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CraftyNoobs United

adulting, basic knowledge, common sense, Communication, CraftyNoobs, disbelief, education, Empathy, Explanation, Frustration, growth, ignorance, learning, Life skills, Maturity, misunderstanding, patience, perspective, RESPONSIBILITY, Social Skills, teaching, United

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5216
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Star Shards Collected:	158
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Void Armor Forged:	29	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of trying to explain basic concepts to other adults like they’re toddlers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to deal with that nonsense! Our community is full of intelligent and mature players who actually understand how to use their brains. No more having to explain why you can’t mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe or why you shouldn’t jump into a pool of lava. Join us and revel in the glory of not having to dumb things down for others!

SickOldMan’s Drone Missile Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, drone, drone missile, global tensions, international relations, leader, Military, Minecraft, Missile, Politics, president, putin, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, sick old man, SickOldMans, Technology, Ukraine, War, Zelenskiy

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6578
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Emeralds Found:	3362	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Buildings Constructed:	23	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can ride DRONE MISSILES and blow up ur enemies like BOOM BOOM POW. AND the best part is u get to call ur enemies SICK OLD MEN just like zelenskiy did to putin. join now for the most EPIC battles and crazy adventures. u won’t regret it, unless u hate FUN and EXCITEMENT. come on, don’t be a SICK OLD MAN, join us now!

KurskCraft: Tanks & Soldiers

Andrzej Duda, Armed Forces, defense cooperation, eastern europe, european defense, international relations, joint operations, Kursk area, KurskCraft, military alliance, military cooperation, military deployment, military drills, military exercises, military presence, military support, military training, nato allies, Polish tanks, security measures, soldiers, Tanks, Ukrainian soldiers

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3299
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT 23,000 UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS TRAINED TO PROTECT YOUR DIAMONDS AND POLISH TANKS ACTIVE IN THE KURSK AREA TO BLOW UP CREEPERS. ANDRZEJ DUDA HIMSELF PLAYS ON OUR SERVER AND HE’S A TOTAL PVP BEAST. COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, IT’S LIT AF!

EnlightenedMinecraftServer

discovery, EnlightenedMinecraftServer, enlightenment, inspiration, judgment, knowledge, Manga, manga analysis, Manga community, Manga culture, manga enthusiasts, Manga fans, manga genre, manga recommendation, Manga Review, manga series, reading, Reincarnation Colosseum, research, sharing, wisdom

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9504
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the key to reaching ultimate enlightenment! Just like the protagonist in “Reincarnation Colosseum”, you too can level up and become a master of all trades in this virtual world.

Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can battle mythical creatures, uncover hidden treasures, and even learn how to fly on a magical unicorn (yes, you read that right). Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who are all on the path to enlightenment, so you’ll never feel alone on your quest.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of our server and see for yourself why “Reincarnation Colosseum” is not just a manga, but a way of life. Join us now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

NeverAgainBSTBCG Minecraft SMP

BCG, bst, Faggots, general, long tail tags, Minecraft, never making, NeverAgainBSTBCG, smp, stopped caring, tags, why bother

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1625
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Void Gems Collected:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who have all collectively lost their minds.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant chicken statue that shoots out diamonds every hour on the hour.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that is guarded by a pack of dancing wolves. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

CraftyUkrainianPOWExchange

CraftyUkrainianPOWExchange, POW exchange, russia, ukraine russia conflict, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukrainian military, Ukrainian news, Ukrainian prisoners of war, Ukrainian soldiers, Ukrainian soldiers released, Ukrainian soldiers return home

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8064
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Animals Bred:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
New Chunks Explored:	175967	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Towns Built:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

lol come join our minecraft server where we have more ukrainian soldiers than russia has vodka bottles! we have over 100 soldiers who just got back from a wild pow exchange with russia, and now they’re ready to kick some blocky butt in the game!

watch as these soldiers build epic bases, fight off creepers like they’re russian spies, and mine for diamonds like they’re searching for hidden treasure in putin’s backyard.

join now for a chance to team up with these badass soldiers and conquer the minecraft world like never before! who needs russia when you have ukrainian soldiers on your side? let’s do this, comrades!

DesiCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, attractive, Desi, DesiCraft, Erotic, Exotic, FANTASY, fetish, hot, Indian, irls, jerk off material, Masturbation, Minecraft, Roleplay, seductive, Sensual, Server, Sexy, South Asian, taboo, ur, Women

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5630
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Crops Grown:	8095
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is your ultimate irl jerk off material.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly creepers start dancing the Macarena around you. Or maybe you stumble upon a village full of villagers who all look like your favorite celebrities. And don’t even get me started on the custom skins – we’ve got everything from flying tacos to dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are legendary – last week, we hosted a massive chicken race where the winner got a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets. And rumor has it that our next event involves a secret underground disco party with glow-in-the-dark sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare to have your mind blown. Just make sure to bring plenty of tissues for all the excitement!

Minecraft SMP: AEW All In 2024CraftyCreeper

2024.., 2024CraftyCreeper, aew, All In, Beverages, Drinking, drinks, Entertainment, Event, Food, Friends, Fun, Gathering, Hangout, Lads, Minecraft, Party, smp, Snacking, SNACKS, socializing, sports, wrestling

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9956
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the snacks are as plentiful as the diamonds! Join us for a server full of epic builds, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive potato war that lasted for days. Potatoes flying everywhere, players running for cover, it was chaos in the best way possible.

And don’t even get me started on our legendary llama races. Picture this: llamas decked out in diamond armor, zooming around a racetrack while players place bets and cheer them on. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP? The snacks, of course! We’ve got a never-ending supply of virtual pizza, tacos, and even the occasional cake party. So grab your pickaxe and your favorite snack, because things are about to get crazy on our server.

CraftyLoveSecrets

BETRAYAL, biggest secret, Communication, confession, CraftyLoveSecrets, Deception, emotional baggage, Hidden Truth, Hiding, Honesty, honesty is the best policy, INTIMATE, long term relationship, Openness, partner, relationship, secret keeping, skeletons in the closet, Trust, trust issues, Vulnerability

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2792
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of hiding your secret double life as a Minecraft master from your partner? Well, fear no more because our server is the perfect place for you to let your blocky freak flag fly! Join us and unleash your inner builder, explorer, and redstone wizard without worrying about your partner finding out. Who knows, maybe they have a secret Minecraft life too and you can build a virtual love nest together! Join now and let the pixelated adventures begin!

CraftyMaduroWinsLOL

authoritarian regime, controversy, CraftyMaduroWinsLOL, DECLARATION, Democracy, Disputed, elections, electoral fraud, Electoral Process, EU, Evidence, Government, international relations, Latin America, legitimacy, Maduro, opposition, Politics, south america, Venezuela, Victory

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7929
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	441
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the president of venezuela declares victory in elections? well, this server is the place for u! come join us and witness the madness as maduro tries to prove he won without any evidence. it’s a wild ride, so hop on and see what other crazy shenanigans await on this server. plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? come on, u know u wanna be a part of this chaotic fun!