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SAO Is Actually Decent Minecraft SMP

“anime criticism”, Anime, Anime Analysis, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime reviews, CLICKBAIT, decent, decent anime, forced hate, HateWatch, internet culture, Minecraft, Online Community, online content, opinion change, Popular Anime, SÃO, SAO controversy, SAO hate, smp, sword art online, Youtubers

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9132
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	293	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Falling into the Void:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like stepping into the world of Sword Art Online, minus the whole being trapped in a virtual reality death game thing.

Join us for epic battles against mobs, intense PvP showdowns, and maybe even a little romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Who knows, you might even find your Kirito or Asuna in the game!

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself haunts our virtual world, waiting to challenge unsuspecting players to a duel. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim victory?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to watch out for creepers and anime youtubers trying to ruin your fun!

CraftyCrashMC: Sao Paulo Server

accident, air travel, Aviation, Aviation (Industry), aviation safety, Brazil, Brazilian authorities, CraftyCrashMC, crashes, emergency response, Fatalities, investigation, Latin America, News, passenger plane, Paulo, plane crash, Reports, SÃO, São Paulo, Sao Paulo airport, Server, south america, Tragedy

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8800
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we crash planes in brazil for fun! 😂🛩️💥

we got pigs flying, cows dancing, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide 💃🕺

build your own world where gravity is just a suggestion and lava flows like a chocolate fountain 🌋🍫

join now for a chance to ride a dragon to the moon and back 🐉🌙

warning: may cause uncontrollable laughter and a sudden urge to mine diamonds for days on end 💎💎💎

don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft adventure of your life! join now before the llamas take over and start a revolution 🦙🔥🤯

Kayaba’s Not Evil Minecraft Server

akihiko kayaba, Anime, Antagonist, bad, character analysis, controversial, debate, Ethics, Evil, Gaming, gray area, Kayabas, Minecraft, misunderstood, misunderstood villain, morality, redemption arc, SÃO, Server, sword art online, video games, Villain, virtual reality

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6722
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Votes:	8625	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	948739
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll come face to face with the legendary Akihiko Kayaba himself. But get this, he’s not actually evil! In fact, he just wants to challenge you to a game of Minecraft to see if you have what it takes to defeat him.

Rumor has it that if you manage to beat Akihiko in a build battle, he’ll reward you with a diamond sword that can one-shot any mob in the game. But beware, if you lose, you’ll be banished to the Nether for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show Akihiko Kayaba who’s boss in the ultimate Minecraft showdown!

Blocky Banter: Crafting Chaos & Creepers, Where Even Steve Says ‘LOL, When Will We Have Something Like This?’

Anime, banter, biden, blocky, Chaos, chatgpt ai, coom, Crafting, CREEPERS, cute waifu, faggt, Headsets, hentai, Kino, lol, mmorpg, Nostalgia, portable hard drive, SÃO, shower, SNACKS, steve, sword art online, vr, wagiecuck, weeb

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9568
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Votes:	894
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world filled with both KINO anime and the most disgusting no shower weeb shit! From epic adventures to softcore hentai, there’s something for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! We also offer the unique opportunity to coom like never before while watching Sword Art Online and discovering just how terrible it really is. And who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a cute fairy shortstack along the way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a shower when you can have a virtual waifu instead? Don’t blame Biden for your lack of a cute waifu – blame yourself for not joining our server sooner!

Oh, Frittata Minecraft SMP

baked, Breakfast, brunch, Cheesy, Cooking, DELICIOUS, EASY, eggs, frittata, gluten free, homemade, Italian, leftovers, Meal, Minecraft, oh, oven-baked, protein-packed, recipe, Savory, smp, Tasty, Vegetarian

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6063
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Emeralds Found:	5489	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride horses and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you find this elusive chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or hackers that dare to enter our realm. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-jitsu and will not hesitate to spit in the face of danger.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of frittata.

CraftyCops Minecraft Server

apartment living, Community Rules, complex, Confrontation, consideration, Cops, CraftyCops, disruptive behavior, disturbance, enforcement, family, LANDLORD, late hours, late night, Minecraft, neighbors, noise complaint, noise ordinance, overreacting, Parties, Server, smoking, smoking ban

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8830
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	338
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of dealing with noisy neighbors who just won’t quit? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world! Our virtual community is filled with friendly players who know how to party without disturbing the peace.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without worrying about smoke-filled hallways or late-night ragers. On our server, the only noise you’ll hear is the sound of creepers exploding (and maybe the occasional “REEE” from a frustrated player).

Don’t let pesky neighbors ruin your gaming experience – join us today and leave the drama behind. Who needs real-life problems when you can mine diamonds and battle zombies in peace? Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than calling the cops on your unruly neighbors.

RingHeistCraft

BETRAYAL, concentration camp, difficult decision, engagement ring, ethical dilemma, ex-fiancé, family heirloom, family history, financial dispute, forgiveness, friendship, Honesty, Infidelity, intervention, loyalty, moral dilemma, Nazi Germany, personal values, RingHeistCraft, sentimental value, wedding dress

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	398
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with betrayal, scandal, and family heirlooms!

Imagine a world where players are engaged, but not in the traditional sense. We’ve got engagement rings with more drama than a reality TV show. Picture this: a ring passed down from a Jewish woman in Nazi Germany, rescued from a concentration camp, only to be sold by a player who just doesn’t care. But fear not, our hero swoops in, grabs the ring, and returns it to its rightful owner, all while dodging potential arrest and becoming the ultimate moral compass of the server.

If you’re looking for a server where the drama is as intense as a high school romance, then join us now! Who needs diamonds when you have family heirlooms and scandalous betrayals to keep you entertained?

ProudHabitMC SMP

achievement, Consistency, Dedication, determination, discipline, goal-setting, Habit, habits worth keeping, healthy lifestyle, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, Positive behavior, progress, Proud, ProudHabitMC, Routine, self improvement, self-care, smp, success

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6468
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So like, the reason you gotta join is because we have this thing where every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn spawns in your base and gives you a high five. I know, crazy right? And like, every time you build a house, a pack of flying pigs come and serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have this rule where if you find a rare pink sheep, you become the king of the server and get a crown made out of cheese. Yeah, cheese. So like, what habit are you most proud of? Mine is joining this insane Minecraft SMP server, bro. You gotta join, trust me.

SoberCraft

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1957
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mines Excavated:	4429	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, fear not my sober friend, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to avoid alcohol because our server is so crazy, you won’t even need a drink to have a good time! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the zombies like to bust a move.

Forget about drinking, because on our server, the only shots you’ll be taking are from skeleton archers trying to take you down. And who needs a beer when you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers?

So put down that glass of wine and pick up your pickaxe, because on our server, sobriety is the key to surviving the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Join us now and see for yourself why being sober has never been so much fun!

Tiny Human Craft

#sustainability, biology, Craft, Earth, environmental impact, ethical implications, future technology, genetic alteration, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, genetic modification, genetic modification of humans, Human, human evolution, humans, innovation, living space, population control, Resource Management, Science, size reduction, space optimization, Tiny

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8796
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where we all be half our size! You can build twice as many houses, mines, and farms cuz we got double the space, bro! It’s like a whole new world, but in Minecraft!

Join our server and become a tiny little builder with big dreams! Explore the vast lands of our world and discover hidden treasures in the most unexpected places. And don’t worry, the creepers are still just as scary, even though they’re twice as big compared to us!

So come on, join the fun and experience the thrill of being a mini Minecraft master! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of tiny villagers who have been living under our noses this whole time. It’s a whole new adventure waiting for you on our server!

Crafting Meth Madness

addiction, adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, behavioral therapy, clinical trials, Crafting, dependence, dopamine, DRUG, Focus, madness, medication, mental health, Meth, methamphetamine, neurology, pharmaceuticals, Promise, Recovery, stimulant, substance abuse, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2099
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Star Shards Collected:	103
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

HEY U, YEAH U! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF A UNICORN AND A DRAGON HAD A BABY AND THAT BABY WAS A MINECRAFT SERVER! U CAN BUILD WHATEVER U WANT, FIGHT EPIC BATTLES, AND EVEN RIDE LLAMAS INTO BATTLE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE WE’RE TESTING OUT THIS NEW ADHD DRUG THAT SUPPOSEDLY HELPS WITH METH ADDICTION. YEAH, WE KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY, BUT TRUST US, IT WORKS!

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WILD RIDE AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! PLUS, WE HAVE FREE VIRTUAL TACOS FOR ALL NEW PLAYERS! WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW!

2TMC

2TMC, Active, application, Chat, Community, data packs, Enhancements, Friendly, Global, mic, Mods, Peaceful, prank, Projects, rules, Server Rules, smp, Streamer, Terrain generation, voice channels, Welcoming, YouTuber

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6845
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Server Name	2TMC
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Age Requirement	21+
Location	NA-based, open to players worldwide
Discord	Required with mic for voice chat

Overview:

Hello we are 2TMC, a 21+ community server much like Hermitcraft. We are a Semi-Vanilla server with emphasis on friendliness and community building. We have added data packs and fabric mods to enhance the vanilla Minecraft experience.

Data Packs on the Server:

anti enderman grief
afk messages
better item frames

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Fabric Mods on the Server:

armor poser
audioplayer
clumps

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Server Rules:

Be Respectful
No griefing, stealing, or cheating
Non-Destructive Pranks allowed

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Interested in Joining?

If you are interested in joining, please fill out this application form on our Discord.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 21 years old?

A: Unfortunately, our server is only for players who are 21 years or older.

Q: Is Discord required to play on the server?

A: Yes, Discord is required with a mic for voice chat communication.

Q: What are the server rules regarding griefing?

A: Griefing, stealing, and cheating are strictly prohibited on our server.

Q: Are non-destructive pranks allowed?

A: Yes, non-destructive pranks similar to the style of Hermitcraft are allowed.

Q: Can I use hacked clients on the server?

A: No, hacking or hacked clients are not allowed on our server.

Q: Can I use others’ builds without permission?

A: No, using others’ builds, items, villagers, etc without permission is prohibited.

Q: How can I apply to join the server?

A: Please fill out the application form provided on our Discord.

Realm of the Unbeatable Minecraft Server

athleticism, butt sumo, challenge, Combat, Competition, Defeat, defeating her, determination, Endurance, Martial Arts, Minecraft, opponent, Physical fitness, power, Realm, Server, skill, sports, strategy, strength, Technique, Unbeatable, Victory, wrestling

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1960
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Emeralds Found:	555
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Votes:	8635
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! We got butt sumo battles that will blow your mind! Who can even come close to defeating the reigning champ? You gotta join to find out and test your butt sumo skills against the best of the best! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most epic butt sumo battles in the Minecraft universe! Join now and show off your butt sumo prowess!

WITCH WATCH Minecraft SMP

#youtube, 2 cour, Adventure, animated, animation, Anime, Entertainment, FANTASY, full episodes, MAGICAL, Minecraft, must watch, series, smp, streaming, Supernatural, Video, watch, watch online, Watchlist, witch, Witch Watch, witchcraft

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4727
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	86	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs (explosive hugs, but still). Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed a boy band and perform concerts every night in the town square. And don’t even get us started on the cows – they’ve learned how to breakdance and are hosting a dance-off competition next week! So come join us for a wacky and unpredictable adventure that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off!