Santa Lap Sitting Minecraft Servers

Santa Lap Sitting Minecraft Servers

  • Minecraft SMP – Virtual Reality Lewd General #2442

    Minecraft SMP – Virtual Reality Lewd General #2442
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 2672
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 610188 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Meteorite Armor Created: 26

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

    Are you new to VR? No problem! We’ve got resources to help you get started, including anime models, tech assets, and even a bag o’ dicks (don’t ask).

    Looking for some adult fun? We’ve got you covered with 18+ avatar resources and a guide to avatars utilizing the VCC.

    But wait, there’s more! Join us for upcoming events like Christmas Santa Lap”sitting (wink, wink) and Holiday Seggsploration.

    So why wait? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember, virtual reality, real ejaculate!

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  • Virtual Reality Minecraft SMP Lewd General

    Virtual Reality Minecraft SMP Lewd General
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 197
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Enchantments Applied: 255
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for some epic adventures and lewd shenanigans in our world of blocky goodness.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is like no other, with avatars that will make your jaw drop and your pants tight. From anime models to tech wonders, we’ve got it all. And don’t forget about our bag o’ dicks – a must-have for any aspiring Minecraft player.

    But that’s not all! We have upcoming events that will blow your mind, like Christmas Santa Lap “sitting” – trust me, you don’t want to miss it.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our world of virtual reality, real ejaculate, and let the lewdness begin! Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before.

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  • Torrent Lifesteal: Where stealing lives is just as important as building custom models!

    Torrent Lifesteal: Where stealing lives is just as important as building custom models!
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 4278
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    New Chunks Explored: 923687 Alien Abductions: 0
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 14 Gods Slained: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Torrent Lifesteal MMORPG <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/bitenet/">Server</a>

    Join an EPIC new Lifesteal MMORPG Server!

    IP torrentsmp.com
    Discord https://dsc.gg/torrentsmp

    Torrent Lifesteal a fully original PvP enabled MMORPG server. It’s the classic Lifesteal genre you know and love but with a twist. This server has many features, some of which include:

    • Crates
    • Ranks with many perks
    • Custom structures
    • Custom bosses in the structures
    • Regenerative loot chests in structures ranked from common to mythic
    • KoTH
    • Bounties
    • AFK pit
    • Teams
    • Voting rewards
    • Custom modeled armor and gear
    • Custom enchants way beyond Vanilla
    • Unique version of McMMO skills with our own lore
    • Custom generated terrain in the Overworld and the End
    • Much more to even begin listing, full breakdown at https://wiki.torrentsmp.com/

    This new Lifesteal server launches OFFICIALLY tomorrow at 12:00 PM EST!! Be one of the first players to explore our amazing server and get extremely overpowered!

    FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    What is Lifesteal? Lifesteal is a genre of gameplay where players can gain health by dealing damage to opponents.
    What time does the server launch? The server launches officially at 12:00 PM EST tomorrow.
    Are there custom structures in the server? Yes, the server features custom structures with unique bosses.
    How can I join the server? You can join by using the IP torrentsmp.com
    Is PvP enabled on the server? Yes, the server is a PvP enabled MMORPG with many unique features.

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  • Toriyama’s FunCraft Minecraft Server

    Toriyama’s FunCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 2706
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 New Chunks Explored: 658823
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through the mind of Motomu Toriyama on a sugar high!

    Join us for a chance to battle giant chickens, ride rainbow unicorns, and build a house made entirely of cheese! Our server is so wacky, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this insane world created by Motomu Toriyama /v/ros!

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  • Eggcellent Minecraft Server – Post ITT if you love eggs

    Eggcellent Minecraft Server – Post ITT if you love eggs
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 4389
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you an egg-ceptional Minecraft player who loves eggs more than anything else in the world? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our egg-citing Minecraft server where everything revolves around eggs.

    From egg-splosive PvP battles where you can throw eggs at your enemies, to egg-themed building competitions where you can create the most egg-cellent structures, this server has it all.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret egg dungeon hidden somewhere on the server, filled with rare and valuable egg-related treasures. Will you be the one to crack the code and claim the ultimate egg prize?

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this egg-straordinary Minecraft server and let the egg-stravaganza begin!

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  • Land-officially Better SMP: Now with Even More Mods and Adulting!

    Land-officially Better SMP: Now with Even More Mods and Adulting!
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 5181
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Enchantments Applied: 252
    Gods Slained: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Epic Quests Completed: 17 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server
    Server Version BTA 7.1_01
    Server Location Northeastern United States
    Server Status 24/7 uptime

    FAQ

    1. What version of Minecraft does the server run?

    The server runs on BTA 7.1_01.

    2. What are the basic rules of the server?

    Don’t be evil, don’t grief, and don’t steal.

    3. Where is the server hosted?

    The server is hosted in the northeastern United States.

    4. Is the server active?

    As a small and new server, there is not much activity yet, but we hope to change that.

    5. Will my whitelist be revoked due to inactivity?

    No, your whitelist will not be revoked due to inactivity.

    6. Is there a Discord server for the Minecraft server?

    Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/TFxmQQC5dF.

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  • CraftyHill Minecraft Server

    CraftyHill Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 947
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 489 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Votes: 6766 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7278 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s always right about everything? Look no further! Our server is so on point, even Hillary Clinton is promoting us with her new merch! Join us and sip tea with Hillary herself as we celebrate the downfall of ex-president Donald Trump, who was convicted of felony charges. Our server is so lit, even the former secretary of state can’t resist! So come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we’re always right about everything! #TeaWithHillary #TrumpWho? #BestMinecraftServerEver

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  • HelluvaCraft Minecraft Server

    HelluvaCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 7893
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 45 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Void Gems Collected: 40 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Hell itself? Look no further than our server, where we bring you the Slut Vaggie EditionOP Template! Join us in a world where demons are trying to rehabilitate themselves to reduce overpopulation in Hell.

    But wait, there’s more! Follow Blitzo, a demon Imp running his own assassin business with his crew in Helluva Boss style. Can they survive each other while running a startup in the fiery depths?

    Download the Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss pilots to get a taste of the madness. And if you’re feeling brave, check out our booru for some spicy fan art.

    Join us now for a hell of a good time – just make sure you don’t get too cozy with any demons, they might just steal your diamonds!

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  • XOLXY Craft

    XOLXY Craft
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 7523
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 13
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 215 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come to the vanilla minecraft fun and play with your friends in the scary world of minecraft. Come and build a boat or a castle and beat zombies and skeletons. Build a house or target your friend.

    xolxycraft.apexmc.co:25636

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HamsterLand SMP: Where even hamsters can rein supreme in a semi-vanilla world!

    HamsterLand SMP: Where even hamsters can rein supreme in a semi-vanilla world!
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 4118
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Dragon Scales Harvested: 136
    Love Letters Sent: 19 Alien Abductions: 0
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 242 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    hamiumSMP Minecraft Server Overview

    Features Description
    New Server Fast and fresh server with paid hosting and proxies in Asia and North America for low lag.
    Near Vanilla Minimal changes to gameplay, with Vanilla Tweaks datapacks and some helpful plugins.
    Incredible Staff Experienced staff who provide quick issue resolution and fair punishments.
    Well-Setup Server Proper anti-cheats, moderation plugins, LuckPerms, spark monitoring, MiniMOTD, and more.
    Mod Support Allowed mods like Xaero’s Minimap, JourneyMap, Dynmap, and optional Simple Voice Chat.
    Documentation Community and staff maintained wiki filled with seasonal information.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    How do I join the server?

    You can join by either joining our Discord server or directly connecting to the server:

    • Discord server: https://discord.gg/tPKhcQAwxE (or visit our website if the link is expired)
    • Server Addresses:
      • mc.hamium.xyz – Europe (Temporarily Disabled)
      • asia.hamium.xyz – Asia
      • na.hamium.xyz – North America/USA/Canada

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  • MineGenshin – Minecraft Server

    MineGenshin – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 9998
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate blocky paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a minecart rollercoaster.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a talking Ender Dragon who challenged them to a dance-off. The winner got a diamond helmet and bragging rights for eternity. Spoiler alert: the Ender Dragon has some killer moves.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of players who go around pranking unsuspecting villagers with TNT cannons and giant pixel art statues of themselves. Join them if you dare, but beware, they have a strict “noobs need not apply” policy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a stack of porkchops, because things are about to get wacky!

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  • NashCraft Minecraft Server

    NashCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 3056
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Divine Spears Created: 11
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Crops Grown: 2301
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane place to be!

    Join us and experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and outrageous adventures like never before. Our community is filled with players who are as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding llamas.

    Forget about boring old Kevin Nash, come join us and show off your champion skills. Sell out arenas like a pro and prove that you are the ultimate Minecraft champion. Who needs Nash when you can rule the Minecraft world with your epic gate receipts?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with gatorade-shoving, cock-teasing, and all-around craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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