever said yes to joining a Minecraft server and immediately regretted it? Well, fear not, because our server is the complete opposite of that! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about regretting your decision again.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves riding a unicorn through a field of diamond blocks. Yes, you read that right. Unicorns and diamond blocks. Need I say more?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also battle against a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on taking over the world. Don’t worry, though, because we’ve got your back with our trusty army of flying pigs armed with diamond swords.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unlike that time you said yes to joining that other server).

ChemicalCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, accusations, aggression, chemical weapons, ChemicalCraft, Conflict, DECEMBER, Evidence, General Staff, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, investigation, Military, Minecraft, russia, sanctions, security council, Server, Ukraine, united nations, violations, War Crimes

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8291
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

come join our minecraft server, where we have more explosions than russia using chemical weapons 434 times in december 😂 our players are like ukraine’s general staff, always ready for battle and never backing down! build your own army of creepers and take over the world, just like a real-life war but with blocks and pixels 🤣 join us now and experience the chaos and madness that is our server, where anything can happen and nothing is off limits! 🤪 #minecraft #crazyserver #explosionsfordays

CraftyGermanPeaceTroops

Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, CraftyGermanPeaceTroops, crisis management., Defense Minister, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, germany, international relations, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, Peacekeepers, peacekeeping mission, peacekeeping troops, political decision, SECURITY, Ukraine, united nations

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3129
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Buildings Constructed:	36
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

lmao dis server is so lit, u gotta join cuz we got peacekeeping troops from Germany in Ukraine, like wut??? imagine fighting creepers with real life soldiers, epiccccc. also, rumor has it that the defense minister is actually a pro Minecraft player and will challenge u to a build battle, like who even does that??? join now before the troops get called back to Germany and the minister goes back to playing Fortnite or something, u don’t wanna miss out on this craziness, trust me.

MelonSurvival

Active, admins, Arena, back, blocks, BUILD, Claims, disabled, Hacks, HARD, Homes, Involved, Keepinventory, MelonSurvival, Paytowin, PERMISSIONS, Phantoms, RANGE, smp, Spawn, Survival, Teleport

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2129
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3410

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	The Pale Garden Minecraft Server
Server Version	1.21.4 (semi vanilla SMP)
Gameplay
Features	No pay to win, Active Owners/Admins, Head drops enabled

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are hacks allowed on the server?	No, hacks are not allowed.
Can players claim land?	No, there are no claims system.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed.
What is the world border size?	The world border is set to 100k blocks.

Server I.P.: melonsurvival.minecraft.best

Discord: discord.gg/fuREy9DUFE

Monkeys Catalog Shit 1.21.4

1.21.4, Bait, Board, CATALOG, catalogmonkeys, internet culture, internet trolls, Kronies, monkeys, online communities, online forums, online harassment, Shit, Spamming, toxic behavior, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling culture, trolling evolution, trolling patterns, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3580
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Potions Brewed:	156	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate chaos and mayhem! We have catalog monkeys running wild, baiting Kronies left and right. It’s a total shitshow, but in the best way possible.

You’ll question reality as you navigate through our server, wondering when the madness will end. But let’s be real, you won’t want it to end because it’s just too damn entertaining.

So come on, embrace the craziness and join us for a wild ride unlike any other. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

SassyCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, SassyCraft, Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6681
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	58
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where doing laundry on top of your partner is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of throwing shirts at the end of the bed and waking up your significant other in the most unconventional ways possible.

Our server is perfect for couples in need of some therapy, as we believe that doing laundry together can truly strengthen your bond. Who needs individual therapy when you can just throw clothes at each other instead?

Experience the thrill of trying to do school work quietly while your partner yells at you about laundry. Will you be able to keep your cool and avoid saying mean things, or will you end up crying hysterically in another room? The choice is yours on our insane Minecraft server!

So come join us for a laundry-filled adventure unlike any other. Who knew that doing chores could be so exhilarating?

SisShopSansMomCraft

celebration, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, dress shopping, extended family, family, family dynamics, formal, milestone, Mother Daughter, mother-in-law, Motherhood, parenting, PROM, relationships, self-confidence, SisShopSansMomCraft, sister, Support, support system

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3348
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	5218	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s guilt trips? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than trying to get a hoarder with OCD to clean up their act!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a prom dress shopping trip with a missing mother-in-law. Who needs family drama when you can join our server and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, our community is more supportive than a show-stopping dress at a formal dance.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and leave the real-life drama behind! Just remember, our server may not have Instagram, but we’ve got all the LOLs you need.

AfterlifeVibes Minecraft SMP

after death, Afterlife, AfterlifeVibes, afterworld, Beliefs, beyond the grave, death, Eternity, existentialism, final destination, Heaven, Hell, judgment, Life after death., Minecraft, Near Death Experience, Peace, Reincarnation, Religion, smp, Soul, spirituality, the unknown

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8322
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Mines Excavated:	1602	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Bro, let me tell you, on this lit Minecraft SMP, when you die, you get sent to a magical land full of diamond pickaxes and enchanted golden apples. It’s like heaven but with creepers and lava pits, bro. And guess what? You can still play Minecraft there, but with like, infinite diamonds and stuff. It’s like a never-ending game, bro. So join our SMP and secure your spot in Minecraft afterlife, where the blocks are always perfectly placed and the mobs drop emeralds like it’s nobody’s business. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, bro. Join now and start your journey to eternal Minecraft bliss.

NoTVJustMinecraft

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	209
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you want to escape to a land of endless possibilities and blocky adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on epic quests to slay dragons, build massive castles, and ride pigs into battle. Our community is filled with hilarious characters, from a talking chicken who thinks he’s a wizard to a group of friendly creepers who just want to hug you (watch out for the explosions though).

Forget about TV, on our server you can create your own reality show where you are the star! So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join us for a wild ride through the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant mutant spider, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!