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NoobCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, never been arrested, never been fired, never been homeless, never been in a car accident, never been in a cult, never been in a gang, never been in a physical fight, never been in debt, never been to jail, never been unfaithful, never cheated, never cheated on a partner, never cheated on a test, never done drugs, never dropped out of school, never lied, never plagiarized, never skipped school, never smoked, never stolen, Noobcraft, Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7200
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32
Villages Defended:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Have you ever built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Have you ever ridden a pig into battle against a horde of angry zombies? Have you ever tamed a creeper and taught it to do your bidding? If you answered no to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have the craziest adventures, the wildest builds, and the most epic battles you’ve ever seen. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and become a Minecraft legend!

Respawn and Keep Crafting

coping strategies, Crafting, determination, emotional well being, finding happiness, Gratitude, Hope, inner peace, inner strength, mental health awareness, mindfulness, motivation, overcoming challenges, personal growth, positive mindset, purpose in life, reasons to keep living, resilience, respawn, Self Discovery, self-care, support system

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1905
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Void Armor Forged:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your pixelated prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical portal to the Nether Taco Bell, where you can feast on spicy zombie flesh burritos.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before. Who needs a reason to keep living when you have all this craziness waiting for you?

LitterbugCraft

#sustainability, Awareness, Behavior, cleanliness, Community, consequences, conservation, education, Environment, ETHICAL, Garbage, habits, Impact, Litterbug, LitterbugCraft, Pollution, recycling, RESPONSIBILITY, society, Trash, Waste

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	480
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining for diamonds in the caves of this minecraft server, when suddenly, you come across a piece of trash. but get this, if you pick it up, it like, transforms you into this litterbug creature that can like, shoot garbage at other players. it’s totally wacky and chaotic, but also kinda fun, you know? plus, the community here is like, super chill and always down for a good laugh. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

ToxicCraft: Deadly Adventures

Adults, Adventures, Alarming, children, deadly, deaths, emergency response, Examination, healthcare system, intentional exposure, medical emergencies, poisoning incidents, preventative measures, public health concern, researchers, rising trend, root cause, serious harm, statistics, study, toxic substances, ToxicCraft, US poison centers

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4822
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

So, like, this server is so lit that it’s like a poison center but for Minecraft, ya know? We’ve had a 234% increase in players getting seriously harmed or even dying because our server is just that intense. It’s like, a whole new level of gaming, man. You gotta join and see for yourself the crazy stuff that goes down here. It’s like a rollercoaster of danger and excitement, bro. So come on and join the madness, if you dare. Let’s see if you can survive the chaos and become a legend in our toxic world of Minecraft.

AnimeChadZer0Fucks Minecraft Server

alpha male, Anime, anime chads, anime characters, anime men, AnimeChadZer0Fucks, assertive, badass, Chads, CONFIDENT, FEARLESS, independent, indifferent, Minecraft, nonchalant, Powerful, rebellious, self-assured, Server, STRONG, Unapologetic, Women, zero fucks

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3291
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	52	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of anime chads who give zero fucks about women! That’s right, these guys are too busy slaying dragons and conquering dungeons to even notice the female players.

Join our server if you want to be part of a community where toxic masculinity reigns supreme and where the only thing that matters is flexing your virtual muscles. Our anime chads will show you how to be the ultimate alpha gamer, whether you’re battling mobs or just hanging out in the virtual hot tub.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner anime chad! Just be prepared to leave your sensitivity at the door and embrace the testosterone-fueled madness that awaits you. Let’s get ready to rumble!

BoomerBrews Minecraft Server

baby boomers, BoomerBrews, Boomers, casual gatherings, coffee break, coffee culture, coffee shop, coffeehouse ambiance, coffeehouse culture, Community, generation gap, hanging out, leisure time, local businesses, lounge room, meeting friends, Minecraft, neighborhood spot, personal space, Server, Social Interaction, social norms, socializing

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7079
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2735	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where boomers have taken over a local coffee shop and turned it into their own personal lounge room! Join us for a wild time as we navigate through the chaos of boomer shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you witness boomers challenging each other to arm wrestle competitions over who gets the last pumpkin spice latte? Or see them break out into spontaneous dance parties to classic rock hits?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Boomer Bingo Night, where players compete to see who can yell “BINGO!” the loudest when they fill up their card. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place during the Boomer vs. Millennial Trivia Showdown.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to dodge flying coffee cups and navigate through a sea of Hawaiian shirts. It’s a boomer bonanza you won’t want to miss!

GrannyGoneWild Minecraft Server

911, aita, ambulance, bruise, concussion, danger, Decision making, Driving, er, Fall, family, grandmother, GrannyGoneWild, head injury, Kids, medical professional, MIL, Minecraft, NICU RN, Nurse, Server, Stairs, swelling

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9403
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t fall down any stairs in the dark wearing a cpap! Unlike some people’s MILs, we prioritize safety first! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement – just make sure to watch your step, especially if you’re wearing a cpap.

We offer the most thrilling experiences, like navigating stairs in the dark without a cpap, driving to the ER in the middle of the night, and arguing with nurses and wives about the best course of action. And don’t worry, we have plenty of ice packs and Tylenol to go around!

Join us on this crazy journey where anything can happen – from planning a week-long visit with your MIL after a staircase mishap to debating whether or not it’s safe for your kids to ride with her. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? So come on in and let the chaos begin – just remember to buckle up (or at least hold onto the railing)!

FriendZoneInheritanceWars

children, Conflict, disagreement, emotions, Estate Planning, family, finances, FriendZoneInheritanceWars, gold digger, House, inheritance choices, Logic, Marriage, notary, older kids, Spouse, stepchildren, UNFAIR, vulnerable, Will, younger kids

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7149
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7766	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Just like Irene and Carl’s complicated marriage, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Will you side with Irene and fight for what’s right, or will you join Carl in his quest for logical decision-making (even if it means angering your friends)?

With equal inheritance for all players (just like Carl’s plan for his kids), you’ll never have to worry about unfair treatment. But be warned, just like Carl’s older kids, there may be some players who don’t see eye to eye with you.

So, come join us on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a heated argument over virtual inheritance rights. It’s all in good fun, right? Right?!

BlockyBootyFartEscape

anatomy, awkward, big ass, BlockyBootyFartEscape, body function, buttocks, CHEEKS, digestion, EMBARRASSING, Escape, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Humorous, longer, Noisy, Release, Smelly, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1850
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mines Excavated:	1368	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Emeralds Found:	5476	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

join this server if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a giant chicken with a rainbow afro! we have a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and a hot tub made entirely of lava. our community is so friendly, they will give you free hugs and cookies made by a unicorn chef. plus, our moderators are actually wizards who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of their wands. so come on, join us and let your big ass cheeks take longer to let the fart escape in the most epic minecraft server of all time!

CraftyFoodiesMC

anxiety, brain changes, brain chemistry, brain structure, CraftyFoodiesMC, depression, diet quality, eating habits, Food, health, mental health, mental illness, mood disorders, neuroscience, nutrition, poor diet, psychological effects, research, study, Volunteers, well-being

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5324
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Dragons Tamed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Runes Activated:	5

LOL, DIS MINECRAFT SERVER BE LIKE EATING A POOR QUALITY DIET BUT IN A GOOD WAY! JOIN US AND GET BRAIN CHANGES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE IN A BLOCKY WONDERLAND OF HAPPINESS! OUR 30 VOLUNTEERS HAVE ALREADY EXPERIENCED THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER AND NOW THEY CAN’T STOP BUILDING CRAZY CASTLES AND FIGHTING ZOMBIES WITH CARROTS! COME JOIN US AND SEE WHAT ALL THE HYPE IS ABOUT! #BLOCKYHAPPINESS #ZOMBIESLOVECARROTS