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UltraMindCraft: Brainwave Boost

activities, Alter, Boost, brain function, brain region, brain stimulation, brainwave, cognitive enhancement, daydreaming, envisioning the future, low-intensity ultrasound, mental health, mindfulness, neuroimaging, noninvasive, recalling memories, research, researchers, study, Technology, UltraMindCraft, Ultrasound technology

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9905
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

so, like, this server is like, totally mind-blowing, dude. we use ultrasound technology to like, boost your mindfulness while playing Minecraft. like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly being hit with a wave of zen and inner peace.

our researchers have found that the low-intensity ultrasound can like, alter your brain and make you better at daydreaming, remembering stuff, and even like, seeing into the future. so, like, not only will you be a pro at Minecraft, but you’ll also be a psychic wizard or something.

join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending, brain-altering, Minecraft-playing adventure. who needs drugs when you have ultrasound technology, amirite? come join us and level up your brain game, bro. it’s gonna be a trip, man.

Vanilla Survival: Where the only crystal around here is the clear one on the dessert table

Axes, bedrock, Bows, clear, Community, Conquer, creativity, crystal, dessert, Destruction, Dupers, east, economy plugins, Geyser, hacked clients, java, Monuments, semi anarchy, Survival, Swords, Table, Tnt, Trading, tradition, tree farms, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8429
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Buildings Constructed:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	New Chunks Explored:	840195
Mines Excavated:	2470	Gods Slained:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

sVanilla Survival Server Overview

Server Name	sVanilla Survival
IP Address	corn.gg
Region	USA East

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal-free PvP.

Why Choose sVanilla Survival?

Melee Based PvP: Crystal PvP is disabled in favor of swords, axes, and bows.
Quality of Life: Convenient commands like Teleport, Ignore, and Sethome are provided.
Bartering Economy: Economy is based on trading with other players.
Boundless Exploration: No land claims and a 300k world border for unrestricted exploration.
Permanent Legacy: The map is permanent and will never reset.
TNT Duplication: Enabled for easier construction.

Join sVanilla Survival and become part of a community that honors the tradition of survival multiplayer. Welcome to sVanilla & enjoy your minecraft!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacked clients allowed?	No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival.
Is crystal PvP enabled?	No, crystal PvP is disabled in favor of melee-based combat.
Are there economy plugins on the server?	No, the server economy is based on trading with other players.
Is the world map permanent?	Yes, the map is permanent and will never reset.
Are TNT duplication methods allowed?	Yes, piston and slime-based TNT dupers are enabled on the server.

GlowCraft Server: Anus Adventures

10th circle of Hell, Adventures, Anus, best out, Claim, clean, collective decision, Condemnation, condemned, dirty incel anuses, Eternity, GlowCraft, glowies, GLOWNIGGERS, Humanity, less than 30 years, new world order, once again, pathetic lives, planet earth, pogrom, reminder, Server, tongue my anus

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3751
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our server where Glowies (aka players who use glowstone excessively) are sent to the 10th circle of Hell to clean dirty incel anuses for eternity! But wait, there’s more! You only have 30 years left on Earth before humanity decides to pogrom you, so why not spend your time building and claiming your spot in the New World Order? Join us now for a wild and wacky time that you’ll never forget!

CapitulateCraft Minecraft Server

Bitcoin, Bitcoin holdings, Blockchain, CapitulateCraft, capitulation event, cryptocurrency, digital assets, Digital Currency, financial news, germany, hodl, institutional investors, Investment, long-term investment., market analysis, market correction, market manipulation, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, miners capitulation, Mining (Industry), Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8021
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ores Mined:	7065	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have 1.800.000 Bitcoin just casually lying around – that’s 36 times more than what Germany had at one point, no big deal. Join us and maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-clad chickens who rule with an iron claw. Rumor has it that if you can befriend one of these feathered overlords, they’ll grant you access to their exclusive chicken dance party where the beats are as fresh as their eggs.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a virtual world filled with more riches than a dragon’s hoard and more poultry power than a barnyard coup d’état? Come on in and see for yourself – just watch out for any chickens wearing crowns, they mean business.

MomMD Minecraft Server

aita, autism, Boundaries, boundary talking, Controlled, Cool, family, Friends, impressed, Issues, middle class, Minecraft, MomMD, overstepped, panic attacks, Parent, Respect, School, Server, telling my mother, upper middle-class, wish she was a doctor, work

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7862
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of your mom constantly nagging you about your life choices? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be whoever you want to be! No more pressure to be a doctor or lawyer, on our server, you can be a wizard, a warrior, or even a unicorn if you want!

Plus, imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you tell your friends that your Minecraft parent is a doctor! They’ll be so jealous of your virtual family status. And who needs friends in real life when you can have a whole community of fellow Minecraft players to hang out with?

So come join us on our server, where panic attacks and autism can’t hold you back from living your best virtual life! Who needs school or work when you can be the master of your own Minecraft universe? Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

NoWeddingNoDiamonds

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, emotional labor, exclusion, friendship, Help, Honesty, Invitation, LGBTQ, mutual friends, NoWeddingNoDiamonds, relationships, Respect, self-care, setting boundaries, social dynamics, Support, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	312
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Enchantments Applied:	125
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of being left out of your friends’ weddings just because you’re fabulous and single? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and build your own virtual wedding where everyone is invited, even if you’re just a background friend in real life.

Just like how John and Jane left out our poor player from their big day, you can create your own drama-filled virtual weddings and parties where everyone is welcome, no matter their relationship status. Plus, our server is filled with helpful players who will take care of your virtual animals and property while you’re off on your virtual honeymoon.

So come on down to our server and show John and Jane what they’re missing out on by excluding you from their special day. Who needs real friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore and create chaos in? Join now and let the fun begin!

InsomniaCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, Caffeine, existential crisis, Family issues, FEARS, financial problems, Future, health concerns, insomnia, InsomniaCraft, late night thoughts, Minecraft, Nightmares, overthinking, relationships, restlessness, Server, sleeplessness, stress, Technology, uncertainty, work, worries

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3680
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	157	Falling into the Void:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Towns Built:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Are you tired of counting sheep and staring at the ceiling? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boredom! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pillow Fort of Doom, where players must battle it out in epic pillow fights to claim the title of Pillow King or Queen. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and a petting zoo filled with friendly zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to boring nights forever!

BoomerCraft

ancient technology, antiquated technology, BoomerCraft, classic gadgets, classic technology, legacy gadgets, legacy technology, obsolete technology, old school gadgets, old school technology, old tech devices, outdated gadgets, outdated technology, retro technology, satisfied with old technology, satisfied with outdated technology, still using old technology, traditional gadgets, traditional technology, vintage gadgets, vintage technology

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3718
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Farms Harvested:	854	Animals Bred:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you still using a potato-powered computer from the Stone Age? Well, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server runs on a hamster wheel generator, ensuring that you’ll never run out of power (as long as the hamster keeps running, of course).

Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.

But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!

CrazyCraft Minecraft Server

Blasts, Conflict Resolution, crazycraft, crisis management., Diplomacy, european security, foreign policy, global affairs, government responses, international relations, Limits, military actions, military intervention, Minecraft, NATO summit, peace talks, political tensions, russia, Server, strikes, Ukraine, Zelensky

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6853
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	30	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

join our epic minecraft server where we blast crazy limits like zelensky at nato summit! we dont hold back on strikes inside russia or anywhere else! come build, mine, and battle with us in a world where anything goes! who needs rules when you have explosions and chaos?! join now and be part of the madness!

BlueCheckBadEU

+x, bad, Blue checks, BlueCheckBadEU, EU, long tail tags, now..

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5494
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Farms Harvested:	503
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u gotta join ours cuz we got BLUE CHECKS on X! and guess what? EU says they’re BAD now! so come join us and experience the chaos of blue checks gone wild! we got crazy adventures, insane builds, and a community that will make u laugh till u pee your pants! so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s have a blast together!