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Brazil Numba One Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7404
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
New Chunks Explored:	950757	Dimension Hops:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Brazilian players discovered a magical portal that transported them to a land filled with diamonds, emeralds, and endless possibilities. They quickly realized that Brazil was truly “numba one” in Minecraft skills, and they wanted to share their greatness with the world.

Join this server if you want to learn the secret dance of the Brazilian Minecraft gods, which will give you superhuman mining abilities and the power to summon a pet parrot to follow you around and sing Justin Bieber songs. Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, a giant boss mob in the shape of a giant pineapple appears, and only the bravest players can defeat it and claim its loot of enchanted golden bananas.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild adventure and become a part of the Brazil numba one Minecraft family. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity along the way. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

CraftyGrid Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5775
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we take security to the next level just like Sao Paulo for the first ever NFL game in Brazil! we got guards patrolling the virtual streets to keep out any creepers or griefers who try to ruin the fun. our players are so lit, they even raised concerns about crime in the game world. but don’t worry, we got it all under control. so come on down and experience the thrill of virtual security like never before!

CraftyCrashMC: Sao Paulo Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8710
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Magic Items Found:	1412	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we crash planes in brazil for fun! 😂🛩️💥

we got pigs flying, cows dancing, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide 💃🕺

build your own world where gravity is just a suggestion and lava flows like a chocolate fountain 🌋🍫

join now for a chance to ride a dragon to the moon and back 🐉🌙

warning: may cause uncontrollable laughter and a sudden urge to mine diamonds for days on end 💎💎💎

don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft adventure of your life! join now before the llamas take over and start a revolution 🦙🔥🤯

Minecraft SMP: The HapPENINGrealm

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2590
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2002	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only crashes you’ll experience are the epic fails of your friends trying to build a simple house! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper encounters, unexpected lava traps, and more drama than a soap opera in the Nether.

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is jealous of our parties. We once had a player who tried to tame a pack of wolves by serenading them with Justin Bieber songs – let’s just say it didn’t end well for him. But hey, at least we got a good laugh out of it!

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time, then come join us! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. Just watch out for the pranksters who love to booby trap them with TNT. Good luck, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

BrasilCraft SMP: Meanwhile, in Blocksville

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6053
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Zombie Dances:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the land is filled with majestic structures and bustling villages. Join us and become a part of this thriving community where you can build, explore, and conquer!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the caves lies a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of diamond-clad skeletons. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim the riches for yourself?

Oh, and did we mention the flying pigs? Yes, you heard that right. Flying pigs that soar through the sky, dropping golden apples as they go. Who needs a horse when you can ride a majestic, bacon-filled steed?

Join us on this wild adventure and see for yourself the wonders that await in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be sure to watch out for the creepers wearing top hats – they’re quite the dapper explosive experts.

DocBlockDaycare

Appointment, Babysitting, boyfriend’s family, BROKE, concern, daycare, DocBlockDaycare, doctor’s appointment, Driving, Forgot, gas money, health, last minute, lump in breast, out of state, paid, payment, School, Siblings, sister

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5385
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Are you tired of being roped into babysitting duties without any compensation? Do you have a mysterious lump in your breast that needs attention ASAP? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for outrageous adventures and escape the real world drama. Our virtual world is filled with pixelated wonders and no babysitting required! Plus, our in-game doctors are always available for appointments, no waiting months for an opening. So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs responsibilities when you can mine for diamonds instead?

BrainPowerVSWill SMP

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4389
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Love Letters Sent:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate test of will power and brain power!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour challenges where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a pit of lava, and mind-bending puzzles that will make you question reality itself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and harness its power?

So why choose between will power and brain power when you can have both on our insane Minecraft SMP? Join now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life!

TrustCraft: Love Edition

Commitment, Communication, Connection, doubt, Edition, emotions, FAITH, forgiveness, healthy boundaries, Honesty, Insecurity, Intimacy, long term, love, loyalty, Partnership, relationships, Support, Trust, TrustCraft, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9055
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Farms Harvested:	653	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where love and trust are required to thrive? Well, look no further because on our server, love without trust is the name of the game! Picture this: you’re building a beautiful castle with your significant other, but you can’t trust them not to sabotage your masterpiece. It’s chaos, it’s drama, it’s Minecraft like you’ve never seen before! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and see what love looks like when trust is out the window. Who needs trust when you have diamonds, am I right?

SlaughterCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	247
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	New Chunks Explored:	696195
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Star Shards Collected:	101	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have so much fun you’ll be like “what even is real life anymore?!” we got more crazy builds than a toddler on pixie sticks and more drama than a reality TV show about llama farmers.

Our players are so skilled they could take down a horde of creepers blindfolded while juggling TNT. And don’t even get me started on our epic events – we once had a battle royale where the winner got a pet dragon that poops diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family… if your family was a bunch of deranged unicorns who communicate through interpretive dance. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1696
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only attacks you’ll see are from creepers and zombies, not from terrorist organizations! we promise no explosions except for the ones you create with tnt!

our server is so lit, even hamas wants to claim it as their own! but don’t worry, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor to protect you from any real-life drama.

build your own city, mine for diamonds, and battle other players in epic pvp battles. who needs tel aviv when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun? join now and let’s craft some memories together!

NoTouchy Door Handles

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2808
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2

So, like, you ever wonder about door handles, man? Like, what if they’re actually the cleanest part of the whole door, dude? Like, everyone’s all like “eww, don’t touch the door handle, it’s dirty,” but what if it’s actually the opposite, bro? Mind blown, right?

Anyway, you should totally join this Minecraft server, man. It’s like, the most epic place ever, full of crazy adventures and wild shenanigans. Like, one time, we had a giant chicken riding a pig through a lava waterfall while wearing a top hat. It was insane, dude.

And the best part is, you get to build your own crazy creations and show them off to all your new friends. Like, I built a roller coaster that goes through a maze of exploding creepers. It’s a real blast, bro.

So, come join us on this epic Minecraft server, where the door handles are always clean and the fun never stops. Trust me, you won’t regret it, dude. Let’s get this party started!

Dolphin Playtime Fun Land

Animal Behavior, animal cognition, Animal intelligence, aquatic animals, Communication, dolphin, dolphins, facial expressions, Fun, iScience, Land, Marine Biology, marine life, marine mammals, non-verbal communication, open-mouth behaviors, Play, playful behavior, Playtime, research study, researchers, scientific discovery, smiles, Social Interaction

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1847
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8730
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the dolphins are always smiling and ready to play! we got dolphins doing backflips and somersaults, it’s like a water circus up in here. you’ll never see dolphins this happy anywhere else, they’re practically begging you to join our server. plus, rumor has it that if you befriend a dolphin, they’ll give you secret underwater treasures. who needs buried treasure when you can have dolphin treasure, amirite? so come on over and dive into the fun, just watch out for the sharks, they’re not as friendly as the dolphins.

ISO SMP: Where we craft, explore, and sometimes accidentally blow up our own houses! 18+ Server with hermit-craft vibes.

24/7 server, accidentally, Active players, BLOW, Chest locking, Community, Craft, custom armor stand, Custom Economy, Deathchest, Discord, Explore, grow, hermitcraft, Houses, iso, Item Frames, launched, mini-blocs, Mob Heads, new, No Grief, player heads, Server, Shops, smp, Vanilla, Vein Miner, VIBES

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7168
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	437
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27

ISO SMP Server Overview

Server Name	ISO SMP
Launch Date	2024-09-10
Community	18+
Plugin Features	Chest locking with signs Invisible item frames by shift-right clicking Player and mob heads Deathchest Vein-miner /home command Shops with custom economy NO-GRIEF policy Server online 24/7 Custom armor stand Mini-blocks
Discord	Join us on Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the minimum age requirement for the community?	The community is for players aged 18 and above.
Are there any griefing rules on the server?	There is a strict NO-GRIEF policy to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players.
How can I protect my chests?	You can lock your chests using signs with the chest locking plugin on the server.
Is the server online 24/7?	Yes, the server is online 24/7 for players to enjoy at any time.
What special features does the server offer?	Some special features include invisible item frames, custom economy shops, vein-mining, and custom armor stands.

MogMaster Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1841
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ores Mined:	9658
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of getting absolutely wrecked by blackopscel on every Minecraft server you join? Well, fear no more because on our server, blackopscel is just a mere mortal like the rest of us. That’s right, no more getting your virtual girlfriend stolen by some glowy dude who thinks he’s all that. Join us and finally have a chance at keeping your virtual relationships intact! Plus, rumor has it that blackopscel once tried to fight a creeper with his bare hands and ended up blowing up half the server. So if you’re looking for some explosive entertainment, look no further! Join now and let’s see if you can survive the chaos that is blackopscel.

The Beautiful Future Minecraft SMP

American dream, Beautiful, bright future, Future, GREATNESS, growth, Hope, inspiring, Minecraft, nation, opportunity, optimism, positivity, Potential, progress, PROMISING.., prosperity, smp, success, united states, Usa, vision

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7652
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Towns Built:	2
Star Shards Collected:	145	Secret Passages Found:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the future of the USA is so bright, you gotta wear shades! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear! But shh, don’t tell anyone 😉

Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft? Yeah, you heard me right. These dolphins are so smart, they can build a skyscraper with their flippers tied behind their backs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs who will grant you three wishes if you can catch them. Trust me, those wishes come in handy when you’re trying to defeat the Ender Dragon or build a roller coaster that goes to the moon.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious version of the USA you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible!